Dave Posted June 10, 2015 Share Posted June 10, 2015 When McClaren left [sJP] some four hours later, having conducted cosy interviews with preferred media partners only, he confirmed to Sportsmail that he was not allowed to speak to the independent press. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mick Posted June 10, 2015 Share Posted June 10, 2015 If anything, I hope the confirmation of this appointment will put an end to my weekly dreams where I encounter Pardew in public - but bottle giving him a load of s***. Ronaldo beats him to an inch of his life then wakes up. Poor form, Yorkie. What was your Pardew dream again? I remember cracking the f*** up. Had a dream last night I was looking after Mike Willamson's dog, the dog had a tattoo. That is all. I had a dream/nightmare last night that I was managing a kids' football team and Alan Pardew was managing the opposition. We just had markers for goalposts and their goalkeeper kept on moving the markers so their goal was smaller and therefore it'd be more difficult to score, I confronted Pardew and he said "I don't care mate, the press aren't going to report this, it's a bladdy kids' game" and I went "Well that's just you all over, isn't it, you c***". He just smiled. He was a right prick like, was fuming. Sad bastard. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Parky Posted June 10, 2015 Share Posted June 10, 2015 When McClaren left [sJP] some four hours later, having conducted cosy interviews with preferred media partners only, he confirmed to Sportsmail that he was not allowed to speak to the independent press. North Korea United. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
AyeDubbleYoo Posted June 10, 2015 Share Posted June 10, 2015 Rodney Marsh writing him off as a 'nothing appointment' on TalkSport. Guess he would know Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hanshithispantz Posted June 10, 2015 Share Posted June 10, 2015 Fuck knas if he should but he's absolutely spot on. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
WarrenBartonCentrePartin Posted June 10, 2015 Share Posted June 10, 2015 Rodney Marsh writing him off as a 'nothing appointment' on TalkSport. Guess he would know Was working late and had it on driving home. Heard Jason Cundy saying that we should all be happy to accept 12th place next season given the last three months. Prick. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Interpolic Posted June 10, 2015 Share Posted June 10, 2015 If anything, I hope the confirmation of this appointment will put an end to my weekly dreams where I encounter Pardew in public - but bottle giving him a load of s***. Ronaldo beats him to an inch of his life then wakes up. Poor form, Yorkie. What was your Pardew dream again? I remember cracking the f*** up. Had a dream last night I was looking after Mike Willamson's dog, the dog had a tattoo. That is all. I had a dream/nightmare last night that I was managing a kids' football team and Alan Pardew was managing the opposition. We just had markers for goalposts and their goalkeeper kept on moving the markers so their goal was smaller and therefore it'd be more difficult to score, I confronted Pardew and he said "I don't care mate, the press aren't going to report this, it's a bladdy kids' game" and I went "Well that's just you all over, isn't it, you c***". He just smiled. He was a right prick like, was fuming. Sad bastard. Harsh man, I can't help my dreams Mick you fackin owld cant. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dave Posted June 10, 2015 Share Posted June 10, 2015 http://www.mirror.co.uk/sport/football/news/steve-mcclaren-exclusive-newcastle-unique-5860350? http://www.mirror.co.uk/sport/football/news/new-newcastle-manager-steve-mcclaren-5860380? http://www.mirror.co.uk/sport/football/news/newcastles-steve-mcclaren-says-transfer-5860995? Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Skeletor Posted June 10, 2015 Share Posted June 10, 2015 Rodney Marsh writing him off as a 'nothing appointment' on TalkSport. Guess he would know He's not wrong there. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
mrmojorisin75 Posted June 10, 2015 Share Posted June 10, 2015 interesting thing for me is that i've been convinced that our players have barely had a shred of decent coaching since the day pardew turned up and i've been equally convinced this has held a lot of our players back at various stages, with some obvious notable examples mclaren himself is obviously not inspiring in himself but if he installs a decent setup behind the scenes then i'd like to see how it goes on the pitch Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mick Posted June 10, 2015 Share Posted June 10, 2015 Harsh man, I can't help my dreams Mick you fackin owld cant. Dreaming of Pardew, that is a shit hand to be dealt. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
WarrenBartonCentrePartin Posted June 10, 2015 Share Posted June 10, 2015 If there even is one small positive to be taken it's that McClaren won't stand on the touchline and call the person in the opposite dugout, who has achieved a lot more than him, a cunt, like. My blood's beginning to boil a little thinking back to what an utter twat Pardew was. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wullie Posted June 10, 2015 Share Posted June 10, 2015 Gets the eight year deal and a million quid bonus if we win a cup according to tomorrow's rags. Jesus. They never ever learn do they? What is this obsession with long contracts? Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Village Idiot Posted June 10, 2015 Share Posted June 10, 2015 When McClaren left [sJP] some four hours later, having conducted cosy interviews with preferred media partners only, he confirmed to Sportsmail that he was not allowed to speak to the independent press. If only he had some kind of influence in a decision-making body of the club that could change this. Something like a board of directors maybe? Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
