morla84 Posted March 24, 2013 Share Posted March 24, 2013 Nah was when he left us and was tarting himself about the premier You'd think someone put that together to take the piss Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Al Moody Posted March 24, 2013 Share Posted March 24, 2013 I almost feel sorry for him. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
wormy Posted March 24, 2013 Share Posted March 24, 2013 I almost feel sorry for him. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Al Moody Posted March 24, 2013 Share Posted March 24, 2013 Do you reckon SAF looked at the brochure and it persuaded him to sign him? ''Fucking hell, he's clean and fresh, sign him up!'' Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Oakie Doke Posted March 24, 2013 Share Posted March 24, 2013 that still makes me cringe and I don't even like the guy Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ameritoon Posted March 24, 2013 Share Posted March 24, 2013 Totally forgot about that "Good looking" "Cool" Is the Premier League a fucking middle school or something? Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
David Icke - Son of God Posted March 24, 2013 Share Posted March 24, 2013 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uD-LjX_K9Cg My two least favourite things in the whole world - Michael Owen and promotional videos about a city-state built on slave labour Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fenham Mag Posted March 24, 2013 Share Posted March 24, 2013 wtf is that? Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
David Icke - Son of God Posted March 24, 2013 Share Posted March 24, 2013 wtf is that? It's a promotional video featuring Michael Owen, whose acting is so wooden it feels like he's been built by Durham Pine. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Al Moody Posted March 24, 2013 Share Posted March 24, 2013 Jesus H Christ. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dave Posted March 24, 2013 Share Posted March 24, 2013 I must have missed this - when did he publish this? Before joining Stoke? Utterly mad. Knock yourself out: http://d.yimg.com/kq/groups/2083163/1207915993/name/Michael+Owen+Brochure+2009.pdf Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
SiLvOR Posted March 24, 2013 Share Posted March 24, 2013 Charismatic :lol: Surely the guy who put together that fucking thing must have been taking the piss a little bit? Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr.Spaceman Posted March 24, 2013 Share Posted March 24, 2013 It's a shame the helicopter didn't crash. /class Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Al Moody Posted March 24, 2013 Share Posted March 24, 2013 It reads as though it was written by his dad. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
midds Posted March 24, 2013 Share Posted March 24, 2013 It reads as though it was written by himself, the arrogant self-obsessed little cunt. Fixed. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
JH Posted March 24, 2013 Share Posted March 24, 2013 Charismatic :lol: Surely the guy who put together that f***ing thing must have been taking the p*ss a little bit? A little bit? He must be over the fucking moon he got away with as much as he did "Shall we add fresh Michael? You look fresh..." Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Robster Posted March 24, 2013 Share Posted March 24, 2013 'Good Looking' Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
wormy Posted March 24, 2013 Share Posted March 24, 2013 If people ever drag me into the topic of Michael Owen, I normally take offence to the 'Cool'. Cool ffs. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Oakie Doke Posted March 24, 2013 Share Posted March 24, 2013 he was cool. In 1998. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ketsbaia Posted March 24, 2013 Share Posted March 24, 2013 He was only cool when the ice packs were all over his multiple injuries. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
nobby_solano Posted March 25, 2013 Share Posted March 25, 2013 i keep forgetting about his brochure Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Miercoles Posted March 25, 2013 Share Posted March 25, 2013 I must have missed this - when did he publish this? Before joining Stoke? Utterly mad. Knock yourself out: http://d.yimg.com/kq/groups/2083163/1207915993/name/Michael+Owen+Brochure+2009.pdf Just.... wow... Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dokko Posted March 25, 2013 Share Posted March 25, 2013 Tbf that brochure finished off his credibility with most neutral fans. Piss was ripped just about everywhere apart from Fergie's office where the brochure came with a free time machine - which broke once deal was signed. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
SiLvOR Posted March 25, 2013 Share Posted March 25, 2013 Charismatic :lol: Surely the guy who put together that f***ing thing must have been taking the p*ss a little bit? A little bit? He must be over the fucking moon he got away with as much as he did "Shall we add fresh Michael? You look fresh..." Fresh ffs like what has that got to do with being a good footballer. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ryan_Taylor Posted March 25, 2013 Share Posted March 25, 2013 Blokes a fucking arsehole of the highest order. Manages to make himself look even more of an arsehole every time he opens his mouth or tweets. Hopefully its not long till he evaporates up his own arse. Cunt http://img832.imageshack.us/img832/9118/xck4ds.gif Enjoy the media, you smarmy cocksnogger Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
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