cp40 Posted July 30, 2009 Share Posted July 30, 2009 Whoever that bloke is, he can't be buying us. He's not fat. He could be Fatah tho? Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Parky Posted July 30, 2009 Share Posted July 30, 2009 Toon to Moon!! [/The Daily Sport] Newcastle United has been purchased by a recluse living on the moon. *Old Pic of Nazi plane stranded on the Moon from fake Hitler moon story* Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
TRon Posted July 30, 2009 Share Posted July 30, 2009 Looks like one of the guys that hijacked the plane on 9/11 Exactly what I thought http://www.husseinandterror.com/jpeg%20pics/68sized.jpg http://www.ilna.ir/uploads/1388-3-3/47.jpg Air-brushed Atta buys Toon!!!11 [/The Sun] 9/11 hijacker goes into hiding as new Toon owner but is still at more games than Ashley and Lambarse and more welcome it has to be said. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Parky Posted July 30, 2009 Share Posted July 30, 2009 Whoever that bloke is, he can't be buying us. He's not fat. He could be Fatah tho? Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest gggg Posted July 30, 2009 Share Posted July 30, 2009 I don't think he can buy us when he already runs Barca tbh Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Parky Posted July 30, 2009 Share Posted July 30, 2009 Ashley buys Toon!!! [/Nufcblog] Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
EthiGeordie Posted July 30, 2009 Share Posted July 30, 2009 Whoever that bloke is, he can't be buying us. He's not fat. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ash Posted July 30, 2009 Share Posted July 30, 2009 Starting to believe this now... Probably a bad idea. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
S.S.R. Posted July 30, 2009 Share Posted July 30, 2009 Exclusive pic of Sirous been shown around SJP. Looks pleased with what he sees. Good sign. http://i25.tinypic.com/2m2xs9t.jpg Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pilko Posted July 30, 2009 Share Posted July 30, 2009 Exclusive pic of Sirous been shown around SJP. Looks pleased with what he sees. Good sign. http://i25.tinypic.com/2m2xs9t.jpg Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Skirge Posted July 30, 2009 Share Posted July 30, 2009 Mind he is a Man Ure fan.. Originally Posted by Pilkington View Post Hello, I am also a Newcastle united fan wondering about this sale. Can I get some confirmation please, one way or another, whether this guy actually exists? Most people where I am seem to think it's a hoax... many thanks Pilkington Hello my friend. The guy actually exists.but whether the deal is for real is questionable.so you folks are safe for now. Nevertheless,if the unimaginable happens and he brings Keegan back for a third time it would be fun and I would Luv it. Quote: "My purpose to buy Newcastle is to help Iranian football" Poor Geordies , they don't have it easy. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
BlueStar Posted July 30, 2009 Share Posted July 30, 2009 You'd think he'd look happier if he was a multi-millionaire. http://www.ilna.ir/uploads/1388-3-3/47.jpg Why so Sirous? Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dave Posted July 30, 2009 Share Posted July 30, 2009 Exclusive pic of Sirous been shown around SJP. Looks pleased with what he sees. Good sign. http://i25.tinypic.com/2m2xs9t.jpg :lol: Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
David Icke - Son of God Posted July 30, 2009 Share Posted July 30, 2009 That image makes him look like the head of the Politburo. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
S.S.R. Posted July 30, 2009 Share Posted July 30, 2009 That image makes him look like the head of the Politburo. I thought it made him look like Rob Brydon, but then again I'm not as high-brow. http://i26.tinypic.com/95y1px.jpg Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
EthiGeordie Posted July 30, 2009 Share Posted July 30, 2009 Why is that Iranians don't wear a tie? Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Skirge Posted July 30, 2009 Share Posted July 30, 2009 Why is that Iranians don't wear a tie? That is a mugshot, he also had no shoelaces or belt. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
toonarmy Posted July 30, 2009 Share Posted July 30, 2009 Why is that Iranians don't wear a tie? Sirous answer: otherwise all their sirous handjobs would be quite dangerous Serious answer: "Iranians, however, are prohibited from wearing ties in Iran because they contribute to the spreading of western culture, according to the website of the country's supreme leader, Ayatollah Sayyid Ali Khameini." Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
TRon Posted July 30, 2009 Share Posted July 30, 2009 Is there actually any genuine basis why everyone is getting excited about this? I wasn't here earlier in the day so I might have missed something. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dave Posted July 30, 2009 Share Posted July 30, 2009 Is there actually any genuine basis why everyone is getting excited about this? I wasn't here earlier in the day so I might have missed something. The only people getting excited are those that think they're somehow being daring and original by claiming it's bollocks tbh. Unless you missed the direct quotes? Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
geordiedean Posted July 30, 2009 Share Posted July 30, 2009 You'd think he'd look happier if he was a multi-millionaire. http://www.ilna.ir/uploads/1388-3-3/47.jpg Why so Sirous? this guy looks like mohammed atta the ringleader of the 911 atrocities Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Robster Posted July 30, 2009 Share Posted July 30, 2009 http://i26.tinypic.com/95y1px.jpg Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
TêteDeMaure Posted July 30, 2009 Share Posted July 30, 2009 Love the people hedging their bets either way. Saying its probably bullshit, then saying people are saying its a hoax to avoid dissapointment, might actually be true. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dave Posted July 30, 2009 Share Posted July 30, 2009 Love the people hedging their bets either way. Saying its probably bullshit, then saying people are saying its a hoax to avoid dissapointment, might actually be true. Eh? None of us on here know for certain. Hedging bets is exactly what we should be doing. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
TêteDeMaure Posted July 30, 2009 Share Posted July 30, 2009 ﺎﻬﺒﺣﺃ ﺎﻨﺍ Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
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