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SWP, K' Lua Lua and Dafoe..................just so they can run between peoples legs, hit them in the nuts so as they squeel in agony - I can go hit them with a plank of wood  :knuppel2:

 

Kazenga Lua Lua? Don't think he can run between peoples legs...despite Crouch's!

 

I saw Kazenga at the match against stoke recently and hes tiny!

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Kolo Toure people dont understand how huge he is!

Samba

and John Terry

 

fredbob

i considered lehmann too but in his interviews hes such a placid guy

but i spose if someone stood in his way in a bar, there'd be upraw!

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Kolo Toure people dont understand how huge he is!

Samba

and John Terry

 

fredbob

i considered lehmann too but in his interviews hes such a placid guy

but i spose if someone stood in his way in a bar, there'd be upraw!

 

Its the quiet ones you have to look out for, i bet he eats nails to breakfast.

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Samba

 

http://www.football.co.uk/shared/images/news/400x400_ChristopherSambaNew.jpg

 

Diop

http://www.fulhamfc.com/Images/MainNews/NewsPages/Players/diop/general1.jpg

 

Ferguson

http://i60.photobucket.com/albums/h21/LittleWing1878/2614570.jpg

 

Gattuso

http://www.lastampa.it/redazione/cmssezioni/motori/200612images/gattuso01g.jpg

 

Friedal

http://www.football.co.uk/shared/images/news/400x400_BradFriedelNew.jpg

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Robbie Savage

 

Christiano Ronaldo

 

Cesc Fabregas

 

Once it jumps off, everyone in the pub will jump on those three and do everything they've ever wanted to do to them. While that happens, I'll leave out the back, secure in the knowledge that I've done a good deed.

:lol:

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SWP, K' Lua Lua and Dafoe..................just so they can run between peoples legs, hit them in the nuts so as they squeel in agony - I can go hit them with a plank of wood  :knuppel2:

 

Kazenga Lua Lua? Don't think he can run between peoples legs...despite Crouch's!

 

I saw Kazenga at the match against stoke recently and hes tiny!

 

 

180 cm. You must be a tall guy to call him tiny... :-)

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Guest alijmitchell

Time has no relevance to me so I'd go for:

 

Tino - he'd bring a gun.

 

The daft shite wouldn't even make it through customs...

 

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Abdoulaye Faye. Monstrous in appearance and a bit mental - remember when he started twatting the dugout sits earlier in the season? :lol:

 

Although you'd have to back Barton in an actual street fight with any of the names mentioned.

 

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Shame it's just the prem, wouldn't mind Danny Shittu on my side.

 

 

http://newsimg.bbc.co.uk/media/images/42890000/jpg/_42890099_shittu_getty300.jpg

 

Has to be a hard man to have coped with such a shite surname all his life.

 

I bet he's had a few ribbings and he's decked a few people.

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bulivye, u a colts fan?

 

il take vidic terry rooney please

 

eggybread is correct, that big orange C is the chicago bears logo...  so, considering last year's superbowl, no, caan't say i'm very much of a colts fan  :nope:

 

and what about shefki kuqi?  he seems a strapping lad!

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Barton, Terry and Didier Drogba vs. Alan Shearer, Duncan Ferguson and Roy Keane.

 

I dont think there are many footballers in the world who stand half a chance against those three.

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