Kilcline

Going to get messy this

"We're still everyone's cup final" in the comments. Aye alright marra

Newcastle 1 - 3 Man City Arsenal 3 - 0 Leicester Brentford 1 - 1 West Ham Chelsea 2 - 1 Brighton Everton 1 - 1 Palace Forest 1- 1 Fulham Wolves 1 - 3 Liverpool Ipswich 1 - 2 Villa Man United 2 - 2 Spurs Bournemouth 2 - 1 Southampton

I presume as it's their competition the EFL will allow them to postpone a league game to play the cup game - they won't have a game every midweek for the rest of the season, the only issue is if timing then has a knock on to our next round game, as if that can't be played on time and we're drawn against a team in Europe I'm not sure where the free midweek would be for them.

West Ham 1 - 2 Chelsea Villa 2 - 0 Wolves Fulham 1 - 2 Newcastle Leicester 1 - 1 Everton Liverpool 3 - 0 Bournemouth Southampton 1 - 1 Ipswich Spurs 2 - 1 Brentford Palace 1 - 1 Man United Brighton 1 - 0 Forest Man City 1 - 0 Arsenal

Aye, that'll be the Business Club, £6k a year (£5k + VAT) and if you're not already a seasonal hospitality client you can go on the waiting list and got dibs on match-by-match hospitality tickets before they went on sale.

Scouse mackem cunts, here's hoping either Ipswich or Leicester are good enough over 38 games to do us all a favour

Looks like the keeper isn't worth £25m anymore eh

Start sliding down the table next week when they get beat off the smogmonsters and the meltdown will slowly begin

There'll be a Brucey Bingo card knocking about somewhere, that's for sure

That rules out my smart arse question then, which given what I think you've mentioned you do for work before would have been "Instead of hiring a PR team why don't you just stop being such a dickhead?"

Southampton 1 – 2 Man United Brighton 2 – 0 Ipswich Crystal Palace 2 – 1 Leicester Fulham 1 – 1 West Ham Liverpool 3 – 0 Forest Man City 4 – 0 Brentford Aston Villa 2 – 0 Everton Bournemouth 0 – 2 Chelsea Tottenham 2 – 2 Arsenal Wolves 1 – 2 Newcastle

Aye, think it might have been Nicky Summerbee. Proper nasty piece of shit he was.

Bohemian Rhapsody Odysseas Odysseas Eddie let's give him a go They say he's shit But Odysseas will save the Geordies Geordies Geordies Not sure how you'd start a second round of it mind

This is exactly my take too, it's a song asking something that an increasing number of people don't believe exists to save something an increasing number of people don't believe should exist. The only downside is many people who dislike the national anthem itself would have it be some other shite like Jerusalem instead

He's the featured player on the official England "Game Day" poster on all the social channels too so it's pretty nailed on

If it's just this season the implementation of "only the captain to speak to the ref" is going as well as I'm sure we'd all expect. Although in our case their uselessness might be a good thing!

Something that isn't a traditionally tracked statistic then but that someone would have counted to prove who the biggest cunts and shithouses are. So is it: spoken to the referee the most times so far this season?

Bookings for dissent? I should probably get on with a bit of graft...

Scrap Bissouma then

Rob Jones seems to referee us a lot. So maybe something like most times booked by Rob Jones? And just because he gets booked all the time and did at the weekend, Yves Bissouma number 1? Are we getting warmer?

I feel like it's going to be something to do with combined fouls made + number of times fouled, or fouls per fair tackle, something like that, but absolutely no idea who would be 1. Probably miles away even on the list aren't I