Pilko Posted May 5, 2011 Share Posted May 5, 2011 If Michael owen scores a last minute goal in the champs leage i'll dance round naked in my gimp mask. Not a fucking chance in hell! Quoting, just in case. He was only trusted with the last15 minutes last night with a 5 goal lead. He's a million miles away from the most important cub final in the world and rightly so. East Boston Cub Scouts Troop 3 - 1 Exeter Cub Scouts Troop Danny, Tommy, Pete Matthew Subs n/u: Bradley (gk), Alan, Mitch, Michael Owen Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fenham Mag Posted May 5, 2011 Share Posted May 5, 2011 When the time comes for Owen to come on , Barca will have already won it. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
wacko Posted May 6, 2011 Share Posted May 6, 2011 When the time comes for Owen to come on , Barca will have already won it. This is my hope. I wonder if Fergie will make the same mistake as last time and try to play football against Barca. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Village Idiot Posted May 6, 2011 Share Posted May 6, 2011 When the time comes for Owen to come on , Barca will have already won it. This is my hope. I wonder if Fergie will make the same mistake as last time and try to play football against Barca. I don't think ManU have the players to try and play Mourinho football though. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
wacko Posted May 6, 2011 Share Posted May 6, 2011 When the time comes for Owen to come on , Barca will have already won it. This is my hope. I wonder if Fergie will make the same mistake as last time and try to play football against Barca. I don't think ManU have the players to try and play Mourinho football though. That's true, but I still think it's the way to go against Barca. They'll get battered otherwise. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Heron Posted May 6, 2011 Share Posted May 6, 2011 If Michael Owen scores the winning goal in the champions league final I'm going to cut my balls off with a wooden spoon and feed them to the nearest dog. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
David28 Posted May 6, 2011 Share Posted May 6, 2011 If Michael Owen scores the winning goal in the champions league final I'm going to cut my balls off with a wooden spoon and feed them to the nearest dog. Well, quoted just in case... Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
wacko Posted May 6, 2011 Share Posted May 6, 2011 If Michael Owen scores the winning goal in the champions league final I'm going to cut my balls off with a wooden spoon and feed them to the nearest dog. I would pay good money to watch you try to cut your balls off with a wooden spoon. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Village Idiot Posted May 6, 2011 Share Posted May 6, 2011 If Michael Owen scores the winning goal in the champions league final I'm going to cut my balls off with a wooden spoon and feed them to the nearest dog. I would pay good money to watch you try to cut your balls off with a wooden spoon. Some interesting taste for entertainment. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
David28 Posted May 6, 2011 Share Posted May 6, 2011 If Michael Owen scores the winning goal in the champions league final I'm going to cut my balls off with a wooden spoon and feed them to the nearest dog. I would pay good money to watch you try to cut your balls off with a wooden spoon. I'd pay even more money to see his face when 'the nearest dog' gets them. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kaizero Posted May 6, 2011 Share Posted May 6, 2011 If Michael Owen scores the winning goal in the champions league final I'm going to cut my balls off with a wooden spoon and feed them to the nearest dog. I would pay good money to watch you try to cut your balls off with a wooden spoon. Some interesting taste for entertainment. http://i25.photobucket.com/albums/c75/Kaizero/tumblr_lgbivmS2zi1qf8yek.gif?t=1304713342 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
wacko Posted May 6, 2011 Share Posted May 6, 2011 If Michael Owen scores the winning goal in the champions league final I'm going to cut my balls off with a wooden spoon and feed them to the nearest dog. I would pay good money to watch you try to cut your balls off with a wooden spoon. Some interesting taste for entertainment. I don't anticipate his succeeding. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Village Idiot Posted May 6, 2011 Share Posted May 6, 2011 If Michael Owen scores the winning goal in the champions league final I'm going to cut my balls off with a wooden spoon and feed them to the nearest dog. I would pay good money to watch you try to cut your balls off with a wooden spoon. Some interesting taste for entertainment. I don't anticipate his succeeding. And thus ask for your money back. Smart. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
