James Posted November 5, 2006 Share Posted November 5, 2006 According to the People, Bernard will be released this week as he hasn't met the required fitness standard by the date he was expected to. :roll: Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Skirge Posted November 5, 2006 Share Posted November 5, 2006 JESUS WEPT! Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
sempuki Posted November 5, 2006 Share Posted November 5, 2006 The soap opera of Newcastle United lurches from one debacle to another. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dave Posted November 5, 2006 Share Posted November 5, 2006 :lol: :lol: If this is true, we've reached a new low of ineptness. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
WhatTheFunk Posted November 5, 2006 Share Posted November 5, 2006 :lol: :lol: If this is true, we've reached a new low of ineptness. We reached these lows when we got rid of SBR, and failed to replace him with any professionals. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wullie Posted November 5, 2006 Share Posted November 5, 2006 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Skirge Posted November 5, 2006 Share Posted November 5, 2006 Mr Bernard the man that used to run his bollocks off for 90 mins, mR UNbreakble cannot get fit? what the fk are we doing to him ? Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
tmonkey Posted November 5, 2006 Share Posted November 5, 2006 :PMT: Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Invicta_Toon Posted November 5, 2006 Share Posted November 5, 2006 he's got Newcastle disease apparently Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
sempuki Posted November 5, 2006 Share Posted November 5, 2006 He's been here since the end of August so it really does beg the question what the hell has been going on behind the scenes. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest smoggeordie Posted November 5, 2006 Share Posted November 5, 2006 He's looked fit enough playing for the reserves. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Menace Posted November 5, 2006 Share Posted November 5, 2006 He's picked up his 100k or so without even trying. :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mick Posted November 5, 2006 Share Posted November 5, 2006 We'll release him this month only to bring him back in January when nobody else will sign, he'll be the one the fans wanted. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Action Verb Posted November 5, 2006 Share Posted November 5, 2006 That's brilliant. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
sempuki Posted November 5, 2006 Share Posted November 5, 2006 Out of the 3 panic buys of Bernard, Sibierski and Rossi our bald Frenchman has done the most. Who could have predicted that? I know I didn't. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
BottledDog Posted November 5, 2006 Share Posted November 5, 2006 he's got Newcastle disease apparently Newcastle disease? DIAGNOSIS Gasping and coughing Drooping 'bingo' wings, dragging legs, twisting of the head and neck, circling, depression, inappetence, complete paralysis Partial or complete cessation of goal production Crosses are misshapen, rough-shelled, thin-shelled and contain watery albumen Greenish watery diarrhoea Swelling of the tissues around the eyes and in the neck PREVENTION AND CONTROL Strict isolation of outbreaks Destruction of all those infected and exposed Thorough cleaning and disinfection of premises Proper carcass disposal Aye, sounds about right. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
midds Posted November 5, 2006 Share Posted November 5, 2006 So we're down to 6 defenders now... Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
sempuki Posted November 5, 2006 Share Posted November 5, 2006 So we're down to 6 defenders now... And that's including Titus! Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nate Posted November 5, 2006 Share Posted November 5, 2006 Everything about the club is actually panning out as a written sitcom at the moment. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr. Nguyen Van Falk Posted November 5, 2006 Share Posted November 5, 2006 http://www.people.co.uk/sport/football/tm_headline=toon-target-gudjohnsen%26method=full%26objectid=18047771%26siteid=93463-name_page.html From the same paper. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decky Posted November 5, 2006 Share Posted November 5, 2006 I wonder if they will give Dyer a date Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Yorkie Posted November 5, 2006 Share Posted November 5, 2006 Probably bollocks... but how exactly is he going to get to maximum fitness without football matches? If he's fit enough to run around a reserve pitch for 90 minutes, he's fit enough to run around a Premiership one. Then it's just a case of getting his footballing ability back to the required standard - and he needs matches to do that. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest JonnyRogers Posted November 5, 2006 Share Posted November 5, 2006 I doubt it's true, he's probably not on a massive wage so keeping him at the club is financially fine. Our squad is thin anyway, plus he was on the bench for the Palermo game so he's nearly there. I reckon he might even have a chance of starting or appearing against City on Saturday, as Roeder knows Babayaro's heart isn't here and Moore could be suspended for his clash yesterday. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest pedros-mighty-chin Posted November 5, 2006 Share Posted November 5, 2006 how the fuck can a professional footballer not get match fit within 2 and a half months ? its an absolute disgrace. my theory is that he on the smack up in Scotland..... Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dokko Posted November 5, 2006 Share Posted November 5, 2006 Anyone think that he's just utter tosh like Southampton and Rangers both thought since leaving the club? But since GR made a move for him while at West Ham, and went and got him again this season in desperation he doesn't want to admit he can't spot a player and panic bought in the 1st place, so wont play him. Someone came on here about 2 weeks ago and said he was only brought in to keep the fans happy and would be released in the jan window, never playing a game under GR. Of course we all laughed at that soul. blueconfused.gif Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
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