Kilcline

I try never to get too carried away or evangelical about individual players and performances, but thought this man summed up what it meant to be one of us today. Choose between savage, collosus, immense, all three, add your own, please yourself, he was fucking superb.

Mags at Hummel and in our marketing department marra

Anyone who thinks we'll have a worse season in terms of points and position than last season, when we're only playing once a week and less all the baggage (injuries/knackered) that came with that, is either completely out of their mind or is going all in on the "Newcastle have had an unstable summer Eddie for England" carry on.

Can't wait for it to come out that when Guehi refused to sign a new contract his agent had said to Parish "if you want to keep a superstar player you need to pay superstar money" and he fucks off for nothing

The website saying he was going to City said he was going to Barcelona about an hour before

It's honestly one of football's great mysteries to me how everyone in the game when talking about him goes on about what a smashing bloke he is (granted Shearer's his mate). He's never come across to me as anything but a complete tosser, even before we had the pleasure of him in the dugout.

Gone 2-0 in the predictions thread, but 5-0 and Russell Martin sent off after Tindall makes some crack about him pulling Lucy Pinder please

Man United 2-1 Fulham Ipswich 0-2 Liverpool Arsenal 3-0 Wolves Everton 1-1 Brighton Newcastle 2-0 Southampton Forest 1-1 Bournemouth West Ham 2-2 Villa Brentford 1-1 Palace Chelsea 0-2 Man City Leicester 0-2 Spurs

Women at 1, men at 4

If we can design a way to play that all he has to do is run into space and receive the ball moving into the final third and decide to cross or shoot then execute he'd genuinely look borderline elite. Where he's so frustrating is when he comes so deep he almost suffocates us trying to play out on our side. The worst thing is it happens because he's trying to help out, if he could make head rule heart he'd be unreal.

Seen a handful of absolutely shocking away snides tonight, obviously based on whatever Footy Headlines said 6 month ago

First half it was very noticeable how he'd take up specific positions in midfield when BDB had the ball, so we either had an overload in the middle or BDB had a free pass to Gordon. We're evolving tactically and we've got the players to do it. Always geek out when we've got a "new move" 😂

Usual pre-season disclaimers aside, thought this guy absolutely bossed it tonight, looked immense.

I reckon so, hopefully plenty of opportunity to get him on when we're battering teams and stick Gordon/Barnes right/upfront so he can play on the left. Should theoretically help us get Isak some rest and not overexposure Osula if we don't need to. Same for Alfie Harrison too hopefully. Now scratching my head thinking how we get everyone minutes now I've typed that out, nice problem to have eh 😅

First saw this lad when the 18s got battered in the Youth Cup in January, he's Maxi on steroids but he's got something. Even since then he's tightened up a lot, learning quickly training with the first team. Someone mentioned on another thread but might be a case where we take the City route of keeping lads in house rather than loans if we can get them minutes here and there, got a few young lads who look like they could be very, very good players for us.

Mix I reckon, it's what he did last year for these games and I think the season before too

Your membership number is just your supporter/ticketing account number. Think it was about October/November last season when the digital membership card was available to download to your phone if that's what you mean. Not that it's needed for anything other than a bit discount for non Happy Hour midweek pints in Shearer's

Fuck the lot of them

Was dead last when I got on

Pav Trippier Schär Colo Beresford Bruno Lee Robert Beardsley Ginola Shearer

Premier League Winners: Man City Runners Up: Arsenal 3rd-6th: Newcastle, Liverpool, Man U, Villa Relegation: Ipswich, Leicester, Southampton Overachievers: Palace Underperformers: Tottenham Top Goal Scorer: Haaland Break Out Year: Lewis Hall Season to Forget: Vicario PFA Player of the Year: Odegaard PFA Young Player of the Year: Lewis Hall Manager of the Year: Howe First manager to quit/be sacked: Maresca Championship Winners: Leeds Runners Up: Burnley Play-Offs: Luton (W), Sheffield U, Boro, Coventry Relegation: Oxford, Portsmouth, Plymouth Newcastle United Where will we finish?: 3rd Top Goalscorer: Isak Top Assister: Tonali Season to forget: Vlachodimos Will Howe be manager at the end of the season?: Yes Domestic League One Promotion: Birmingham, Rotherham, Bolton League One Relegation: Cambridge, Wycombe, Northampton, Burton League Two Promotion: Notts County, Port Vale, MK Dons, Carlisle League Two Relegation: Morecambe, Bromley National League Promotion: Forest Green, Oldham FA Cup: Arsenal League Cup: Man City EFL Trophy: Birmingham Europe La Liga winner: Real Madrid Serie A winner: Inter Bundesliga winner: Bayer Leverkusen European Competitions Champions League winner: Real Madrid Europa League winner: Roma Conference League Winner: Fiorentina General World Player of the Year: Rodri World Young player: Bellingham

It's Newcastle's turn next Saturday at 1pm apparently

Probably sacked off to the shame dungeon already as they'd have started doing racisms before the end of page 1

Jeez, I'll take the consolation prize of I can at least remember what train I was on and where I was when my mates phoned me to tell me he'd come back

But was he using the FTM towel anyway or did he take it especially/just in case and now it's only out because he's allegedly seen some of us?