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He'll be stepping up his data gathering and doing something about Newcastle next year when we batter Villarreal in the Europa League final or give Real Madrid the PSG experience at SJP

Fucking hell even Joe Cole is on about Arsenal and Isak. Relentless these fuckers 😂

Yasir is the main man in PIF isn't he? Other than bin Salman himself signing it off there's nowhere else for it to go

Noon tomorrow until noon Thursday

Well, the pressure on my colleague who reckons he can get us 2 in our end from an EFL partner company has just increased substantially 😅

Someone needs to check he's alright, there were positive noises from him about summer transfer activity last week too

Fuck Liverpool. Fuck all of their players, most of their ex-players, fuck the staff, and fuck anyone associated with them. Fuck their bellend supporters. Fuck their whole always being on an inexorable march to glory and utopia bullshit. Fuck anyone or anything else I've forgotten. Fuck them. Cunts. (But aye, get the Vaseline out on Wednesday)

We've played miles better than we have here and lost. And how are they third in the league?! Will obviously take it. Hope we properly put these to bed now

We'll win 2 or 3 - 1 today, tight but comfortable in the end. Howay the Lads!

Gameweek 27 Brighton 2-2 Bournemouth Palace 1-1 Villa Wolves 1-1 Fulham Chelsea 3-1 Southampton Brentford 2-1 Everton Man United 2-1 Ipswich Forest 1-2 Arsenal Spurs 2-3 Man City Liverpool 3-1 Newcastle West Ham 3-1 Leicester

Aye the Nags Head and the White Lion opposite are cracking boozers 👌🏻

Man City having an option on him is still a bit of a wildcard. You'd think they'd look at more of a "sure thing" signing anyway but with Ederson and Ortega both looking ropey means we could do with having this tied up sharp

Gameweek 26 Leicester 1-2 Brentford Everton 2-1 Man United Arsenal 3-0 West Ham Bournemouth 2-1 Wolves Fulham 2-1 Palace Ipswich 1-2 Spurs Southampton 1-3 Brighton Villa 2-2 Chelsea Newcastle 2-1 Forest Man City 1-1 Liverpool

Din't forget yer curry soss and bisto to chuck ower any mags you find in the strongholds marra

I don't see us being a "we'll give him to X" operation. If we're not in Europe next year - unless due to some weird circumstances like last year - I think he's gone. No "start of the year," and rightfully so. If you don't fancy him, move on. Tough gig when hitting targets isn't enough, but that's where we are. I write words for all my clients for a living and I can't comprehend what I'd say if this guy won the lot with us, which is obviously what most of us want. (Full disclosure - I was an Eddie skeptic, I'm now all in on the bloke)

He was shit today but that's 50/50 between the tactical miscalculation and him. He has a use. A no brainer to be the PSR unlocker or the exchange offering when a club in the shit rings Get Mitchell's Badge In over the summer

This is essentially why they're where they are. Teams are so wired to playing Pep football in and out of possession that they've not got a clue what to do when they play a team like this. Hope we beat them 10-0 then they go unbeaten and win the league 😂

The point in a money game where shithousery comes in and there's a conversation about sharing the pot with the others left and choosing accordingly...

Different discussion, but hopefully we're in the midst of a mentality shift where at Newcastle United Football Club the next game is always the "most crucial" and it doesn't matter who we're playing. That's the line between very good and greatness

Got it massively wrong today. Eddie is Our King.

Saw a few Newcastle tops around last night and this morning...so if anyone is going back to the Stockport Central Premier Inn and fancies a couple of pints and a moan drop me a PM 😅

Pathetic. In the posh seats and the highlight of my day is I've just seen Paul Mitchell getting the badge in. Miley was good second half. We got that badly wrong from the start tactically but the players have to look at themselves, didn't lay a glove on them at all.

Working in the NW for a couple of days ahead of Saturday so had a drive down to Port Vale v Notts County tonight, it's an absolutely dreadful game

That's our PSR fucked for another year then

Yeah, didn't that press release to the stock exchange from Juventus mention what all the bonuses were? So it's £15m regardless, extra if they qualify for Europe, extra if something else happens - maybe his appearances or something