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Toon to Moon!! [/The Daily Sport]

Newcastle United has been purchased by a recluse living on the moon.

*Old Pic of Nazi plane stranded on the Moon from fake Hitler moon story*

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Looks like one of the guys that hijacked the plane on 9/11

 

Exactly what I thought

 

 

http://www.husseinandterror.com/jpeg%20pics/68sized.jpg

http://www.ilna.ir/uploads/1388-3-3/47.jpg

 

 

Air-brushed Atta buys Toon!!!11 [/The Sun]

 

9/11 hijacker goes into hiding as new Toon owner but is still at more games than Ashley and Lambarse

 

and more welcome it has to be said.

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Mind he is a Man Ure fan..

 

Originally Posted by Pilkington  View Post

Hello, I am also a Newcastle united fan wondering about this sale.

 

Can I get some confirmation please, one way or another, whether this guy actually exists? Most people where I am seem to think it's a hoax...

 

many thanks

Pilkington

Hello my friend.

 

The guy actually exists.but whether the deal is for real is questionable.so you folks are safe for now.

Nevertheless,if the unimaginable happens and he brings Keegan back for a third time it would be fun and I would Luv it.

 

 

 

Quote:

"My purpose to buy Newcastle is to help Iranian football"

 

 

Poor Geordies , they don't have it easy.

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That image makes him look like the head of the Politburo.

 

 

 

I thought it made him look like Rob Brydon, but then again I'm not as high-brow.

 

http://i26.tinypic.com/95y1px.jpg

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   Why is that Iranians don't wear a tie????

 

Sirous answer: otherwise all their sirous handjobs would be quite dangerous

 

Serious answer: "Iranians, however, are prohibited from wearing ties in Iran because they contribute to the spreading of western culture, according to the website of the country's supreme leader, Ayatollah Sayyid Ali Khameini."

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Is there actually any genuine basis why everyone is getting excited about this? I wasn't here earlier in the day so I might have missed something.

 

The only people getting excited are those that think they're somehow being daring and original by claiming it's bollocks tbh.

 

Unless you missed the direct quotes?

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Love the people hedging their bets either way.

 

Saying its probably bullshit, then saying people are saying its a hoax to avoid dissapointment, might actually be true.

 

Eh? None of us on here know for certain. Hedging bets is exactly what we should be doing. :lol:

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