midds Posted June 1, 2011 Share Posted June 1, 2011 If Owen fell in a barrel of shit I'd hammer the lid shut, encase it in concrete and shoot it to the fucking moon. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stifler Posted June 1, 2011 Share Posted June 1, 2011 If Owen fell in a barrel of shit I'd hammer the lid shut, encase it in concrete and shoot it to the fucking moon. I'm pretty sure he'd like to live on a world of his own. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Exiled in Texas Posted June 1, 2011 Share Posted June 1, 2011 If Owen fell in a barrel of s*** I'd hammer the lid shut, encase it in concrete and shoot it to the f***ing moon. I'm pretty sure he'd like to live on a world of his own. Starting forward Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
LoveItIfWeBeatU Posted June 1, 2011 Share Posted June 1, 2011 It just goes to show that he's happy barely getting any game time as long as he is surrounded by quality players and can piggyback on their successes. Let's face it, it was a year contract extension or retirement. He'll not bother himself to play for a lesser team. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Thespence Posted June 1, 2011 Share Posted June 1, 2011 Owen gets a new deal. Elsewhere @ Old Trafford the PL top goalscorer is getting shown the door. Looks to me the old scotch bastard has finally lost it. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Optimistic Nut Posted June 1, 2011 Share Posted June 1, 2011 Owen's happy to sit on his arse as 4th choice. Berbatov won't be happy being 3rd. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Howaythetoon Posted June 1, 2011 Share Posted June 1, 2011 Perhaps a sign that Man Utd don't have too much money to spend... or that Fergie is finally losing it. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Optimistic Nut Posted June 1, 2011 Share Posted June 1, 2011 Or that rather than having to balance 4 strikers happiness he only has to worry about 2 (Rooney clearly first choice and Owen fourth). Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kaizero Posted June 1, 2011 Share Posted June 1, 2011 Why is he losing it exactly? He's only signed up a third/fourth choice striker that is more than happy to be a third/fourth choice striker. He's not intending on playing Owen as one of his first XI strikers. He's got better players for that. It's the Man Utd equalent of us keeping Ameobi around for another season even if we bring in two brand new strikers. He's not quality, but if there's a crisis he'll do for a while. Owen is still a cunt though, obviously. But still. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest ObiChrisKenobi Posted June 1, 2011 Share Posted June 1, 2011 Michael Owen must be the happiest guy in the world right now. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Optimistic Nut Posted June 1, 2011 Share Posted June 1, 2011 Also gives him a chance to give Welbeck another season of first team football elsewhere if he wants before bringing him back. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wullie Posted June 1, 2011 Share Posted June 1, 2011 Alex Ferguson losing it ffs. Aye righto. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Optimistic Nut Posted June 1, 2011 Share Posted June 1, 2011 Exactly. He's just taken one of the most average Man Utd teams of the Premier League era to the title and European final. Nowhere near losing it. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
wormy Posted June 1, 2011 Share Posted June 1, 2011 Owen's happy to sit on his arse as 4th choice. Berbatov won't be happy being 3rd. Unreal that he's being criticised for this. Obviously we don't see why the fucker deserves to be in football, but that's half personal feelings as well as footballing. This is a former England international at 31 years old, who's happy being fourth choice. You can see his thinking. The Berbatov situation has nothing to do with Owen's staying either. Things clearly aren't working for either side there, it's obviously not just footballing ability reasons. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
midds Posted June 1, 2011 Share Posted June 1, 2011 Can't understand why anyone would be happy playing a few minutes every month. He's only 31 and, as crippled as the little cunt is, could do a decent job for a team at a lower level. Playing for a decent/reasonable side >>>> training with a top team. Don't care how you slice it, that's exactly what this whiny little bitchcunt has done. Contributing zero and claiming some of the credit at the end of the season. It's clear where his priorities lie. It shouldn't annoy me but it does. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
wormy Posted June 1, 2011 Share Posted June 1, 2011 Oh indeed. Don't know if that's aimed at my post or not. but I see where Fergie's idea is, I certainly despise Owen for being that fourth choice bitch for him. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sifu Posted June 1, 2011 Share Posted June 1, 2011 Can't understand why anyone would be happy playing a few minutes every month. He's only 31 and, as crippled as the little c*** is, could do a decent job for a team at a lower level. Playing for a decent/reasonable side >>>> training with a top team. Don't care how you slice it, that's exactly what this whiny little bitchcunt has done. Contributing zero and claiming some of the credit at the end of the season. It's clear where his priorities lie. It shouldn't annoy me but it does. My feelings exactly. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Crumpy Gunt Posted June 1, 2011 Share Posted June 1, 2011 Can't understand why anyone would be happy playing a few minutes every month. He's only 31 and, as crippled as the little cunt is, could do a decent job for a team at a lower level. Playing for a decent/reasonable side >>>> training with a top team. Don't care how you slice it, that's exactly what this whiny little bitchcunt has done. Contributing zero and claiming some of the credit at the end of the season. It's clear where his priorities lie. It shouldn't annoy me but it does. Happiness is . . . . . http://i.telegraph.co.uk/multimedia/archive/00684/helicopter-crash_684886n.jpg Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nicky Posted June 1, 2011 Share Posted June 1, 2011 Michael Owen; Just to answer some of your tweets. Prefer playing less often in a top team than every game in a poor team. Been there a didn't enjoy it. What a fucking cunt. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
jdckelly Posted June 1, 2011 Share Posted June 1, 2011 he just doesn't live on the same planet as the rest of us does he Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
smith1__ Posted June 1, 2011 Share Posted June 1, 2011 Michael Owen; Just to answer some of your tweets. Prefer playing less often in a top team than every game in a poor team. Been there a didn't enjoy it. What a f***ing c***. :duff: http://www4.picturepush.com/photo/a/4697842/64c/Sk%C5%82ad-Manchester/Michael-Owen.jpg?v0 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fugazi Posted June 1, 2011 Share Posted June 1, 2011 Absolute fucking bellend. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nicky Posted June 1, 2011 Share Posted June 1, 2011 He's just publicly admitted to having no heart, fight or desire. Absolute wanker. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
wormy Posted June 1, 2011 Share Posted June 1, 2011 Has he just tweeted this? As I remember this thread going into overdrive not long after he joined Twitter for practically the same comment. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
BONTEMPI Posted June 1, 2011 Share Posted June 1, 2011 Can't understand why anyone would be happy playing a few minutes every month. He's only 31 and, as crippled as the little cunt is, could do a decent job for a team at a lower level. Playing for a decent/reasonable side >>>> training with a top team. Don't care how you slice it, that's exactly what this whiny little bitchcunt has done. Contributing zero and claiming some of the credit at the end of the season. It's clear where his priorities lie. It shouldn't annoy me but it does. Happiness is . . . . . http://i.telegraph.co.uk/multimedia/archive/00684/helicopter-crash_684886n.jpg Always thought you taught in cars. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
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