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Realistic Transfer Targets January 2010


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Look, i'm not suggesting he's the next Batistuta but I watched the game last night and he looked handy when he came on. He fits the bill of a pacy striker who wouldn't cost the earth and has scored goals at this level. 

It was merely a suggestion, i'm not in love with him or anything like that!

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Danny Webber was awful when he came on last night Steve. Had about 5 shots all of which were no threat to anyone other than the crowd

 

Bollocks! You obviously didn't watch as much of the game as I did.

Portsmouth were absolute utter shit before he came on. His pace up front gave them a different dimension, and it was only after he came on that they looked like scoring.

 

 

Watched the full game.

 

He was ok up until his final ball/shot which was terrible.

 

He has pace, that is about his only attribute.

 

Fuck knows why he is at Pompey anyways, he'd found his level on the Sheff Utd bench.

 

And it was Utaka who changed the game off the bench not Webber.

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Guest Roger Kint

From a comedy transfer rumour site

 

13 Jan 2010 10:53:28

Newcastle Rumours

 

Beckford for 3million

Reo–Coker for 2.5million

Ruud Van Nistlerooy for 8 million

Anton Ferdinand for 5 million

Tugay for 1 million

Blackstock for 2.5 million

 

 

:facepalm:

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From a comedy transfer rumour site

 

13 Jan 2010 10:53:28

Newcastle Rumours

 

Beckford for 3million

Reo–Coker for 2.5million

Ruud Van Nistlerooy for 8 million

Anton Ferdinand for 5 million

Tugay for 1 million

Blackstock for 2.5 million

 

 

:facepalm:

 

Toontastic has gone way downhill since my last visit.

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From a comedy transfer rumour site

 

13 Jan 2010 10:53:28

Newcastle Rumours

 

Beckford for 3million

Reo–Coker for 2.5million

Ruud Van Nistlerooy for 8 million

Anton Ferdinand for 5 million

Tugay for 1 million

Blackstock for 2.5 million

 

 

:facepalm:

 

:lol: I'm guessing that's mean to be Tudgay?

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haha its not toontastic whatever that is.

 

Another one:

 

13 Jan 2010 14:45:18

I am the milkman of ricky lambert and he says hes signing for newcastle

 

Wonder if he told him to cancel his 2 bottles of semi skimmed too? ;D

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haha its not toontastic whatever that is.

 

Another one:

 

13 Jan 2010 14:45:18

I am the milkman of ricky lambert and he says hes signing for newcastle

 

Wonder if he told him to cancel his 2 bottles of semi skimmed too? ;D

I'd love to have seen that.

 

'Alright Rickie?'

'Yeah I'm signing for Newcastle....shit I've done it again.'

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haha its not toontastic whatever that is.

 

Another one:

 

13 Jan 2010 14:45:18

I am the milkman of ricky lambert and he says hes signing for newcastle

 

Wonder if he told him to cancel his 2 bottles of semi skimmed too? ;D

 

I just love the declaration "I am the Milkman of Ricky Lambert". "I am the God of Hellfire".

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haha its not toontastic whatever that is.

 

Another one:

 

13 Jan 2010 14:45:18

I am the milkman of ricky lambert and he says hes signing for newcastle

 

Wonder if he told him to cancel his 2 bottles of semi skimmed too? ;D

 

I just love the declaration "I am the Milkman of Ricky Lambert". "I am the God of Hellfire".

 

A bit like that, only slightly more impressive.

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I know we are not allowed to dream now (see post above Ronaldo's about Danny Webber ffs) but with Geremi leaving earlier than expected can his £££'s not be used to help us bring in Maxi Rodríguez on a short team deal till the end of the season. We already have two Argies battling to get into the World Cup squad & the fee has been mentioned from £0 to £1.5m.

 

Even a w***** like Seymour managed to bring a legend like KK in when we were in Divison 2.

 

 

Unlucky mate, he picked Liverpool.

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We have been linked with Danny Shittu  :facepalm:

 

We were linked with him on page 41 too ;)

 

:frantic: Arrrrrggggghhhhh it must be a done deal then  :frantic:

 

Shittu would be a decent deal if we loaned him till the end of the season, comfortably good enough to be our third choice CB in this league.

 

No he wouldn't. Believe me, he wouldn't.

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What's Seol Ki-Hyeon doing at Fulham nowadays? Would give us some decent width on the right i'd reckon, decent player.

 

Somewhere in the South Korean army training facilities, oldtype just got a hard-on.

 

Just read up... been at Al Hilal for the first half of the season, and is now in talks with a club in the Hong Kong League.

 

Right then.

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What's Seol Ki-Hyeon doing at Fulham nowadays? Would give us some decent width on the right i'd reckon, decent player.

 

Somewhere in the South Korean army training facilities, oldtype just got a hard-on.

 

Just read up... been at Al Hilal for the first half of the season, and is now in talks with a club in the Hong Kong League.

 

Right then.

 

Somewhere in the South Korean army training facilities, oldtype just lost a hard-on.

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