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Got it massively wrong today. Eddie is Our King.

Saw a few Newcastle tops around last night and this morning...so if anyone is going back to the Stockport Central Premier Inn and fancies a couple of pints and a moan drop me a PM 😅

Pathetic. In the posh seats and the highlight of my day is I've just seen Paul Mitchell getting the badge in. Miley was good second half. We got that badly wrong from the start tactically but the players have to look at themselves, didn't lay a glove on them at all.

Working in the NW for a couple of days ahead of Saturday so had a drive down to Port Vale v Notts County tonight, it's an absolutely dreadful game

That's our PSR fucked for another year then

Yeah, didn't that press release to the stock exchange from Juventus mention what all the bonuses were? So it's £15m regardless, extra if they qualify for Europe, extra if something else happens - maybe his appearances or something

It's an honour to receive such an invitation though isn't it, and at 50% off the general admission price. Howay the Lads!

"Simon Hooper has been appointed as the man in the middle for the 2025 EFL Cup Final"

6 and a half years since we've even got a goal there I think? Hopefully knock that on the head early and go from there. Feel like we've nothing to fear, which means Bernado and Gundogan are probably set to remember how good they were 2-3 years ago and turn up, the cunts

Gameweek 25 Brighton 2-2 Chelsea Leicester 0-3 Arsenal Villa 2-0 Ipswich Fulham 1-1 Forest Man City 3-2 Newcastle Southampton 1-2 Bournemouth West Ham 1-1 Brentford Palace 1-0 Everton Liverpool 3-0 Wolves Spurs 2-2 Man United Villa 1-2 Liverpool

Says in the FAQs they'll be posted: https://www.newcastleunited.com/en/news/wembley-ticket-news-2025 I'm an England Travel Club member and it's always paper or print at home aswell, seems a bit wild Wembley doesn't do digital at all, although the FA is trying to roll out an England Supporters App, but there we are! ID checks aswell apparently (only mentioning as I know it's a topic close to your heart!)

Paper

Apologies if already discussed...This is interesting in the FAQs: What happens if I signed up to the Cup Scheme but couldn't make any of the matches so forwarded or resold my ticket? Due to the nature of having more people on the Cup Scheme than tickets available a priority selling order has been outlined. Priority has been given to those fans that attended games. If that's true then that must include seasonal hospitality who opted in aswell? I assume when we say "31k ST holders" etc we're talking general admission only?

Be waiting on the police, it's Arsenal v Chelsea that afternoon too

Anybody. Anywhere. WE ARE NEWCASTLE!

Got the makings of a top shithouse. If he develops a first touch he'll be class. Got to be a wide option too if he can learn the defensive bit.

Not sure if he's been playing 21s this year but got a few and looked decent for the 18s last year

"This is why Arsenal need to sign Isak. They need to sign Isak. If Arsenal sign Isak there's no reason for Saliba to go Real Madrid. Yeah you can say Real Madrid have got Mbappe and Bellingham and yes they win fings, but they win fings every year. Every year they win sammink. If Arsenal Football Club sign Isak they'll win fings and this lad will become a legend. He don't need to go Real Madrid."

"Showing so much equality I can't see a single bit of white on it." And that's just one of the first ones I've seen! Fucking hell man

Fuck everything to do with these cunts, their supporters, and particularly Virgil "Doesn't get dribbled past just don't mention that's because he brings you down or throws an elbow instead" van Dickhead. We'll win anyway but here's hoping they have to go to extra time and pens in the Champions League a few days before it aswell. Did I mention they're cunts? Cunts

Oh good, we get to listen to these cunts song again

Was funny as fuck last night watching their set piece guy losing his mind while Tindall stood there with his hands in his pockets and the occasional wave. Just before Rice once more hoofed it out past the far post for a goal kick.

It might get moved. Last time was 4:30pm as Spurs v Chelsea was at 1:30, Arsenal are now due to play Chelsea that day so could be similar.

Wonder how many degrees of separation between that and the club for their next PSR fiddle

A combination of that and not being able to think on their feet, so when they're 7th or 8th in line they ask the same question, or a close variant of, that's been asked probably three times already. Apart from Louise Taylor, who is the football journalist equivalent of Robert Peston during the Covid pressers, it just takes her the best part of a minute to ramble through whatever nonsense she's asking