Kanji Posted April 30, 2013 Share Posted April 30, 2013 Maybe big Andy and Nobby Nolan will end our set play nightmare and score own goals for us to help us out. Seriously hope he just doesn't give an arse and Nolan either. I pray. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cajun Posted April 30, 2013 Share Posted April 30, 2013 Another Chopra next week Andy lad! For your drinking mates in the Toon! http://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2012/04/01/article-2123735-126CE85B000005DC-777_468x286.jpg Given the length of time it took Pardew to get a come from behind win, we'd have probably lost that game if he'd scored. Another Chopra? He tried to get a penalty against us and a man sent off ffs! Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
LRD Posted April 30, 2013 Share Posted April 30, 2013 Another Chopra next week Andy lad! For your drinking mates in the Toon! http://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2012/04/01/article-2123735-126CE85B000005DC-777_468x286.jpg Given the length of time it took Pardew to get a come from behind win, we'd have probably lost that game if he'd scored. Another Chopra? He tried to get a penalty against us and a man sent off ffs! Exactly. He lost a lot of Geordie love that day. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
GuyP Posted April 30, 2013 Share Posted April 30, 2013 Another Chopra next week Andy lad! For your drinking mates in the Toon! http://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2012/04/01/article-2123735-126CE85B000005DC-777_468x286.jpg Given the length of time it took Pardew to get a come from behind win, we'd have probably lost that game if he'd scored. Another Chopra? He tried to get a penalty against us and a man sent off ffs! Exactly. He lost a lot of Geordie love that day. Yep, in many ways, it is the polar opposite of what Chopra did Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
AyeDubbleYoo Posted April 30, 2013 Share Posted April 30, 2013 I think with Suarez out for a good few games next season, Liverpool won't be so desperate to unload him unless they get a decent price. Some of you getting your hopes up might need to sober up to reality. Every quote from Rodgers suggests he absolutely hates Carroll and everything he stands for. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ronaldo Posted April 30, 2013 Share Posted April 30, 2013 Liked Andy before, but after signing for The Cunts, he's tainted Tainted love, oh oh oh, tainted love..... Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tiotes Witch Doctor Posted April 30, 2013 Share Posted April 30, 2013 Will score an own goal from one of our corners Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
afar Posted April 30, 2013 Share Posted April 30, 2013 Don't think we'll get any favours from Carroll, Nolan or Fat Sam this weekend, they'll all love to stick one to the ownership. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
SEMTEX Posted April 30, 2013 Share Posted April 30, 2013 We won't get any favours because they're professional footballers, but I don't imagine for a second that Andy Carroll will rejoice in the thought of NUFC getting relegated, for many reasons. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
littlelunchbox Posted April 30, 2013 Share Posted April 30, 2013 The boy will score against us even if he tries to miss, that's the way it goes when you're at the bottom of the league. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
steve_69 Posted April 30, 2013 Share Posted April 30, 2013 He's a better jumper than any of our other players. Pardew loves a good jumper. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
AyeDubbleYoo Posted April 30, 2013 Share Posted April 30, 2013 He's a better jumper than any of our other players. Pardew loves a good jumper. So does Paulo Di Canio. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
SEMTEX Posted April 30, 2013 Share Posted April 30, 2013 I don't get it. Are jumpers a fascist nowadays? I'm confused. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
littlelunchbox Posted April 30, 2013 Share Posted April 30, 2013 I don't get it. Are jumpers a fascist nowadays? I'm confused. Yeah people on trampolines are all nazis. Didnt you know? Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
AyeDubbleYoo Posted April 30, 2013 Share Posted April 30, 2013 I don't get it. Are jumpers a fascist nowadays? I'm confused. He was wearing a crap jumper... that's it. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Superior Acuña Posted April 30, 2013 Share Posted April 30, 2013 We won't get any favours because they're professional footballers, but I don't imagine for a second that Andy Carroll will rejoice in the thought of NUFC getting relegated, for many reasons. This, even moreso with Nolan. Really don't think he'd want us to go down, but it won't affect his performance. He'll want to beat us then hope we beat QPR. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
jimmymag Posted April 30, 2013 Share Posted April 30, 2013 Another Chopra next week Andy lad! For your drinking mates in the Toon! http://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2012/04/01/article-2123735-126CE85B000005DC-777_468x286.jpg Given the length of time it took Pardew to get a come from behind win, we'd have probably lost that game if he'd scored. Hoping he plays like that, rather than like this: http://metrouk2.files.wordpress.com/2013/04/ay_108103485.jpg?w=650 ...or we are going to be in trouble! Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tooj Posted April 30, 2013 Share Posted April 30, 2013 Another Chopra next week Andy lad! For your drinking mates in the Toon! http://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2012/04/01/article-2123735-126CE85B000005DC-777_468x286.jpg Given the length of time it took Pardew to get a come from behind win, we'd have probably lost that game if he'd scored. How the fuck was that another Chopra? That was just a dive by an utter bellend. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
SEMTEX Posted April 30, 2013 Share Posted April 30, 2013 He is going to see Beyonce at the O2 tonight. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fenham Mag Posted April 30, 2013 Share Posted April 30, 2013 He is going to see Beyonce at the O2 tonight. Can imagine him singing along - 'arl the single Geordies, arl the single Geordies, now put ya drinks up!' Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
SiLvOR Posted April 30, 2013 Share Posted April 30, 2013 What a fucking lunch. Beyonce ffs Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
TaylorJ_01 Posted April 30, 2013 Share Posted April 30, 2013 What a f***ing lunch. Beyonce ffs Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
taxfree Posted April 30, 2013 Share Posted April 30, 2013 Andy Carroll@AndyTCarroll2m To the left to the left was so good Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ketsbaia Posted April 30, 2013 Share Posted April 30, 2013 Andy Carroll@AndyTCarroll2m To the left to the left was so good Foreshadowing where Pardew will force him to play next season. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
TaylorJ_01 Posted April 30, 2013 Share Posted April 30, 2013 Andy Carroll@AndyTCarroll2m To the left to the left was so good Foreshadowing where Pardew will force him to play next season. Too easy Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
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