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One a scale of 1-5, how excited are you for Michael Owen on TV every week?  

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  1. 1. One a scale of 1-5, how excited are you for Michael Owen on TV every week?

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If Michael owen scores a last minute goal in the champs leage i'll dance round naked in my gimp mask.  Not a fucking chance in hell!

 

Quoting, just in case. :shifty:

 

He was only trusted with the last15 minutes last night with a 5 goal lead. He's a million miles away from the most important cub final in the world and rightly so. 

 

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When the time comes for Owen to come on , Barca will have already won it.

 

This is my hope.

 

I wonder if Fergie will make the same mistake as last time and try to play football against Barca.

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When the time comes for Owen to come on , Barca will have already won it.

 

This is my hope.

 

I wonder if Fergie will make the same mistake as last time and try to play football against Barca.

 

I don't think ManU have the players to try and play Mourinho football though.

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When the time comes for Owen to come on , Barca will have already won it.

 

This is my hope.

 

I wonder if Fergie will make the same mistake as last time and try to play football against Barca.

 

I don't think ManU have the players to try and play Mourinho football though.

 

That's true, but I still think it's the way to go against Barca. They'll get battered otherwise.

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If Michael Owen scores the winning goal in the champions league final I'm going to cut my balls off with a wooden spoon and feed them to the nearest dog.

 

Well, quoted just in case...

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If Michael Owen scores the winning goal in the champions league final I'm going to cut my balls off with a wooden spoon and feed them to the nearest dog.

 

I would pay good money to watch you try to cut your balls off with a wooden spoon.

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If Michael Owen scores the winning goal in the champions league final I'm going to cut my balls off with a wooden spoon and feed them to the nearest dog.

 

I would pay good money to watch you try to cut your balls off with a wooden spoon.

 

Some interesting taste for entertainment.

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If Michael Owen scores the winning goal in the champions league final I'm going to cut my balls off with a wooden spoon and feed them to the nearest dog.

 

I would pay good money to watch you try to cut your balls off with a wooden spoon.

 

I'd pay even more money to see his face when 'the nearest dog' gets them. :lol:

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If Michael Owen scores the winning goal in the champions league final I'm going to cut my balls off with a wooden spoon and feed them to the nearest dog.

 

I would pay good money to watch you try to cut your balls off with a wooden spoon.

 

Some interesting taste for entertainment.

 

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If Michael Owen scores the winning goal in the champions league final I'm going to cut my balls off with a wooden spoon and feed them to the nearest dog.

 

I would pay good money to watch you try to cut your balls off with a wooden spoon.

 

Some interesting taste for entertainment.

 

I don't anticipate his succeeding.

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If Michael Owen scores the winning goal in the champions league final I'm going to cut my balls off with a wooden spoon and feed them to the nearest dog.

 

I would pay good money to watch you try to cut your balls off with a wooden spoon.

 

Some interesting taste for entertainment.

 

I don't anticipate his succeeding.

 

And thus ask for your money back. Smart.

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If Michael Owen scores the winning goal in the champions league final I'm going to cut my balls off with a wooden spoon and feed them to the nearest dog.

 

I would pay good money to watch you try to cut your balls off with a wooden spoon.

 

Some interesting taste for entertainment.

 

I don't anticipate his succeeding.

 

And thus ask for your money back. Smart.

 

Apparently not. I hadn't thought of that :(

 

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When the time comes for Owen to come on , Barca will have already won it.

 

This is my hope.

 

I wonder if Fergie will make the same mistake as last time and try to play football against Barca.

 

Did they try and play football last time?

 

I remember then going out in the hoping of nicking a goal, but as soon as Eto'o scored early on, their game plan was screwed.

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They were the better team for the first ten minutes, then they hardly got a kick for the other 80 so it was hard to tell.

 

In 2008 they were very cautious and didn't really try to play.  They won though so fair enough.

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When the time comes for Owen to come on , Barca will have already won it.

 

This is my hope.

 

I wonder if Fergie will make the same mistake as last time and try to play football against Barca.

 

Did they try and play football last time?

 

I remember then going out in the hoping of nicking a goal, but as soon as Eto'o scored early on, their game plan was screwed.

 

Indeed. Eto'o even had time to shoot up after scoring as I remember.

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To answer some frequent questions: I've played enough games to qualify for a medal. Don't deserve one as much as most of the team I know.

In saying that, I didn't get 2 medals when I won the FA Cup scoring 2 against Arsenal so I won't be feeling too guilty picking a medal up!

 

What an utter, utter cunt. :lol:

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To answer some frequent questions: I've played enough games to qualify for a medal. Don't deserve one as much as most of the team I know.

In saying that, I didn't get 2 medals when I won the FA Cup scoring 2 against Arsenal so I won't be feeling too guilty picking a medal up!

 

What an utter, utter c***. :lol:

 

Fucking hell man, what a cretin

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To answer some frequent questions: I've played enough games to qualify for a medal. Don't deserve one as much as most of the team I know.

In saying that, I didn't get 2 medals when I won the FA Cup scoring 2 against Arsenal so I won't be feeling too guilty picking a medal up!

 

What an utter, utter cunt. :lol:

 

:lol: Wow.

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To answer some frequent questions: I've played enough games to qualify for a medal. Don't deserve one as much as most of the team I know.

In saying that, I didn't get 2 medals when I won the FA Cup scoring 2 against Arsenal so I won't be feeling too guilty picking a medal up!

 

What an utter, utter c***. :lol:

 

F*** sake, the sooner he retires the better. Football doesn't need characters like him.

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To answer some frequent questions: I've played enough games to qualify for a medal. Don't deserve one as much as most of the team I know.

In saying that, I didn't get 2 medals when I won the FA Cup scoring 2 against Arsenal so I won't be feeling too guilty picking a medal up!

 

What an utter, utter cunt. :lol:

 

Why the fuck would he get two? Fucking bellend.

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To answer some frequent questions: I've played enough games to qualify for a medal. Don't deserve one as much as most of the team I know.

In saying that, I didn't get 2 medals when I won the FA Cup scoring 2 against Arsenal so I won't be feeling too guilty picking a medal up!

 

What an utter, utter cunt. :lol:

 

Why the fuck would he get two? Fucking bellend.

 

because he can't count.

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