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Guest firetotheworks

Would love it to be Jonas or Enrique. Although I think both are as unlikely as the other.

 

 

If it happens I expect it to be Stephen Taylor.

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I'd like it to be someone who's been sh*t or hasn't scored in ages just so they've contributed something to this mess.

 

Owen it is then.

 

It covers pretty much the whole squad tbh. :lol:

 

touche, sadly.

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I guess Jonas scoring the winner would be perfect aint scored for us all season, if he scored the winner he could run to centre circle lob his cock oot w*** spunk in his hand and Spiderman Milner right in the mush.

:lol:

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I want a shit, lucky, deflected cross to go in in the 93rd minute to keep us up, making every non Newcastle fan in the country sick.

 

Preferably put in by Butt. Think if anyone will score i will be Viduka.

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Guest BooBoo

Shearer needs to be hammering home the point of HAVE SOME SHOTS YOU COWARDLY MONGS! Too few players in our team will have a pop at goal, Jonas being the prize culprit. I'd love to find out how many shots he has had this season. I bet its fewer than 20.

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I want a shit, lucky, deflected cross to go in in the 93rd minute to keep us up, making every non Newcastle fan in the country sick.

 

Preferably put in by Butt. Think if anyone will score i will be Viduka.

Maybe Nixon can give you some advice on how to eat all the pies then?

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Shearer needs to be hammering home the point of HAVE SOME SHOTS YOU COWARDLY MONGS! Too few players in our team will have a pop at goal, Jonas being the prize culprit. I'd love to find out how many shots he has had this season. I bet its fewer than 20.

 

I'd wager it's less than 10. Off the top of my head, I can remember about 6.

 

That assist for Lovenkrands goal doesnt count btw, it was a cross. O0

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Guest Heneage

I want a s***, lucky, deflected cross to go in in the 93rd minute to keep us up, making every non Newcastle fan in the country sick.

 

Preferably put in by Butt. Think if anyone will score i will be Viduka.

Maybe Nixon can give you some advice on how to eat all the pies then?

I prefer pizza.

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I want a s***, lucky, deflected cross to go in in the 93rd minute to keep us up, making every non Newcastle fan in the country sick.

 

Preferably put in by Butt. Think if anyone will score i will be Viduka.

Maybe Nixon can give you some advice on how to eat all the pies then?

I prefer pizzas.

 

Fixed.

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Oba will once again rise to the occasion in probably his last outing in a black and white shirt..

 

Thing is Milner is bound to score too. You see, his transfer marked the beginning of the end and if he sends us down on Sunday, that would be a fitting end to an awful season.

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Guest Heneage

I want a s***, lucky, deflected cross to go in in the 93rd minute to keep us up, making every non Newcastle fan in the country sick.

 

Preferably put in by Butt. Think if anyone will score i will be Viduka.

Maybe Nixon can give you some advice on how to eat all the pies then?

I prefer pizzas.

 

Fixed.

Is there a post of mine you haven't quoted? Obsessed.

 

 

Be nice for Xisco to score, but I say Oba.

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I'd be surprised if Xisco is even in Birmingham on Sunday.

 

Wouldn't be so sure:

 

Incidentally, it is Birmingham Gay Pride this weekend, so pubs in town will be a bit busier than usual, I imagine.

 

Especially if the parade is on the Sunday (I've no idea)

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I'd be surprised if Xisco is even in Birmingham on Sunday.

 

Wouldn't be so sure:

 

Incidentally, it is Birmingham Gay Pride this weekend, so pubs in town will be a bit busier than usual, I imagine.

 

Especially if the parade is on the Sunday (I've no idea)

 

:lol:

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