ilikenewcastle Posted June 10, 2015 Share Posted June 10, 2015 Gets the eight year deal and a million quid bonus if we win a cup according to tomorrow's rags. Jesus. They never ever learn do they? What is this obsession with long contracts? If he wins a cup, I'd happily see him get an 80 year contract and I'd give him handjobs for life. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Deuce Posted June 10, 2015 Share Posted June 10, 2015 If there even is one small positive to be taken it's that McClaren won't stand on the touchline and call the person in the opposite dugout, who has achieved a lot more than him, a cunt, like. My blood's beginning to boil a little thinking back to what an utter twat Pardew was. It's about the only thing I'm genuinely pleased about, the fact McClaren seems a decent man. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
joeyt Posted June 10, 2015 Share Posted June 10, 2015 If anything, I hope the confirmation of this appointment will put an end to my weekly dreams where I encounter Pardew in public - but bottle giving him a load of s***. Ronaldo beats him to an inch of his life then wakes up. Poor form, Yorkie. What was your Pardew dream again? I remember cracking the f*** up. Had a dream last night I was looking after Mike Willamson's dog, the dog had a tattoo. That is all. I had a dream/nightmare last night that I was managing a kids' football team and Alan Pardew was managing the opposition. We just had markers for goalposts and their goalkeeper kept on moving the markers so their goal was smaller and therefore it'd be more difficult to score, I confronted Pardew and he said "I don't care mate, the press aren't going to report this, it's a bladdy kids' game" and I went "Well that's just you all over, isn't it, you c***". He just smiled. He was a right prick like, was fuming. Love how the dream was in the off season when the World Cup was on too Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
mrmojorisin75 Posted June 10, 2015 Share Posted June 10, 2015 Gets the eight year deal and a million quid bonus if we win a cup according to tomorrow's rags. Jesus. They never ever learn do they? What is this obsession with long contracts? aren't they saying 3 years can be extended to 8? which is basically what pardew and his gaggle of cunts should have had Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wullie Posted June 10, 2015 Share Posted June 10, 2015 Gets the eight year deal and a million quid bonus if we win a cup according to tomorrow's rags. Jesus. They never ever learn do they? What is this obsession with long contracts? If he wins a cup, I'd happily see him get an 80 year contract and I'd give him handjobs for life. See, people always say stuff like this but it's thoroughly daft as a concept. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Village Idiot Posted June 10, 2015 Share Posted June 10, 2015 I suspect the club will probably pay some poor wages to managers/staff and they make up for it by dangling the carrot of a long contract. Carver got 1 million for 5 years of contract? 200 000/year seems quite on the low side for the assistant manager of a premier league side, and a quite established one at that. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Deuce Posted June 10, 2015 Share Posted June 10, 2015 Gets the eight year deal and a million quid bonus if we win a cup according to tomorrow's rags. Jesus. They never ever learn do they? What is this obsession with long contracts? If he wins a cup, I'd happily see him get an 80 year contract and I'd give him handjobs for life. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Unbelievable Posted June 10, 2015 Share Posted June 10, 2015 "McClaren has immediately challenged the club to “deliver” on Ashley's end of season promise to invest in the squad. He said: “When I look at the statement made by Mike Ashley at the end of last season - football fans get disillusioned with what is going on - and what he came out with was very forthright, very driven, very determined. “Great message: 'I am not leaving this football club until we have won something.' That is one hell of a statement to make. I thought, 'Okay. That is great.'" How does I am not leaving this football club until we have won something equate to "I want this club to win something and will do everything within my power to make it happen" FFS? To me, it simply means "this club hasn't won anything for 60 years, so I will be here forever harvesting it, and may even stay in the unlikely event that the club win something under my watch" Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
oldtype Posted June 10, 2015 Share Posted June 10, 2015 Gets the eight year deal and a million quid bonus if we win a cup according to tomorrow's rags. You just know that if we get to a cup semifinals/finals, Ashley will sabotage the team specifically so he doesn't have to pay this out Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wullie Posted June 10, 2015 Share Posted June 10, 2015 Gets the eight year deal and a million quid bonus if we win a cup according to tomorrow's rags. Jesus. They never ever learn do they? What is this obsession with long contracts? aren't they saying 3 years can be extended to 8? which is basically what pardew and his gaggle of cunts should have had The concept of contractual reward for cup success is completely bizarre to me. League is everything as far as the manager goes, for clubs that aren't desperate to win the Champions League anyway. If Liverpool had kept Dalglish after 2011-12, where they won one domestic trophy and came runner-up in the other, everyone would still be laughing now. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dave Posted June 10, 2015 Share Posted June 10, 2015 Rest of the media seem pretty pissed off about today's events. Great PR guys, nice one. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
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