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West Ham agree fee in region of £15m with Liverpool for Andy Carroll


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Shiteseats:

 

We leave you with this stat: Andy Carroll - £2.5m per Prem goal. Would make Shearer worth around £300

 

Shearer's worth more than £300 now let a lone when he was playing ???

 

Actual tweet naturally said £300m. Guy can't even copy/paste without creating typos.

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So, Pardew has yet to be quoted. Normally you can't shut him up!

 

Will be meeting with NUFC PR Advisors now about how to handle this.

 

After shagging someone else's wife/dog/cat/gran.

 

I don't think NUFC have any PR Advisors.

 

If they do they're fucking terrible.

 

Yep - they appointed a female head of PR last year, I'm sure.

 

Did you smash it?

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So, Pardew has yet to be quoted. Normally you can't shut him up!

 

Will be meeting with NUFC PR Advisors now about how to handle this.

 

After shagging someone else's wife/dog/cat/gran.

 

I don't think NUFC have any PR Advisors.

 

If they do they're fucking terrible.

 

Yep - they appointed a female head of PR last year, I'm sure.

 

Her namesake takes it up the arse on VHS.

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Guest neesy111

Lee Ryder is more likely to use it as toilet paper than print any of the content, the spineless, physically revolting little prick.

 

:lol:

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I never liked Dalglish. He did set this team back. Signing Nobby, Speed and Given doesn't make up for the shite he signed (especially the forwards), the key players he shipped out and his lack of interest in actually managing the team.

 

He has fucked us again. I hate the f*cker.

 

Souness was still worse.

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So, Pardew has yet to be quoted. Normally you can't shut him up!

 

Will be meeting with NUFC PR Advisors now about how to handle this.

 

After shagging someone else's wife/dog/cat/gran.

 

I don't think NUFC have any PR Advisors.

 

If they do they're fucking terrible.

 

Yep - they appointed a female head of PR last year, I'm sure.

 

Did you smash it?

 

Wouldn't smash it with Richard Key's' from memory.

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Can't explain it right now but I'm not on the 'Carroll's a cunt, Judas, boo, hiss' bandwagon yet.  Dunno what's went on behind the scenes just yet and I just distrust those at the top so much it's untrue.  Maybe I'm in denial like, but I'm holding my tongue about that aspect of it for now.

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Guest Heneage

Doesn't Aztecs Wraith talk a load of shore most of the time?

 

Or am I thinking of someone else...

 

iPhone fail. :lol:

He sounds like the Policeman from Allo Allo.

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