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Fancy these to come and have a go at us, consequently we'll smash them. Giving someone a hiding is near, why not these cunts. 4-0.

Not pretty but what's new?! Another 3 points and on we go, it's not a million miles away from clicking

I'd be amazed if Scott had ever been in his life, I'm even more amazed he isn't dead

2 or 3 - 1 win, Brenda Johnson to score and placed as today's security bet

It's probably not a great attitude to have but I stopped giving a shit about most things a long while ago on the basis that it'd be very difficult to actually participate in life. Fair play to those who genuinely do though and not just to virtue signal, they're much bigger people than me.

Pretty much in the same boat, made easier to not bother by my lad (17) not fancying it, not even bothering with the Florida friendlies for the caps. Will do both March games and hope we get a decent Nations League group and we can get to an away or two in the autumn.

How many is the Bangkok Hilton winning by?

Was it ever announced what actual injury he had? Not sure if he's actually injured or if I think we've just taken him out of the firing line for a bit and he's going to come back firing or if we're getting into "they've chopped his dick off lad" territory

Gameweek 20 Villa 2-0 Forest Brighton 3-1 Burnley Wolves 1-1 West Ham Bournemouth 1-2 Arsenal Leeds 2-2 Man United Everton 1-1 Brentford Fulham 1-2 Liverpool Newcastle 2-1 Palace Spurs 2-1 Sunderland Man City 3-2 Chelsea Gameweek 21 West Ham 1-1 Forest Bournemouth 0-0 Spurs Brentford 2-0 Sunderland Palace 2-2 Villa Everton 2-0 Wolves Fulham 2-2 Chelsea Man City 2-1 Brighton Burnley 1-2 Man United Newcastle 2-1 Leeds Arsenal 4-2 Liverpool

I've never understood why more teams don't stick it on him, Burn and Lascelles in the last few years have kicked the shit out of him and he shies off

Man City are soft as shit these days, the likes of De Bruyne and Gundogan were quality but could mix it too and were hard as nails, they're getting bullied here

Maresca is an imbecile who embodies the old saying of football being a simple game overcomplicated by people who should know better. 5 minutes working with Pep and a couple of tactical successes (fair play to him for the CWC final) and he thinks he knows the lot. Banging on about needing players with experience, there's plenty of experience in that Chelsea side, he wants to try coaching his players instead of moaning all the time, he knew what he'd signed up for. He'll definitely be off to Man City in the summer I reckon.

Calendar lines up nicely for a few weeks "graft" with the Seven Steves before promptly getting sacked in between coming back from the Ashes and going to India for the T20 World Cup

Favourite Match: Cup final Favourite Goal: Burn in the final Favourite Moment: The second goal in the final, after that I just knew. Honourable mentions to the final whistle and Tonali tying his shoelace. Favourite Player: Burn Any other favourite memories: Burn's goal against Bilbao, the CL music coming on after that atrocity against Everton on the last day. EDIT: Actually, the entire experience and the atmosphere in Wembley, it was bouncing all the way through and not through defiance or hope, but expectation and the feeling we belonged there and would win.

Vlachodimos the only other one that comes immediately to mind

He's probably saving himself for next Saturday

Yep, he's been nowhere near since he was off ill

Red scum cunts

Take the 3 points and get out of that shithole. Thank you very much.

I didn't know the Pasta Predator had said anything but weirdly I was talking about this last week and said Bobb has got moving to Dortmund and being worth £80m+ in a couple of years written all over him. Not sure where I stand on us signing him like as I've only seen him play I think once this season and that was in the flesh, is he back to what he was before his injury?

"Aye we won 10-0 but it was just Burnley. Wuh still shit"

Only if you're from sunderland

Long throws that are literally just the ball thrown as far as someone can throw it without any thought or strategy behind it so it's effective. Brentford being a team who do it well

Good to see Burnsie's keeping busy between Christmas and New Year