nobby_solano Posted October 17, 2008 Share Posted October 17, 2008 'It's a little known perk of the job for football journalists, but at the end of every season, Nike invite a team of hacks to play at Old Trafford: the real pitch, the real kit, against real legends. Step forward Nuts journalist Adam Ralph. A 'lifelong' United supporter from Clapham, on his first trip to the Theatre of Dreams, the self-named 'silver fox' got to chow down on the same table as Denis Irwin, the living United legend. 'During the Q&A session over dessert, Nuts writer Ralph puts up his hand and asks the following question in front of the 'real' writers and his United heroes: "Denis, do you remember where you were when United won the Treble in Barcelona in '99?" The Irishman paused briefly, looked up at Ralph and answered softly: "Oh yes, son. I was playing left back." Cue Adam Ralph turning the colour of his hastily purchased United shirt.' Pwnd. hehehe brilliant Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Elliottman Posted October 20, 2008 Share Posted October 20, 2008 The 19th-placed Magpies are up for sale and interim boss Joe Kinnear has yet to record a victory since taking over at the end of last month from skysports.com Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dave Posted October 20, 2008 Share Posted October 20, 2008 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
La Parka Posted October 20, 2008 Share Posted October 20, 2008 The 19th-placed Magpies are up for sale and interim boss Joe Kinnear has yet to record a victory since taking over at the end of last month from skysports.com Fucks sake Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Big Geordie Posted October 20, 2008 Share Posted October 20, 2008 That's horrendous and laughable in the extreme! Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest BooBoo Posted October 22, 2008 Share Posted October 22, 2008 Annoying dig in todays report in the Telegraph of the Man Utd Celtic game. Tim Rich penned 'as Newcastle have habitually discovered, teams that have a go at Old Trafford spectacularly come to grief.' Firstly why mention Newcastle in a champions league report and secondly what happened the last time we had a go at Old Trafford?! Tit. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChezGiven Posted October 22, 2008 Share Posted October 22, 2008 Annoying dig in todays report in the Telegraph of the Man Utd Celtic game. Tim Rich penned 'as Newcastle have habitually discovered, teams that have a go at Old Trafford spectacularly come to grief.' Firstly why mention Newcastle in a champions league report and secondly what happened the last time we had a go at Old Trafford?! Tit. Well thats Tim off the christmas card list. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
OzzieMandias Posted October 25, 2008 Share Posted October 25, 2008 Louise Taylor finds a new way to salivate over Roy Keane: http://www.guardian.co.uk/football/2008/oct/25/newcastleunited-sunderland Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tooj Posted October 25, 2008 Share Posted October 25, 2008 I bet Louise Taylor's minge has combusted this evening due to the amount of frigging that has no doubt went on today. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Heneage Posted October 25, 2008 Share Posted October 25, 2008 I imagine it will get to the point where she will go. "And and you know when Roy is like sat in the dugout, and hes looking all "Ooh look at me im ded moody and that like I wonder what tactics im gonna play youll never know wit me Pokah Face like" and you're like thinking "OMG he is so hot, hes like colin farrell in an Adidas jacket, and like we are totally gonna beat them dirty mags, sorry im a journo so like impartial and shit, unclean geordie folk, and like this one time at band camp..." Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mick Posted October 25, 2008 Share Posted October 25, 2008 I bet Louise Taylor's minge has combusted this evening due to the amount of frigging that has no doubt went on today. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
NG32 Posted October 26, 2008 Share Posted October 26, 2008 I bet Louise Taylor's minge has combusted this evening due to the amount of frigging that has no doubt went on today. Fire MINGE! Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Benwell Lad Posted October 27, 2008 Share Posted October 27, 2008 From nufc.com Like anyone who has ever watched them on TV would be surprised. Ah, the press box - that small piece of Switzerland and bastion of neutrality, which is why you wouldn't see us in there in a month of derby days. We feel duty-bound though to pass on the observations of someone in that area on Saturday, who witnessed the unedifying spectacle of two overjoyed mackem lovers openly embracing each other at the final whistle. The actions of a pair of punt(ers) who had infiltrated the media enclosure under false pretences perhaps? Yes, in a manner of speaking....step forward the BBC's Jeff Brown and ITV counterpart Simon O'Rourke. Impartial my arse. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
NG32 Posted October 27, 2008 Share Posted October 27, 2008 Didn;t need NUFC.com to tell me they were not NUFC fans, some of the comments from them on loca news are shocking. Infact I hate the local news especcially the the fcking sport. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Big Geordie Posted October 27, 2008 Share Posted October 27, 2008 That's pretty bad - whatever happened to local media being unbiased one way or the other? Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
BlueStar Posted October 27, 2008 Share Posted October 27, 2008 Jeff Brown's a Boro fan AFAIK Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
bigfella Posted October 27, 2008 Share Posted October 27, 2008 Jeff Brown's a Boro fan AFAIK No he's not. I've met him once or twice in my local and he admitted to being brought up in the shadow of roker park. Canny enough bloke for a makem tbf. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
nobby_solano Posted October 27, 2008 Share Posted October 27, 2008 was 'hoo man roger tames, yee knaarr nowt!' a mackem? my dad always seemed to think he was Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
bigfella Posted October 27, 2008 Share Posted October 27, 2008 was 'hoo man roger tames, yee knaarr nowt!' a mackem? my dad always seemed to think he was Tames is an Arsenal fan apparantly. Makems I know think he's a Geordie and hate him as much as we do. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest TheKingOfNewcastle Posted October 27, 2008 Share Posted October 27, 2008 Metro radio always seem to employ mackem sympathisers as well. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
WarrenBartonCentrePartin Posted October 27, 2008 Share Posted October 27, 2008 FUCK ME!!!!!!! How bias were mackem brown and the appropriately named "clem" on look north?!?! Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Benwell Lad Posted October 28, 2008 Share Posted October 28, 2008 Regarding the latest pitch invasions, ticketless supporters paying corrupt staff to gain entry and outbreak of violence in the Stadium of Light on Saturday, last night's local ITV news programme gave it about 30 seconds and included some quotes from Roy Keane (predictable blarney) and an interview with a Sunderland fanzine editor who said the invasions were harmless. I'm not so sure Shay Given or anyone else who was being confronted would think the same. Not to mention any player on the receiving end of their regular racist abuse. This happens every time Newcastle or Middlesbrough visit Sunderland and until those connected with Sunderland Football Club stop turning a blind eye to the problem and the FA punish them appropriately it will continue. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decky Posted November 2, 2008 Share Posted November 2, 2008 Get ready for the media to get 100 times worse now that we are bottom of the league. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChezGiven Posted November 4, 2008 Share Posted November 4, 2008 http://www.guardian.co.uk/football/2008/nov/04/premierleague-newcastleunited "All that remained was for the newly fit Owen to step off the bench in injury time, presumably to collect his win bonus." Guess the mackem. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
madras Posted November 4, 2008 Share Posted November 4, 2008 http://www.guardian.co.uk/football/2008/nov/04/premierleague-newcastleunited "All that remained was for the newly fit Owen to step off the bench in injury time, presumably to collect his win bonus." Guess the mackem. NE5 mackems.gif cheap shot but irresistable Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
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