Decky Posted November 15, 2009 Share Posted November 15, 2009 I can't believe we've just signed Michael Owen, this will be massive for us, in fact i'm going to stick my neck out and say he'll get us back in the Champions League. He has a fanta stic scoring rate and although he's had some injuries, i think he's got over them. I predict that this season he'll get about 28 goals because he's so hungry for success after his Madrid experience i think he'll really fall in love with the place and take the captain's armband one day and he'll be brilliant leading the toon to that elusive trophy. I'm telling you lads, i can feel it in my blood. We gannin win da league now like Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
macca888 Posted November 15, 2009 Share Posted November 15, 2009 Just got back from Wembley Geez, that copper on the white horse really got laid into those Bolton fans who invaded the pitch. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ketsbaia Posted November 15, 2009 Share Posted November 15, 2009 Maybe we should just merge the East End with the West End. Unite Newcastle into one super team! Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
macca888 Posted November 15, 2009 Share Posted November 15, 2009 Better watch out for those twin scottish strikers, Rob Roy McGregor and William Wallace when we play Rangers in the Fairs Cup semi finals. Heard their cpoach, Robert Bruce is a good gaffer as well. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
JH Posted November 15, 2009 Share Posted November 15, 2009 What has been started here?!? Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Robster Posted November 15, 2009 Share Posted November 15, 2009 Nothing interesting or funny Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
broonalegeordie Posted November 15, 2009 Share Posted November 15, 2009 we've just signed some radgie from london... nile ranger, sounds like a right cock... been in prison and all sorts... cant see him being a fan favourite with him being a dennis wise signing. igghttt mannns 15 init but im on disss ting trusss dnt fink coz ive made a wifey riddim intro mannns not on dis ting coz dat aint the case but i try stay out of as much trouble as i can coz gud boiiis live rude boiiis die dats the sayin i always grew up wid but yh skip dat. mannns tryin to take footy serious coz i wanna make sum pea f**k the street ting its really long 4 me might shubz it off now and again u see it but yh if u wanna kno where i play its upfront dutty striker about 4 goals a game minimum maximum 7or 8 one of dem but my weakness is most definatly girls and my 2nd weakness is losing i flippin hate losing but i hardly lose at anything coz im a big bumbaclart duppy mannnnnnn but yh im gona update dis sh*t wen i get the hang off it.but u aint heard the last of me sho sho 4 now Laughing Laughing Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
GM Posted November 15, 2009 Share Posted November 15, 2009 Graeme Fucking Souness??!!?!!?!! SHEPHERD YOU HAVE GOT TO BE JOKING YOU USELESS FAT BASTARD!!!! Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rich Posted November 15, 2009 Share Posted November 15, 2009 It's Kieron Dyer! He's past van Wonderen!! Oh and Dyer blocked.... BELLAMY!!! IT'S IN!!! OHHHH EXTRAORDINARY!!! :indi: :indi: :indi: :indi: :indi: :indi: :indi: :indi: :indi: :indi: :indi: :indi: :indi: :indi: :indi: :indi: :indi: :indi: :indi: :indi: :indi: :indi: :indi: :indi: :indi: :indi: :indi: :indi: :indi: :indi: :indi: :indi: :indi: :indi: :indi: :indi: :indi: :indi: :indi: :indi: :indi: :indi: :indi: :indi: :indi: :indi: :fwap: :fwap: :fwap: :fwap: :fwap: :fwap: :fwap: :fwap: :fwap: :fwap: :fwap: :fwap: :fwap: :fwap: :fwap: :fwap: :fwap: :fwap: :fwap: :fwap: :fwap: :fwap: :fwap: :fwap: :fwap: :fwap: :fwap: :fwap: :fwap: :fwap: :fwap: :fwap: :fwap: :fwap: :fwap: :fwap: :fwap: :fwap: :fwap: :fwap: :fwap: :fwap: :fwap: :fwap: :fwap: :fwap: :fwap: :fwap: :fwap: :fwap: :fwap: :fwap: :fwap: :fwap: :fwap: :fwap: :fwap: :fwap: :fwap: :fwap: :fwap: :fwap: :fwap: :fwap: :fwap: :fwap: :fwap: :fwap: :fwap: :fwap: :fwap: :fwap: :fwap: :fwap: :fwap: :fwap: :fwap: :fwap: :fwap: :fwap: :fwap: :fwap: :fwap: :fwap: :fwap: :fwap: :fwap: :fwap: :fwap: :fwap: :fwap: :fwap: :fwap: :fwap: :fwap: :fwap: :fwap: :fwap: :fwap: :fwap: :fwap: :fwap: Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pilko Posted November 15, 2009 Share Posted November 15, 2009 I've just had a text from my mate, who reckons Shearer and Keegan are coming in as a management pair, and that Vialli is going to be director of football. Sounds good. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gallowgate Toon Posted November 15, 2009 Share Posted November 15, 2009 According to Thomo, the takeover is imminent, it will happen next week possibly Tuesday... Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Optimistic Nut Posted November 15, 2009 Share Posted November 15, 2009 Hugo Viana played DM for Sporting Lisbon. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cheshire Mag Posted November 15, 2009 Share Posted November 15, 2009 Vitor Baia wears number 99 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Neil Posted November 15, 2009 Share Posted November 15, 2009 What do you think of a manager who..... Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
gray Posted November 15, 2009 Share Posted November 15, 2009 wtf is he brining Chopra on for, we're 1-0 down away to the scum and chopra hasnt looked liked scoring yet Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Newcastle Fan Posted November 15, 2009 Share Posted November 15, 2009 Albert Luque is class, fucking gutted he's not being given chances.. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
ben-nufc Posted November 15, 2009 Share Posted November 15, 2009 i hear we are about to sign some future england centre half who is quick and strong i think his name is titus something. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Theregulars Posted November 18, 2009 Share Posted November 18, 2009 That Boumsong's looked solid in Scotland. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Village Idiot Posted November 18, 2009 Share Posted November 18, 2009 We don't need to man-mark Faustino Asprilla. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kaizero Posted November 18, 2009 Share Posted November 18, 2009 Just drove my DeLorean DMC-12 at 88 miles per hour and something funny happened, I think I'm in the past or something. Anyways, it's some good in the bad that's happened as I this wonderful lass seems to be into me. I think I'm gonna seal the deal tonight, life is good without my mother around. Aiit. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gash Posted November 18, 2009 Share Posted November 18, 2009 I'm really confused! Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ronaldo Posted November 18, 2009 Share Posted November 18, 2009 We know that. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
LiquidAK Posted November 18, 2009 Share Posted November 18, 2009 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Adam Posted November 18, 2009 Share Posted November 18, 2009 There is something on SSN about us signing this Nile Ranger kid, no idea who he is like, probably never play and everyone will hate him. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
nobby_solano Posted November 18, 2009 Share Posted November 18, 2009 press conference today @3pm. word on the street is patrick kluivert's signing Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
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