NG32 Posted May 5, 2013 Share Posted May 5, 2013 Fartgoo is simply the worst play on his name I've witnessed so far. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ronaldo Posted May 5, 2013 Share Posted May 5, 2013 I think any true fan has to be affected a little bit, no matter how professional they are. Shearer always played well against us. Though there was far less at stake then. You mean like any true fan would have dived like last season? Or fucked off at the first chance? No, didn't draw any conclusions, just said that Shearer always played well against us. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hanshithispantz Posted May 5, 2013 Share Posted May 5, 2013 I still like Alan Retardrew. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
TaylorJ_01 Posted May 5, 2013 Share Posted May 5, 2013 I still like Alan Retardrew. Or even just 'tardew as I've heard Or Turdew. Turdpoo. Endless. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
NG32 Posted May 5, 2013 Share Posted May 5, 2013 Alan Birdflu Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tiotes Witch Doctor Posted May 5, 2013 Share Posted May 5, 2013 Pardspew is my favourite. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dokko Posted May 5, 2013 Share Posted May 5, 2013 Alan cuntface is my preferred option. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mole_Toonfan Posted May 5, 2013 Share Posted May 5, 2013 Fartgoo is simply the worst play on his name I've witnessed so far. I never thought Faildew would ever be beaten for being such a horrid nickname.... well done Gimp Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Away Toon Posted May 5, 2013 Share Posted May 5, 2013 Alan Perdu (to lose) sums him up for me. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Conjo Posted May 5, 2013 Share Posted May 5, 2013 I still like Alan Retardrew. Or even just 'tardew as I've heard Or Turdew. Turdpoo. Endless. Shitdrew for me like, had it not been for the mackems inventing it Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Optimistic Nut Posted May 5, 2013 Share Posted May 5, 2013 Alan Hardpoo. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cajun Posted May 5, 2013 Share Posted May 5, 2013 Alan Holocaustdenierdoo. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
JH Posted May 5, 2013 Share Posted May 5, 2013 Alan Pardont. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest palnese Posted May 5, 2013 Share Posted May 5, 2013 Cock Piss Pardew Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cajun Posted May 5, 2013 Share Posted May 5, 2013 Alan Pa ssthebuck Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Superior Acuña Posted May 5, 2013 Share Posted May 5, 2013 He and Nolan looked like they threw the game to me. That shot from Nolan which Elliot saved certainly looked like Nolan was trying to score to me. Do you honestly think he was misdirecting his headers on purpose? I think it's possible that he did. Mentioned this in other thread, but when Nolan went through after it hit his arm, looked to me he obviously didn't really try to chase it and let Elliot collect it. I'm sure theyd have both scored given opportunity but dont think they really wanted and would avoid if they could, think on this occasion the fact we were calling for a handball maybe made him think he didnt want to score dodgy goal. I didn't really notice either way from Carroll. It was strange how little abuse he was getting - last time I saw him was in the first game at Anfield, when he was basically all we sang at. I still like Alan Retardrew. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cajun Posted May 5, 2013 Share Posted May 5, 2013 Alan Pardew Too far. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Espio Posted May 5, 2013 Share Posted May 5, 2013 Alan Pardew http://i.imgur.com/fScgCOS.gif Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
GuyP Posted May 7, 2013 Share Posted May 7, 2013 People forget how well rounded he was at Newcastle. Just saw a video on the youtubes analyzing his play on the opening day 2010-11. Stick proper wingers either side of him but keep the same midfield, we will be decent. There was one part where he just ran past some of their midfield. He has a deceptive level of pace considering his height and does not need to live off long balls from centre backs. This depends alot on the manager, but seeing those videos reminded me of being excited over our set pieces, and not as worried when defending them. He isnt Kevin Davies, man.... (black and white tinted specs maybe) Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Flip Posted May 7, 2013 Share Posted May 7, 2013 People forget how well rounded he was at Newcastle. Just saw a video on the youtubes analyzing his play on the opening day 2010-11. Stick proper wingers either side of him but keep the same midfield, we will be decent. There was one part where he just ran past some of their midfield. He has a deceptive level of pace considering his height and does not need to live off long balls from centre backs. This depends alot on the manager, but seeing those videos reminded me of being excited over our set pieces, and not as worried when defending them. He isnt Kevin Davies, man.... (black and white tinted specs maybe) I'd have him if he wasn't such a pisshead. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
afar Posted May 7, 2013 Share Posted May 7, 2013 People forget how well rounded he was at Newcastle. Just saw a video on the youtubes analyzing his play on the opening day 2010-11. Stick proper wingers either side of him but keep the same midfield, we will be decent. There was one part where he just ran past some of their midfield. He has a deceptive level of pace considering his height and does not need to live off long balls from centre backs. This depends alot on the manager, but seeing those videos reminded me of being excited over our set pieces, and not as worried when defending them. He isnt Kevin Davies, man.... (black and white tinted specs maybe) The game against villa at home when we won 6-0 with a hatrick from Carroll was one of the best all round performances by a striker, I have seen. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
David Icke - Son of God Posted May 7, 2013 Share Posted May 7, 2013 People forget how well rounded he was at Newcastle. Just saw a video on the youtubes analyzing his play on the opening day 2010-11. Stick proper wingers either side of him but keep the same midfield, we will be decent. There was one part where he just ran past some of their midfield. He has a deceptive level of pace considering his height and does not need to live off long balls from centre backs. This depends alot on the manager, but seeing those videos reminded me of being excited over our set pieces, and not as worried when defending them. He isnt Kevin Davies, man.... (black and white tinted specs maybe) The game against villa at home when we won 6-0 with a hatrick from Carroll was one of the best all round performances by a striker, I have seen. He was absolutely fantastic against the Mackems too during the 5-1. Deserved a goal. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
GuyP Posted May 7, 2013 Share Posted May 7, 2013 People forget how well rounded he was at Newcastle. Just saw a video on the youtubes analyzing his play on the opening day 2010-11. Stick proper wingers either side of him but keep the same midfield, we will be decent. There was one part where he just ran past some of their midfield. He has a deceptive level of pace considering his height and does not need to live off long balls from centre backs. This depends alot on the manager, but seeing those videos reminded me of being excited over our set pieces, and not as worried when defending them. He isnt Kevin Davies, man.... (black and white tinted specs maybe) I'd have him if he wasn't such a pisshead. He's looked under better control at West Ham, id hire a member of staff to patrol him 24/7 to cut this out! Seriously though you are right, his fitness has underpinned his failings for me. That picture floating around of him and Nolan with the watertank things shows he has shifted the excess weight, and just needs to focus on his play now. Looks miles more up for it this season, especially since xmas. Nolan effect tbh Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
toontownman Posted May 7, 2013 Share Posted May 7, 2013 I wouldnt mind him back at the right price. I think he would turn back into the beast if he came home where he should be. Moot point as I can't see him playing well with cisse, would have to be one or the other, both need games. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
HawK Posted May 7, 2013 Share Posted May 7, 2013 Have always thought he'd be England no. 9 and should still be to this day, that £35m price tag among other consequential events (i.e. Rodgers, Kenny) was truly a heads-gone moment that has set his development back to before we kicked off our return to the Premier League. He's getting his confidence back under the radar at West Ham with his best mate keeping him in check, hope he rediscovers his form and that that happens to be with us ^_^ Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
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