Fenham Mag Posted April 30, 2013 Share Posted April 30, 2013 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
WarrenBartonCentrePartin Posted April 30, 2013 Share Posted April 30, 2013 I was a right little twat if I got stuck in nets when I didn't want to be, like. I was never one of those soft cunts that was scared of the ball but I'd just announce I was going to be Lionel Perez and refuse to use my hands, instead trying to save everything with my feet. I'd also dive for shots that were going about 8 feet wide as well. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
joeyt Posted April 30, 2013 Share Posted April 30, 2013 I got a World Cup 98 video for me birthday or something so every time I scored at school I used to do a Brian Laudrup celebration http://www.ronaldo7.net/news/2012/cristiano-ronaldo-456-brian-laudrup-denmark-goal-celebrations-in-euro-1992.jpg Must have looked a right dick Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
WarrenBartonCentrePartin Posted April 30, 2013 Share Posted April 30, 2013 I once scored a pen in Sunday league and ran up to me dad and tried to slap his cheeks, akin to what Beardsley had done to his son the day/week before against Burra (I think) Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cajun Posted April 30, 2013 Share Posted April 30, 2013 I used to pretend I was Ally McCoist Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fenham Mag Posted April 30, 2013 Share Posted April 30, 2013 Laurent Robert for me Wasn't even left footed but I sharp became it. Sound like HTT. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
WarrenBartonCentrePartin Posted April 30, 2013 Share Posted April 30, 2013 had one kid at primary school that did the whole commentary thing as well but he was a total dick about it. "...that's an awful pass but Beresford has still made something of it..." even though you'd put it on a plate for the little cunt. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cajun Posted April 30, 2013 Share Posted April 30, 2013 A kid at school said he was buying trophies for everyone, I 'won' best slide tackler Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hanshithispantz Posted April 30, 2013 Share Posted April 30, 2013 What was it your mate used to shout Cajun? Was in kinks at that Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cajun Posted April 30, 2013 Share Posted April 30, 2013 What was it your mate used to shout Cajun? Was in kinks at that "Jan Molby, they've given him too much room!" That one? Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hanshithispantz Posted April 30, 2013 Share Posted April 30, 2013 :lol: aye that's the one Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest neesy111 Posted April 30, 2013 Share Posted April 30, 2013 The box rule in Wembley singles / doubles where any shot near the line was contested, used to get some great arguments about that. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cajun Posted April 30, 2013 Share Posted April 30, 2013 He shouted it pretty much every time he got the ball, one of those things I will always remember Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dave Posted April 30, 2013 Share Posted April 30, 2013 http://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/0/football/22350078 Terrible that, poor lad. Photo of the injury is online if you're not squeamish. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fenham Mag Posted April 30, 2013 Share Posted April 30, 2013 A mate of mine used to scream 'BABAYAROOOOOOO' when he was lining up a shot Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
TaylorJ_01 Posted April 30, 2013 Share Posted April 30, 2013 "SHEARER!" obvs... Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
TaylorJ_01 Posted April 30, 2013 Share Posted April 30, 2013 Or my mate "ROCHEMBACK!" Disturbingly very, very recent Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
pi_D Posted April 30, 2013 Share Posted April 30, 2013 http://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/0/football/22350078 Terrible that, poor lad. Photo of the injury is online if you're not squeamish. How on earth did the guy damage him so badly? What sort of tackle was it? Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
ponsaelius Posted April 30, 2013 Share Posted April 30, 2013 What was it your mate used to shout Cajun? Was in kinks at that "Jan Molby, they've given him too much room!" That one? :lol: I can imagine this, it makes me laugh. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cajun Posted April 30, 2013 Share Posted April 30, 2013 http://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/0/football/22350078 Terrible that, poor lad. Photo of the injury is online if you're not squeamish. 'Mansfield manager Paul Cox called the game off with 17 minutes left, with Thompson the third player to require hospital treatment after challenges by Ilkeston FC striker Gary Ricketts, who was subsequently banned for two weeks and fined two weeks' wages by his club' What the fuck!? The picture, 3 players needing hospital treatment, sounds like the bloke should have been banged up! Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
ponsaelius Posted April 30, 2013 Share Posted April 30, 2013 Austria Salzburg, the phoenix club that formed after Red Bull purchased, renamed and bastardised the original club facing more bullshit from Red Bull this season. Not just happy with buying one club, RB now own 3 third division clubs as well. One of which is being used as Red Bull's reserve/youth team and are currently two points ahead of Austria at the top of the 3rd divison. This club they bought (Liefering) now play in the Red Bull colours/use wear the same badge and today were granted full license to play in the 2nd division (when usually reserve teams aren't allowed). They're claiming it as a 'partnership' rather than outright ownership to basically skirt the rules. This means that unless Austria can overtake them they'll miss out on promotion again, almost entirely at the hands of the company that knicked their club in the first place. Their fans just can't catch a break. Imagine if this shit happened to NUFC. Edit: just read that not only have the Red Bull team (and another under their wing) been granted a license, but Austria have been denied one to potentially play in the 2nd tier. What a ludicrous situation. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
leffe186 Posted May 1, 2013 Share Posted May 1, 2013 http://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/0/football/22350078 Terrible that, poor lad. Photo of the injury is online if you're not squeamish. 'Mansfield manager Paul Cox called the game off with 17 minutes left, with Thompson the third player to require hospital treatment after challenges by Ilkeston FC striker Gary Ricketts, who was subsequently banned for two weeks and fined two weeks' wages by his club' What the f***!? The picture, 3 players needing hospital treatment, sounds like the bloke should have been banged up! Did a bit of digging: http://www.stagsnet.net/news/newsdetails.php?newsid=6078 One of the first things that came up on a search was another red card for the same guy. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
taxfree Posted May 1, 2013 Share Posted May 1, 2013 http://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/0/football/22350078 Terrible that, poor lad. Photo of the injury is online if you're not squeamish. 'Mansfield manager Paul Cox called the game off with 17 minutes left, with Thompson the third player to require hospital treatment after challenges by Ilkeston FC striker Gary Ricketts, who was subsequently banned for two weeks and fined two weeks' wages by his club' What the f***!? The picture, 3 players needing hospital treatment, sounds like the bloke should have been banged up! Makes me angry reading that. Horrendous that it had so little consequences. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
WarrenBartonCentrePartin Posted May 1, 2013 Share Posted May 1, 2013 the Chronicle fucking love a good "campaign" Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
WarrenBartonCentrePartin Posted May 1, 2013 Share Posted May 1, 2013 the Chronicle f***ing love a good "campaign" Some of the "reasons" are tenuous to put it kindly the whole thing is. As if we need to be reminded of reasons why we support Newcastle United. Utter fucking cretins. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
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