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Premier League Winners: Man City Runners Up: Arsenal 3rd-6th: Newcastle, Liverpool, Man U, Villa Relegation: Ipswich, Leicester, Southampton Overachievers: Palace Underperformers: Tottenham Top Goal Scorer: Haaland Break Out Year: Lewis Hall Season to Forget: Vicario PFA Player of the Year: Odegaard PFA Young Player of the Year: Lewis Hall Manager of the Year: Howe First manager to quit/be sacked: Maresca Championship Winners: Leeds Runners Up: Burnley Play-Offs: Luton (W), Sheffield U, Boro, Coventry Relegation: Oxford, Portsmouth, Plymouth Newcastle United Where will we finish?: 3rd Top Goalscorer: Isak Top Assister: Tonali Season to forget: Vlachodimos Will Howe be manager at the end of the season?: Yes Domestic League One Promotion: Birmingham, Rotherham, Bolton League One Relegation: Cambridge, Wycombe, Northampton, Burton League Two Promotion: Notts County, Port Vale, MK Dons, Carlisle League Two Relegation: Morecambe, Bromley National League Promotion: Forest Green, Oldham FA Cup: Arsenal League Cup: Man City EFL Trophy: Birmingham Europe La Liga winner: Real Madrid Serie A winner: Inter Bundesliga winner: Bayer Leverkusen European Competitions Champions League winner: Real Madrid Europa League winner: Roma Conference League Winner: Fiorentina General World Player of the Year: Rodri World Young player: Bellingham

It's Newcastle's turn next Saturday at 1pm apparently

Probably sacked off to the shame dungeon already as they'd have started doing racisms before the end of page 1

Jeez, I'll take the consolation prize of I can at least remember what train I was on and where I was when my mates phoned me to tell me he'd come back

But was he using the FTM towel anyway or did he take it especially/just in case and now it's only out because he's allegedly seen some of us?

Been to the cricket last week and fancies a bit of West Indies away doesn't he, cunt

Battle of wits and a half that

So the Reubens are going to own stakes in two PL clubs and Gordon's off to Palace fucking hell

Was that the Kiraly who used to play for Palace? Always wore big baggy joggers aswell didn't he and not even proper trackies

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Probably a good opportunity this season for them to work together when we're playing once a week, then when we're back in Europe for 25/26 we'll see the impact in terms of how the manager rotates, although no doubt he learnt a lot himself last season on that front too. *Assuming that's the depth his role will go to, which Eales seemed to confirm.

See above, marra

Bloke's a fucking idiot, when he was on last night about Southgate is the only man for the job I thought he was worried about Klopp being interested and the "scouse not English" stuff like someone mentioned above or on the England thread.

99% sure he doesn't go. And if the 1% happens, there are very good managers/coaches available who I'd imagine would want to come here, and we have competent people to go and hire one of them. Life is good.

Not spent £12 to register a company so they can somehow sponsor themselves for a billion quid a year yet or what? Fucking grifting cunts

The big question is will Eddie's black training top go on sale or is it special "gaffer only" attire?

Aye, "the interview" will be a potentially interesting footnote in the inevitable biography of Southgate's reign that we'll see in a year or two

Straight up negligence from Southgate.

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I didn't get anything about Pope but did get a picture of Pickford mocked up like a Cabinet appointment with "FTM" in the message. Luckily someone else identified he was arsehole drunk and told him to stop drinking and have a lie down before I could call him a sad cunt.

Paul Mitchell said: "It's with immense pride that I accept the responsibility of being Newcastle United's new sporting director. "I've seen the recent growth and ambition of the club. This, plus the amazing fan base, made the decision to join an easy one. "I can’t wait to get started and help continue the organisation's growth and long-term competitiveness in all areas of elite football performance." It's a small/daft thing - and someone else more than likely wrote the quote for him to sign off - but I always love it when sports people (or people in general actually) use words like responsibility rather than opportunity in things like this. I remember when Harrington won his second Open on the bounce he spoke about "taking responsibility to win," always stuck with me. Makes this guy come across as a serious bloke who is going to take us where we want to go, rather than "try" to do it.

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No, level 7 was more or less totally empty, was about 10 Fiorentina supporters up there one day from memory, and think the upper gallowgate was fairly sparse too, think we had 36k or so both days.