bhoywhonder Posted December 12, 2013 Share Posted December 12, 2013 *affects fey Lancashire Accent* "The thing is, I don't know. And nor do they, and that's whats scary...and exciting. Anything can happen with Newcastle, and also nothing - at the same time. Southampton? Well, precisely, who could possibly say? I can't predict what will or won't happen, so I'm sitting on the fence, with a firm 'maybe'. Beat Chelsea? Lose to Swansea? Beat Man U? I'm stumped Gary....Pfffffff. I'm so shit at this, Why can't I admit what a clueless charlatan I am? Erm, whatever, 2-1. What did Rizzle Kickz predict?" Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jayson Posted December 12, 2013 Share Posted December 12, 2013 From that write up id say he knows us quite well tbf Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
BillClinton Posted December 12, 2013 Share Posted December 12, 2013 currently winning the prediction league.. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest DebuchyAndTheBeast Posted December 12, 2013 Share Posted December 12, 2013 He sounds like a hurt lover in that True that Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest firetotheworks Posted December 12, 2013 Share Posted December 12, 2013 What else is he supposed to take into consideration for a prediction? The whole 'Newcastle are likely to follow up a brilliant away result with a rubbish home one.' shows that he knows something about us. He's nowhere near as bad as everyone makes out like. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mole_Toonfan Posted December 12, 2013 Share Posted December 12, 2013 That has only actually happened once tbf.... beat Villa away and then lost to Hull at home. Although tbf as well we have only had that sequence happen two other times beat Cardiff then draw to Liverpool, Beat Spurs then beat Norwich. Wouldn't say there's any clear indication from this seasons results which can suggest what the most likely result is. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Interpolic Posted December 12, 2013 Share Posted December 12, 2013 What else is he supposed to take into consideration for a prediction? The whole 'Newcastle are likely to follow up a brilliant away result with a rubbish home one.' shows that he knows something about us. He's nowhere near as bad as everyone makes out like. Form? Reason? It's a rambling mess, man. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest firetotheworks Posted December 13, 2013 Share Posted December 13, 2013 What else is he supposed to take into consideration for a prediction? The whole 'Newcastle are likely to follow up a brilliant away result with a rubbish home one.' shows that he knows something about us. He's nowhere near as bad as everyone makes out like. Form? Reason? It's a rambling mess, man. The whole point is that he's just making a prediction though. It's not an algorithm based on all of the attributes available. He's given the reason, which is that it's in our nature to follow up brilliant results with poor ones under more favourable conditions. We would have pointed that out too. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Interpolic Posted December 13, 2013 Share Posted December 13, 2013 His only justification is that it might happen, he hasn't given any recent examples or said anything to indicate it's more than a hunch. Even if he ends up being right, he'll still be wrong. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Belfast Mags Posted December 13, 2013 Share Posted December 13, 2013 He's just a rambling asshole who happened to luck out on a media job. Total bellend Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
wormy Posted December 13, 2013 Share Posted December 13, 2013 From that write up id say he knows us quite well tbf Can't fault him for that. This is exactly the type of banana skin fixture we'll slip up on after such a fantastic run. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
JCONA Posted December 13, 2013 Share Posted December 13, 2013 annoyingly he's getting quite good at this prediction game after being beyond hopeless for years Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest firetotheworks Posted December 13, 2013 Share Posted December 13, 2013 His only justification is that it might happen, he hasn't given any recent examples or said anything to indicate it's more than a hunch. Even if he ends up being right, he'll still be wrong. Read it back man. That's bollocks like. He's definitely stated throughout all of it that we're 2 good teams, and then talked about how it's in our nature to slip up after a good victory so he's went with a 1-2 to Southampton. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted December 13, 2013 Share Posted December 13, 2013 He honestly could have condensed that into 3 words, i.e. "Just a hunch". Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
S.S.R. Posted December 20, 2013 Share Posted December 20, 2013 David Cameron tips us to win and Mackems to lose. Magservatives. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest zicomartin Posted December 21, 2013 Share Posted December 21, 2013 David Cameron went for eight away wins plus Everton to lose 3-0 and Liverpool to win at home. f***ing moron. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
TaylorJ_01 Posted December 21, 2013 Share Posted December 21, 2013 KI and Lawro up a tree, m-u-n-g-i-n-g First comes love Then comes marriage blah blah blah blah blah blah babtridge. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Troll Posted December 21, 2013 Share Posted December 21, 2013 All of the stuff Lawrenson puts in his team of the week articles seems to be stuff he's read in the paper over the last week and rephrased slightly. And when he's on MOTD there's no analysis, he literally just describes what he sees on the screen. The least insightful man in football. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
HawK Posted December 21, 2013 Share Posted December 21, 2013 All of the stuff Lawrenson puts in his team of the week articles seems to be stuff he's read in the paper over the last week and rephrased slightly. And when he's on MOTD there's no analysis, he literally just describes what he sees on the screen. The least insightful man in football. He hasn't done enough work to have his insight measured Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest firetotheworks Posted December 21, 2013 Share Posted December 21, 2013 To say that he's the least insightful is a bit much like. Pretty much all of them aren't insightful. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest coalminer Posted December 21, 2013 Share Posted December 21, 2013 Punditry pretty much consists of wanking over the big clubs irrespective of result and very, very little else. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
quayside Posted December 24, 2013 Share Posted December 24, 2013 "Stoke have won two and drawn two of their league games in December but their improved form is not a big surprise to me. It was always going to take their manager Mark Hughes a bit of time to get things right after taking over from Tony Pulis and they are starting to look more like they are Hughes's team - they are hard to play against but they try to play football too. They were short of goals at the start of the season but slowly that change of style seems to be kicking in. Newcastle are also on a good run too and they have gone under everyone's radar a bit. They are sixth at Christmas and people seem to be forgetting to say what a good job their manager Alan Pardew has done. The Magpies are at home, where they have only lost once in the league this season, and I think they will keep their run going. If Pardew is not careful, he might end up qualifying for the Europa League next season. I am not sure he would want to. That sounds a bit daft to say but Newcastle have a very good first XI yet their squad is not the strongest and they only have to look at Swansea to see that competition can become a hindrance. Lawro's prediction: 2-1" Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted December 24, 2013 Share Posted December 24, 2013 David Cameron tips us to win and Mackems to lose. Magservatives. Geories. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fenham Mag Posted December 24, 2013 Share Posted December 24, 2013 David Cameron tips us to win and Mackems to lose. Magservatives. Geories. Geordie cunts. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest JS Posted December 24, 2013 Share Posted December 24, 2013 "Stoke have won two and drawn two of their league games in December but their improved form is not a big surprise to me. It was always going to take their manager Mark Hughes a bit of time to get things right after taking over from Tony Pulis and they are starting to look more like they are Hughes's team - they are hard to play against but they try to play football too. They were short of goals at the start of the season but slowly that change of style seems to be kicking in. Newcastle are also on a good run too and they have gone under everyone's radar a bit. They are sixth at Christmas and people seem to be forgetting to say what a good job their manager Alan Pardew has done. The Magpies are at home, where they have only lost once in the league this season, and I think they will keep their run going. If Pardew is not careful, he might end up qualifying for the Europa League next season. I am not sure he would want to. That sounds a bit daft to say but Newcastle have a very good first XI yet their squad is not the strongest and they only have to look at Swansea to see that competition can become a hindrance. Lawro's prediction: 2-1" That reads like a shit GCSE essay. How is this clown employed by the BBC to do this for a living? Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
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