Lenny Posted September 21, 2008 Share Posted September 21, 2008 Will they be paying in timber or diamonds? Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Optimistic Nut Posted September 21, 2008 Share Posted September 21, 2008 They seem pretty serious about it don't they. I know it's just a stereotype, but still, very dodgy. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kaizero Posted September 21, 2008 Share Posted September 21, 2008 Sorry if already posted: http://www.kickoffnigeria.com/static/news/article.php?id=2651 Can't wait to see our SSN mongs bring out the shoecream when they buy us ala the Manchester City SSN mongs with their turbans or whatnot. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Newcastle Fan Posted September 21, 2008 Share Posted September 21, 2008 Fuck me its only getting worse from here Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Flip Posted September 21, 2008 Share Posted September 21, 2008 get us Yobo, Yakubu, Mikel, i wont be dissapointed! Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Thespence Posted September 21, 2008 Share Posted September 21, 2008 It wouldn't surprise if a Nigerian businessman has sent Ashley a email saying he will buy the club from him as soon as his $166,659,000 is released from the Ministry Of Nigeria Bank & to do so Ashley must pay him £5000 upfront to cover admin costs on getting the money released. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
mouldy_uk Posted September 21, 2008 Share Posted September 21, 2008 Will our January transfer fund depend on how many suckers respond to their e-mails? Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kaizero Posted September 21, 2008 Share Posted September 21, 2008 Will our January transfer fund depend on how many suckers respond to their e-mails? "Hello Mr. Cristiano Ronaldo. I have a good business proposal for you.." Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
mouldy_uk Posted September 21, 2008 Share Posted September 21, 2008 It wouldn't surprise if a Nigerian businessman has sent Ashley a email saying he will buy the club from him as soon as his $166,659,000 is released from the Ministry Of Nigeria Bank & to do so Ashley must pay him £5000 upfront to cover admin costs on getting the money released. Nigerian Fraud Email Gallery (542 Examples) - http://potifos.com/fraud/ "Good Day My name is Miss Dian James , the only daugther of late Mr. and Mrs James konta of the blessed memory My father was a very wealthy cocoa merchant in Abidjan, the economic capital of Ivory Coast, my father was poisoned to death by his business associates in one of their outings on a business trip." mackems.gif Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest sicko2ndbest Posted September 21, 2008 Share Posted September 21, 2008 Why am i thinking fonejacker Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
GeordieDazzler Posted September 21, 2008 Share Posted September 21, 2008 http://www.kevblog.co.uk/blog/53/fonejacker_2.jpg Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Flip Posted September 21, 2008 Share Posted September 21, 2008 Given Beye Yobo Coloccini Taiwo Gutierrez Mikel Guthrie/Barton N'Zogbia Yakubu Martins top 5 team fo real! Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
johnnypd Posted September 21, 2008 Share Posted September 21, 2008 Sorry if already posted: http://www.kickoffnigeria.com/static/news/article.php?id=2651 Can't wait to see our SSN mongs bring out the shoecream when they buy us ala the Manchester City SSN mongs with their turbans or whatnot. i think you just need to look in the last 2 pages of this thread tbh! Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kaizero Posted September 21, 2008 Share Posted September 21, 2008 My name is Mr.Moses Odiaka.I work in wanting to owning the football club Newcastle United, Newcastle, England. I write you in respect of a foreign customer with a Domicilliary account. His name is Engineer Manfred Becker. He was among those who died in a plane crash here in Nigeria during the reign of late General Sani Abacha. Since the demise of this our customer, Engineer Manfred Becker, who was an oil merchant/contractor, I have kept a close watch of the deposit records and accounts and since then nobody has come to claim the money in this a/c as next of kin to the late Engineer. He had only £480.5mllion in his a/c and the a/c is coded. It is only an insider that could produce the code or password of the deposit particulars. As it stands now,there is nobody in that position to produce the needed information other than my very self considering my position in the bank. Based on the reason that nobody has come forward to claim the deposit as next of kin, I hereby ask for your co operation in using your name as the next of kin to the deceased to send these funds out to a foreign offshore bank a/c for mutual sharing between myself and you. At this point I am the only one with the information because I have removed the deposit file from the safe.By so doing, what is required is to send an aplication laying claims of the deposit on your name as next of kin to the late Engineer. I will need your full name and address telephone/fax number,company, your signature for selling me Newcastle United and, also your bank name and account, where the money will be transfer into. Finally i want you to understand that the request for a foreigner as the next of kin is occassioned by the fact that the customer was a foreigner and for that reason alone a local cannot represent as next of kin. When you contact me, then we shall discuss on how the money will be split between us and others we shall also speak in details.I am currently in europe for a six months course,you can reach me on this number for further discussion 0031 623 866 723. Kindly send your reply to my private email address stated below [email protected] or [email protected] Trusting to hear from you, I remain Respectfully yours, Mr Moses Odiaka. [email protected] or [email protected] (0031 623 866 723) Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
oldtype Posted September 21, 2008 Share Posted September 21, 2008 was two pages of the same joke over and over again really necessary? Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
biggs Posted September 21, 2008 Share Posted September 21, 2008 was two pages of the same joke over and over again really necessary? Yes in this case because of the comedy element and the geordies need to laugh right now or we will cry. mackems.gif Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kaizero Posted September 21, 2008 Share Posted September 21, 2008 was two pages of the same joke over and over again really necessary? Yes. Yes it was. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
1878 Posted September 21, 2008 Share Posted September 21, 2008 Nigerian consortium I hope this deal isn't being conducted by email Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
mrmojorisin75 Posted September 22, 2008 Share Posted September 22, 2008 Nigerian consortium I hope this deal isn't being conducted by email oh fuck me, this is so ludicrous it's going to happen isn't it? it's the logical next step in our decline club bought for 300m on nigerian loans...sweet jesus Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
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