Guest firetotheworks Posted May 22, 2009 Share Posted May 22, 2009 Would love it to be Jonas or Enrique. Although I think both are as unlikely as the other. If it happens I expect it to be Stephen Taylor. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
TRon Posted May 22, 2009 Share Posted May 22, 2009 I'd like it to be someone who's been sh*t or hasn't scored in ages just so they've contributed something to this mess. Owen it is then. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Superior Acuña Posted May 22, 2009 Share Posted May 22, 2009 I'd definitely like Viduka to at least have one goal to his name this season! Like: Viduka, Smith, Taylor, Duff Who it will be: Really dont know, probably Viduka, Owen, Oba or Taylor Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted May 22, 2009 Share Posted May 22, 2009 I'd like it to be someone who's been sh*t or hasn't scored in ages just so they've contributed something to this mess. Owen it is then. It covers pretty much the whole squad tbh. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Skirge Posted May 22, 2009 Share Posted May 22, 2009 NO NO NO NO NO NO A James Milner own goal, now that would be fanfkntastic Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
TRon Posted May 22, 2009 Share Posted May 22, 2009 I'd like it to be someone who's been sh*t or hasn't scored in ages just so they've contributed something to this mess. Owen it is then. It covers pretty much the whole squad tbh. touche, sadly. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
ianovthetoon Posted May 22, 2009 Share Posted May 22, 2009 Could see it being Owen. Media would love it... repays his transfer fee in his last game for the Toon etc etc etc....... To be fair, if we had that scenario, couldn't really argue with it, given the shit we're in Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Legacy Posted May 22, 2009 Share Posted May 22, 2009 Enrique or a own goal from milner before he runs away to celebrate and then realizes he doesn't play for us anymore! Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Skirge Posted May 22, 2009 Share Posted May 22, 2009 I guess Jonas scoring the winner would be perfect aint scored for us all season, if he scored the winner he could run to centre circle lob his cock oot w*** spunk in his hand and Spiderman Milner right in the mush. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dave Posted May 22, 2009 Share Posted May 22, 2009 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ash Posted May 22, 2009 Share Posted May 22, 2009 I really didn't know how to react to it. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wullie Posted May 22, 2009 Share Posted May 22, 2009 Habib, Steven Taylor or Enrique, though I'd take a Jimmy Glass moment from Harper too. In reality, I fancy either Vids or Martins to score. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
ElDiablo Posted May 22, 2009 Share Posted May 22, 2009 I want a shit, lucky, deflected cross to go in in the 93rd minute to keep us up, making every non Newcastle fan in the country sick. Preferably put in by Butt. Think if anyone will score i will be Viduka. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest BooBoo Posted May 22, 2009 Share Posted May 22, 2009 Shearer needs to be hammering home the point of HAVE SOME SHOTS YOU COWARDLY MONGS! Too few players in our team will have a pop at goal, Jonas being the prize culprit. I'd love to find out how many shots he has had this season. I bet its fewer than 20. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nobody Posted May 22, 2009 Share Posted May 22, 2009 I want a shit, lucky, deflected cross to go in in the 93rd minute to keep us up, making every non Newcastle fan in the country sick. Preferably put in by Butt. Think if anyone will score i will be Viduka. Maybe Nixon can give you some advice on how to eat all the pies then? Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pilko Posted May 22, 2009 Share Posted May 22, 2009 Shearer needs to be hammering home the point of HAVE SOME SHOTS YOU COWARDLY MONGS! Too few players in our team will have a pop at goal, Jonas being the prize culprit. I'd love to find out how many shots he has had this season. I bet its fewer than 20. I'd wager it's less than 10. Off the top of my head, I can remember about 6. That assist for Lovenkrands goal doesnt count btw, it was a cross. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Heneage Posted May 22, 2009 Share Posted May 22, 2009 I want a s***, lucky, deflected cross to go in in the 93rd minute to keep us up, making every non Newcastle fan in the country sick. Preferably put in by Butt. Think if anyone will score i will be Viduka. Maybe Nixon can give you some advice on how to eat all the pies then? I prefer pizza. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pilko Posted May 22, 2009 Share Posted May 22, 2009 I want a s***, lucky, deflected cross to go in in the 93rd minute to keep us up, making every non Newcastle fan in the country sick. Preferably put in by Butt. Think if anyone will score i will be Viduka. Maybe Nixon can give you some advice on how to eat all the pies then? I prefer pizzas. Fixed. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pilko Posted May 22, 2009 Share Posted May 22, 2009 I would like it to be Jose Enrique, Xisco, Jonas, Steven Taylor or Ranger. I expect it to be Shola. Nailed on. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
junkhead Posted May 22, 2009 Share Posted May 22, 2009 Oba will once again rise to the occasion in probably his last outing in a black and white shirt.. Thing is Milner is bound to score too. You see, his transfer marked the beginning of the end and if he sends us down on Sunday, that would be a fitting end to an awful season. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Frazzle Posted May 22, 2009 Share Posted May 22, 2009 Enrique to score in a way similar to his chance away to Pompey when he burst forward and sent it towards the top corner. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Heneage Posted May 22, 2009 Share Posted May 22, 2009 I want a s***, lucky, deflected cross to go in in the 93rd minute to keep us up, making every non Newcastle fan in the country sick. Preferably put in by Butt. Think if anyone will score i will be Viduka. Maybe Nixon can give you some advice on how to eat all the pies then? I prefer pizzas. Fixed. Is there a post of mine you haven't quoted? Obsessed. Be nice for Xisco to score, but I say Oba. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest BooBoo Posted May 22, 2009 Share Posted May 22, 2009 I'd be surprised if Xisco is even in Birmingham on Sunday. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
ElDiablo Posted May 22, 2009 Share Posted May 22, 2009 I'd be surprised if Xisco is even in Birmingham on Sunday. Wouldn't be so sure: Incidentally, it is Birmingham Gay Pride this weekend, so pubs in town will be a bit busier than usual, I imagine. Especially if the parade is on the Sunday (I've no idea) Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pilko Posted May 22, 2009 Share Posted May 22, 2009 I'd be surprised if Xisco is even in Birmingham on Sunday. Wouldn't be so sure: Incidentally, it is Birmingham Gay Pride this weekend, so pubs in town will be a bit busier than usual, I imagine. Especially if the parade is on the Sunday (I've no idea) Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
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