wacko Posted May 6, 2011 Share Posted May 6, 2011 If Michael Owen scores the winning goal in the champions league final I'm going to cut my balls off with a wooden spoon and feed them to the nearest dog. I would pay good money to watch you try to cut your balls off with a wooden spoon. Some interesting taste for entertainment. I don't anticipate his succeeding. And thus ask for your money back. Smart. Apparently not. I hadn't thought of that Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Heron Posted May 6, 2011 Share Posted May 6, 2011 Cannot see Owen doing it like, so my conkers will stay right by my tree. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tooj Posted May 6, 2011 Share Posted May 6, 2011 When the time comes for Owen to come on , Barca will have already won it. This is my hope. I wonder if Fergie will make the same mistake as last time and try to play football against Barca. Did they try and play football last time? I remember then going out in the hoping of nicking a goal, but as soon as Eto'o scored early on, their game plan was screwed. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr. Snrub Posted May 6, 2011 Share Posted May 6, 2011 They were the better team for the first ten minutes, then they hardly got a kick for the other 80 so it was hard to tell. In 2008 they were very cautious and didn't really try to play. They won though so fair enough. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mowen Posted May 7, 2011 Share Posted May 7, 2011 When the time comes for Owen to come on , Barca will have already won it. This is my hope. I wonder if Fergie will make the same mistake as last time and try to play football against Barca. Did they try and play football last time? I remember then going out in the hoping of nicking a goal, but as soon as Eto'o scored early on, their game plan was screwed. Indeed. Eto'o even had time to shoot up after scoring as I remember. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Anderson Posted May 8, 2011 Share Posted May 8, 2011 To answer some frequent questions: I've played enough games to qualify for a medal. Don't deserve one as much as most of the team I know. In saying that, I didn't get 2 medals when I won the FA Cup scoring 2 against Arsenal so I won't be feeling too guilty picking a medal up! What an utter, utter cunt. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ryan_Taylor Posted May 8, 2011 Share Posted May 8, 2011 To answer some frequent questions: I've played enough games to qualify for a medal. Don't deserve one as much as most of the team I know. In saying that, I didn't get 2 medals when I won the FA Cup scoring 2 against Arsenal so I won't be feeling too guilty picking a medal up! What an utter, utter c***. Fucking hell man, what a cretin Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Interpolic Posted May 8, 2011 Share Posted May 8, 2011 To answer some frequent questions: I've played enough games to qualify for a medal. Don't deserve one as much as most of the team I know. In saying that, I didn't get 2 medals when I won the FA Cup scoring 2 against Arsenal so I won't be feeling too guilty picking a medal up! What an utter, utter cunt. Wow. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sifu Posted May 8, 2011 Share Posted May 8, 2011 To answer some frequent questions: I've played enough games to qualify for a medal. Don't deserve one as much as most of the team I know. In saying that, I didn't get 2 medals when I won the FA Cup scoring 2 against Arsenal so I won't be feeling too guilty picking a medal up! What an utter, utter c***. F*** sake, the sooner he retires the better. Football doesn't need characters like him. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
midds Posted May 8, 2011 Share Posted May 8, 2011 If I had 6 'free' bullets Owen would get 5 of them. The last I'd save for James 'the cunt' Corden, just for the record. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ash Posted May 8, 2011 Share Posted May 8, 2011 To answer some frequent questions: I've played enough games to qualify for a medal. Don't deserve one as much as most of the team I know. In saying that, I didn't get 2 medals when I won the FA Cup scoring 2 against Arsenal so I won't be feeling too guilty picking a medal up! What an utter, utter cunt. Why the fuck would he get two? Fucking bellend. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dinho lad Posted May 8, 2011 Share Posted May 8, 2011 To answer some frequent questions: I've played enough games to qualify for a medal. Don't deserve one as much as most of the team I know. In saying that, I didn't get 2 medals when I won the FA Cup scoring 2 against Arsenal so I won't be feeling too guilty picking a medal up! What an utter, utter cunt. Why the fuck would he get two? Fucking bellend. because he can't count. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
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