Guest Posted July 2, 2009 Share Posted July 2, 2009 Not a cat in hell's chance. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Roger Kint Posted July 2, 2009 Share Posted July 2, 2009 Another Anne Drew McKenna exclusive i see, the most twattish, patronising knob in the media! This wouldnt be too bad for Man Utd actually if they can get him to accept a hefty drop in wages, lets face it we all know a sudden change in attitude and performance is guaranteed! Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest helios_centric Posted July 2, 2009 Share Posted July 2, 2009 http://www.skysports.com/story/0,19528,11676_5410949,00.html Really shows how far his stock has fallen. The clubs that can afford him can also afford better, the clubs that he might improve can't afford him or even take the gamble. Be really surprised if he finds anything domestic. He can clean my flat 2 mornings a week for a couple of hours. £6 an hour and all the tea he can drink. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
gazzaA2 Posted July 2, 2009 Share Posted July 2, 2009 Man United 7/4 favourites on Sky bet for Owen Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
LoveItIfWeBeatU Posted July 2, 2009 Share Posted July 2, 2009 What a kick in the nuts it would be for Newcastle fans to see him grinning away as Man U unveil him. Not a cat in hell's chance. What's strange about a cat in Hell? Should it not be a snowball's chance in Hell? Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kaizero Posted July 2, 2009 Share Posted July 2, 2009 Not a cat in hell's chance. What's strange about a cat in Hell? Should it not be a snowball's chance in Hell? Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
leffe186 Posted July 2, 2009 Share Posted July 2, 2009 What a kick in the nuts it would be for Newcastle fans to see him grinning away as Man U unveil him. Not a cat in hell's chance. What's strange about a cat in Hell? Should it not be a snowball's chance in Hell? Its fur would catch on fire. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
LoveItIfWeBeatU Posted July 2, 2009 Share Posted July 2, 2009 What a kick in the nuts it would be for Newcastle fans to see him grinning away as Man U unveil him. Not a cat in hell's chance. What's strange about a cat in Hell? Should it not be a snowball's chance in Hell? Its fur would catch on fire. I've heard people say it before and never understood it. I assumed it was just people mixing up the 'Cat on a hot tin roof' or 'Cat on hot bricks' with 'not a snowball's chance in Hell'. Maybe Satan has a air rifle and hates cats? Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pantu Posted July 2, 2009 Share Posted July 2, 2009 Down to evens now that he'll sign for Man Utd Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dave Posted July 2, 2009 Share Posted July 2, 2009 David Craig is on SSN now... saying absolutely nothing. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dave Posted July 2, 2009 Share Posted July 2, 2009 I'd be fucking fuming if he got a move to Man Utd. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr. Snrub Posted July 2, 2009 Share Posted July 2, 2009 Really bizarre that he's just left to go to no club and like, nobody cares. Like the person at a party who says 2 words all night and leaves without anyone realising. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ronaldo Posted July 2, 2009 Share Posted July 2, 2009 If he goes to Man U I honestly didn't think I could hate that bastarding club more than I do now Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Karjala Posted July 2, 2009 Share Posted July 2, 2009 Be funny if he really flopped there tho, and they gave him a decent contract. Mickey Owen would be laughing all the way to the bank again like, cunt. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
johnnypd Posted July 2, 2009 Share Posted July 2, 2009 making a robbie fowler-like move to a big club was always his best shot, play 15 mins here or there, start against a couple of weaker sides. tad suprised it is man u though. if i was a man utd fan i'd be fuming. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mike Posted July 2, 2009 Share Posted July 2, 2009 If this fucking guy gets a move to Man U and Alan Smiths his way back into your national team... Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
KaKa Posted July 2, 2009 Share Posted July 2, 2009 It would be humiliating for Owen if he went to Man U. A few games in he would be relegated to strictly bench duty as there is no way he will be anything close to a regular there. They will certainly be bringing in another top forward this summer anyway. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dave Posted July 2, 2009 Share Posted July 2, 2009 I'm sure he'll work as hard for them as Tevez did. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wullie Posted July 2, 2009 Share Posted July 2, 2009 Man Utd!?! Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dave Posted July 2, 2009 Share Posted July 2, 2009 Wouldn't surprise me if this is just Owen or his management company trying to raise his profile above Hull and Stoke. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mike Posted July 2, 2009 Share Posted July 2, 2009 I'd love it if no offers came in and he retired. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
colinmk Posted July 2, 2009 Share Posted July 2, 2009 In talks with Manchester United according to talksport Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
SEMTEX Posted July 2, 2009 Share Posted July 2, 2009 AHAHAHHAHAHAHHA Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr. Nguyen Van Falk Posted July 2, 2009 Share Posted July 2, 2009 Has knocked Tim Cahill off the top spot of my "biggest cunts in football" list. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Skirge Posted July 2, 2009 Share Posted July 2, 2009 to MAN U Fergie getting desperate hahahahaha he is a fkn waster. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
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