Sir Joel Inton

0 big chances 2 shots on target for both teams (0 in 2nd half) 0.30 and 0.36 xG 1 accurate through ball 2 successful crosses The beautiful game. AND ITS LIVE.

Really need Man City to turn it on and stop these absolute perverts winning the league.

Saka going off with the traditional limp after a poor performance

If you can’t be bothered to finish watching the match, you can read the match report here: http://news.bbc.co.uk/sport1/hi/football/eng_prem/8377077.stm

Gyokeres a very expensive midtable player.

Can’t see anyone getting sacked for it mind.

So what this shows is OGS’s sacking directly led to us improving and Leicester being relegated.

I always think that I’ve never met a Bournemouth, Brentford or Brighton supporter. Outside of attending matches obviously, have you ever met one? I don’t have a habit of attending Tory party conferences tbf but I’m convinced they don’t exist outside matchdays.

It’s because modern goalkeepers are shite generally, more interested in whether they can ping a pass 50 yards than do the basics of goalkeeping. Fuck me I sound like a Boomer here but it drives me mad. When did goalkeepers stop catching the football? Not just corners and crosses but a shot into their body or close to it would be mopped up easily, now everything is just palmed or punched into danger.

Someone does need to tell him to stop shooting from corners every single game What a hero he is though. By far the single most important player we’ve had.

Which were the 3 great saves? He didn’t save anything I wouldn’t expect a PL keeper to save. As others have said, he was completely all over the place, again. We can all live in a bubble where players and managers are without critique or we can watch matches and realise we really need to strengthen some areas.

That first half was like his YouTube scouting report before we signed him. Hopefully it’ll be a one off and he was just off it tonight. That first goal what the fuck was he doing?

This thick twat got away with another tonight. Someone needs to teach him the flight of a football

Impossible to read too much into that, it was a crazy game with absolutely no control.

Whoever gave him that clearly wants him sacked. Could only have been given inside the Spurs dressing room, you would have thought?

Only just behind Alan now as the greatest Barnes of all time.

They’ll hate that forrin penalty. Should have done a Brexit blastie.

Alan, they’ll not take you back.

We’d also be top if we didn’t fuck up the Chelsea, Tottenham, Liverpool, West Ham, Brentford, Villa, Leeds, Bournemouth, mackems and Brighton games. We could be top of the CL group too if we didn’t fuck up the Barcelona, Marseille and Leverkusen games.

That’s weird. I thought they just needed to go 4-2-3-1 and they’d win the league? Proper banter club. Can’t wait for the slide down the league

Should be the next London mayor.

This cunt better not be injured, looked flat out at the end.

Their season falling apart already? Not like them to get ahead of themselves too early.

We’re getting there.

No the deliberate part was taken away with VAR, not introduced. We do not need to discuss it, you cannot read the previous rule here: "deliberate act of a player making contact with the ball with the arm/hand"