MyPalAl Posted April 30, 2013 Share Posted April 30, 2013 Haha, mint! Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sima Posted April 30, 2013 Share Posted April 30, 2013 We used to call last man back "Monkey Keeper" and goal mooching was "Nappylining" Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
WarrenBartonCentrePartin Posted April 30, 2013 Share Posted April 30, 2013 rush keeper always used to be "rush and scratch". Rush = keeper could go on mental runs up the pitch. Scratch = essentially last man back. Usually people would boot off with scratch as it was "pua shan" so it was only ever "rush". Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
TaylorJ_01 Posted April 30, 2013 Share Posted April 30, 2013 We got banned from playing because someone tombstone piledrivered a lad half way through a game for seemingly no reason Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dave Posted April 30, 2013 Share Posted April 30, 2013 'Goalie when' Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
WarrenBartonCentrePartin Posted April 30, 2013 Share Posted April 30, 2013 the term "get ya yards!" Some dickhead would stand about 2 feet away from a free-kick. That would be your response as there was no ref to stride out 10 yards. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheHoob Posted April 30, 2013 Share Posted April 30, 2013 Normally in the last few minutes before the bell went someone would shout hacky football, shit got serious then, it was a brave soul who kept hold of the ball Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hanshithispantz Posted April 30, 2013 Share Posted April 30, 2013 On 30/04/2013 at 21:22, TaylorJ_01 said: We got banned from playing because someone tombstone piledrivered a lad half way through a game for seemingly no reason :lol: Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fenham Mag Posted April 30, 2013 Share Posted April 30, 2013 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
WarrenBartonCentrePartin Posted April 30, 2013 Share Posted April 30, 2013 I was a right little twat if I got stuck in nets when I didn't want to be, like. I was never one of those soft cunts that was scared of the ball but I'd just announce I was going to be Lionel Perez and refuse to use my hands, instead trying to save everything with my feet. I'd also dive for shots that were going about 8 feet wide as well. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
joeyt Posted April 30, 2013 Share Posted April 30, 2013 I got a World Cup 98 video for me birthday or something so every time I scored at school I used to do a Brian Laudrup celebration http://www.ronaldo7.net/news/2012/cristiano-ronaldo-456-brian-laudrup-denmark-goal-celebrations-in-euro-1992.jpg Must have looked a right dick Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
WarrenBartonCentrePartin Posted April 30, 2013 Share Posted April 30, 2013 I once scored a pen in Sunday league and ran up to me dad and tried to slap his cheeks, akin to what Beardsley had done to his son the day/week before against Burra (I think) Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cajun Posted April 30, 2013 Share Posted April 30, 2013 I used to pretend I was Ally McCoist Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fenham Mag Posted April 30, 2013 Share Posted April 30, 2013 Laurent Robert for me Wasn't even left footed but I sharp became it. Sound like HTT. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
WarrenBartonCentrePartin Posted April 30, 2013 Share Posted April 30, 2013 had one kid at primary school that did the whole commentary thing as well but he was a total dick about it. "...that's an awful pass but Beresford has still made something of it..." even though you'd put it on a plate for the little cunt. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cajun Posted April 30, 2013 Share Posted April 30, 2013 A kid at school said he was buying trophies for everyone, I 'won' best slide tackler Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hanshithispantz Posted April 30, 2013 Share Posted April 30, 2013 What was it your mate used to shout Cajun? Was in kinks at that Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cajun Posted April 30, 2013 Share Posted April 30, 2013 On 30/04/2013 at 22:03, Hanskissedhispantz said: What was it your mate used to shout Cajun? Was in kinks at that "Jan Molby, they've given him too much room!" That one? Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hanshithispantz Posted April 30, 2013 Share Posted April 30, 2013 :lol: aye that's the one Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest neesy111 Posted April 30, 2013 Share Posted April 30, 2013 The box rule in Wembley singles / doubles where any shot near the line was contested, used to get some great arguments about that. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cajun Posted April 30, 2013 Share Posted April 30, 2013 He shouted it pretty much every time he got the ball, one of those things I will always remember Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dave Posted April 30, 2013 Share Posted April 30, 2013 http://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/0/football/22350078 Terrible that, poor lad. Photo of the injury is online if you're not squeamish. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fenham Mag Posted April 30, 2013 Share Posted April 30, 2013 A mate of mine used to scream 'BABAYAROOOOOOO' when he was lining up a shot Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
TaylorJ_01 Posted April 30, 2013 Share Posted April 30, 2013 "SHEARER!" obvs... Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
TaylorJ_01 Posted April 30, 2013 Share Posted April 30, 2013 Or my mate "ROCHEMBACK!" Disturbingly very, very recent Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
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