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Hardman: Tiote

Quickest: Obertan

Slowest: Dan Gosling/ Ryan Taylor

Most Skillfull: Obertan

Most intelligent: Harper and Shola

Least intelligent: Lovenkrands

Dream teammate: Tony Adams

Best Nickname: Time Krul - Football head (Hey Arnold reference)  :mike:

Best superstition - Jonas - boxers inside out, socks inside out

Best Dancer- Shola

Hardest shot - Leon Best and Raylor

Longest in the shower - Lovenkrands

 

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Did anyone used to read/buy 'Black & White' magazine? Random question, just seem to have a load of old copies in the loft!

 

Yes, I also have loads of old copies somewhere.

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Most of them are just like yeah he spends ages in there, always washing his hair etc.

 

Tayls on the other hand stares down towards his bollocks and says Peter Lovenkrands, he's long, very long...it's embarrassingly long...i'm jealous  :lol:

 

Just watched this. Couldn't stop laughing at the lack of subtelty.  :lol:

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Knew I should've tried to tap up Lovenkrands when I was in the lift with him one time. :pilko:

 

Surprised you managed to squeeze your way in past that huge appendage.

 

Surprised Loven didn't get it nipped in the door.

 

Should probably stop thinking about this tbf  :hom:

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I know I should just "get over" Garth Crooks being mental, but I can't help myself. The guy is something else :lol:

 

http://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/0/football/17580431

 

His comments about Sessegnon cracked me up for some reason. Mike Williamson's consistency too - I'm a fan, and even I think that's a bridge too far! Good Willo stat though (which I assume to be true).

 

a midfield 3 of Sessegnon, Victor Moses and Adel Taarabt? Fuck off Garth.

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