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Don't think I could name another Swedish football coach other than Sven to save my life

This is a great one. Off the top of my head: O'Leary Gullit Koeman Ancelotti Pochettino Lambert Vieira Tudor Kompany

Score draw, with us conceding a late equaliser

Ah QPR was the one I couldn't think of, was thinking there must be a London club aswell!

Was going to watch Man U but the 5 minutes of Sky marbling them between switching over from Elche v Espanyol and the start has changed my mind, Fulham v Tottenham it is

Martin O'Neill has started banging on about them being in the PL/EFL again recently hasn't he? I think they'd at best be yo-yo clubs long-term, would maybe have a good initial few seasons while their name means something to signings but that'd be about it. Thankfully won't happen, rancid the pair of them and their fan bases.

Can't comment on your 5-a-side prowess but broadly agree on the save, it looks incredible but in reality it's one any competent keeper makes. I thought Donnarumma made a better save in the second half last week

He was bang on aswell, it was obvious after 10 minutes with how deep Gordon was dropping that we needed to move those 3 around a position each

I do feel a bit sorry for him as we don't play to what should be his strengths very much, if at all (releasing him into space) but the absence of basics sometimes is astounding. Do think we've dropped a massive bollock with him and Wissa, £100m+ on players who thrived in specific systems isn't looking too clever right now

That was really bad. Allied to the incompetence for all three goals the lack of anyone showing or wanting to take responsibility and how many were hiding today was poor. I don't like using the word cowardly but I'm struggling to find another one today.

Handball my arse

Love a random watch on FIFA+

Hope he's not spent too much on her without realising he could see the lot for a fiver anyway

Have they claimed Saudi Arabia has paid off UEFA and that's why we're the early KO a few days before playing them yet?

was "Bogey" for me

Seeing as we're sacking off shit ideas from staff who have now gone, can someone remind Hopkinson that Peter Silverstone brought in the ticket ballot

Good for him, some absolute horror shows those first few games and plenty of "LOL they gave the set piece coach the job" but fair play to the bloke. Brentford can still fuck off though, Kurupt FM cunts

Gameweek 28 Wolves 1-2 Villa Bournemouth 2-0 Sunderland Burnley 1-2 Brentford Liverpool 2-1 West Ham Newcastle 2-1 Everton Leeds 2-4 Man City Brighton 1-1 Forest Fulham 1-1 Spurs Man United 2-1 Palace Arsenal 3-2 Chelsea Gameweek 29 fixtures Bournemouth 1-1 Brentford Everton 3-1 Burnley Leeds 2-0 Sunderland Wolves 0-2 Liverpool Villa 1-1 Chelsea Brighton 1-2 Arsenal Fulham 3-1 West Ham Man City 3-0 Forest Newcastle 2-2 Man United Spurs 1-1 Palace

How much later are we leaving it? If we were doing it on 5 minutes left I'm not sure I'd trust Ramsdale not to concede if they got another chance

Might be exactly what's needed to cheer up that miserable cunt who works in the Box Office

"Your desire to satisfy commercial partners and a need to meet PSR requirements on your part does not constitute a willingness or acceptance to be bent over on mine. Get to fuck."

Probably had a beymback on for it EDIT: Oh, they actually had a game that night and were still thinking about us. Standard.

Must be a slow news day in Chicken Town if RTG and Keith are playing their greatest hits. Can't even look forward to us gerrin beyt tonight. I notice they're already talking about "Wembo" tickets for the FA Cup semi-finals too

That's my Brighton-dwelling eldest getting a membership next season