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Quite amused that Mark Hughes is still looking for work after walking out of the cottage, does this mean he's gonna be lurking around waiting for a club to blink and get rid of their manager?

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Quite amused that Mark Hughes is still looking for work after walking out of the cottage, does this mean he's gonna be lurking around waiting for a club to blink and get rid of their manager?

 

Thing is I could see him being our manager one day, maybe even this season if Fat Mike and Derek want a new casino buddy. I've always disliked Mark Hughes, even when he was Welsh manager I disliked him.

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He's a decent manager but a poor personality.

 

Yeah that quote now looks even funnier about him leaving Fulham because he's a young ambitious manager, makes you wonder if he left in hope of being offered Villa/Chelski or if he was offered something but it then fell through.

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Footballer sent-off over penis piercing

 

(See youtube video via the link)

 

We have covered some weird and wonderful stories on Off The Post over the years, but this might just be the weirdest yet.

 

Macclesfield-born Aaron Eccleston, of Melbourne side Old Hill Wanderers reserves, was red-carded at the weekend for having his penis pierced.

 

Little Aaron’s bling was deemed so offensive that the referee decided to send him off.

 

The video starts with Aaron being marched to the dressing room by the referee for a penis inspection. That has got to be a footballing first straight away.

 

A disgruntled chap, presumably the team’s manager, said: “He’s got it in. He’s going to send him off. He said he’d taken it out.”

 

Eccleston emerges and is shown a red card by the referee, who presumably found the offending piece of jewellery.

 

The player can be heard to comment: “I’m making a complaint, ref. It’s not right looking at my c*ck.”

 

We’re inclined to agree with you, Aaron. And yet you went to dressing room of your own accord and got your tackle out for him!

 

If you are anything like OTP you are probably thinking ‘how did the ref know about it in the first place?’. The answer, it seems, is that Eccleston took a blow to his privates as he jumped for a header and pulled his shorts down to check he hadn’t lost anything, anatomically or piercing-wise.

 

He’s no doubt now thinking that check could have waiting until half-time, in which case he would have saved himself from YouTube humiliation.

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http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/sport/football/3654324/Santos-and-Penarol-in-huge-brawl-after-Copa-Libertadores-final.html

 

SOUTH AMERICA'S two top clubs were involved in a shocking mass brawl — after their version of the Champions League final.

 

Brazilian giants Santos beat Uruguayans Penarol 2-1 in the second leg of the Copa Libertadores showpiece last night.

 

 

 

 

 

 

NEY-MARRED ... Brazil star kicks Penarol player who is on the floor

 

 

But there were some sore losers — and winners — when a huge fight broke out after the final whistle.

 

Chelsea target Neymar was involved in the scrap, which saw around 30 players and coaches square-up.

 

 

The £40million-rated Brazil superstar, who is also wanted by Real Madrid, could be seen kicking a floored rival.

 

 

 

 

 

 

JUST LIKE WATCHING BRAWL-ZIL ...both sides clash after Estoyanoff's crazy kick

The initial punch-up looked to have calmed down until Penarol's Fabian Estoyanoff launched a flying kick at Santos players.

 

The first leg had finished goalless in Uruguay but Neymar and Danilo scored for Santos before Durval's own goal gave Penarol a consolation.

 

You can watch the shameful scenes on our video player below:

 

 

 

 

 

 

Video: South American finalists brawl

 

 

Read more: http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/sport/football/3654324/Santos-and-Penarol-in-huge-brawl-after-Copa-Libertadores-final.html#ixzz1Q8IHTAYe

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Pele takes double swipe at Messi

 

Pele has said that Lionel Messi is nowhere near as good as he was and that he hopes Neymar doesn’t turn out like the Barcelona star.

 

After watching his former club Santos win the Copa Libertadores, the Brazilian was asked whether he thought Messi was at the same level as him.

 

"Messi better than Pele? To get there he needs to score more than 1283 goals," said the 70-year old.

 

Pele scored 1283 goals throughout his career for Santos, New York Cosmos and Brazil, while Messi, who has just turned 24, has so far scored 180 senior goals for Barcelona and Argentina.

 

The latest Brazil star Neymar scored in Santos's win over Penarol in the Libertadores final and has been linked with Real Madrid and Chelsea but Pele used his opportunity to talk about the 19-year-old by having another swipe at Messi.

"Neymar has great talent. I hope Neymar doesn’t end up like Messi, who plays so well for his club but does nothing for his country,” said Pele.

 

Earlier this year Pele spoke about himself in the third person to reveal how he rated his own achievements.

 

"Nobody did what Pele did. Being champion of the world at 17 years old, won three World Cups, scored more than 1,208 goals - only him! Then until now, nobody did this... to me, Pele is the best," he told CNN in April.

 

Pele really is an arsehole.  You'd think he'd learn to be humble.

 

Far too sure of himself for someone who can't even get a fucking hard on.

 

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