David28 Posted October 27, 2011 Share Posted October 27, 2011 If he makes the squad you might as well just not bother going. That was 2010, mate. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
SEMTEX Posted October 27, 2011 Share Posted October 27, 2011 Anyone for a caption competition? http://www.michaelowen.com/caption_competition.html For the chance to win one of only 20 Limited Edition and Exclusive signed and framed photographs of Michael please add your caption and your contact details below. The closing date is midnight, Sunday 30th October 2011. http://www.michaelowen.com/caption_competition/4.jpg Dunno what I'm going to enter yet. Something about him being a cunt. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
wormy Posted October 27, 2011 Share Posted October 27, 2011 He seriously gives the most boring fucking pictures to caption, doesn't he? The fucker has to be purposely wumming now. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
MW Posted October 27, 2011 Share Posted October 27, 2011 i couldn't think of anything too clever/sarcastic, so I just got my abused him a bit In a bid to become more popular and less of a cunt, Owen poses as a murderer. His plan fails, he remains MO, and remains despised universally. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr. Snrub Posted October 27, 2011 Share Posted October 27, 2011 Wanker in a kitchen. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
SEMTEX Posted October 27, 2011 Share Posted October 27, 2011 I opted with: Caption: Cunt in a Mask Name: Cunt Email: [email protected] Twitter: @Cunt Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
wormy Posted October 27, 2011 Share Posted October 27, 2011 Got my vote. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
gbandit Posted October 27, 2011 Share Posted October 27, 2011 Twat disguises himself in the hope that his manager mistakes him for Javier Hernandez.he fails and is asked to leave the club through gross misconduct Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ketsbaia Posted October 27, 2011 Share Posted October 27, 2011 Even the mask was surprised to see him play. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChrisMcQuillan Posted October 27, 2011 Share Posted October 27, 2011 Even the mask was surprised to see him play. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alberto2005 Posted October 27, 2011 Share Posted October 27, 2011 http://img502.imageshack.us/img502/3316/44648288.jpg Uploaded with ImageShack.us CAPTION: This competition is cool, I can even see my laptop with my mask on I've got my first caption entry from Cabaye4......"Michael I'm going to enter my caption in a few moments, just letting you know if I am one of the lucky 20 winners then don't bother sending me your framed photograph because I think you're an utter cunt, regards dreamboat." NAME:Yohan Caboner E-Mail:Prick Twitter:Fuck off Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Revolution Number 9 Posted October 27, 2011 Share Posted October 27, 2011 Funnily enough, that mask is the exact expression we all make when subjected to his shit craic. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
MW Posted October 27, 2011 Share Posted October 27, 2011 Even the mask was surprised to see him play. winner Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Si Posted October 27, 2011 Share Posted October 27, 2011 My entry. Why the long face cunt. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Chubby Jason Posted October 28, 2011 Share Posted October 28, 2011 What a character. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cajun Posted October 28, 2011 Share Posted October 28, 2011 What a character. You spelt cunt wrong. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
TaylorJ_01 Posted October 28, 2011 Share Posted October 28, 2011 My entry; Michael screamed when he was brutally raped. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cajun Posted October 28, 2011 Share Posted October 28, 2011 Louise Owen and John Terry are now friends http://www.michaelowen.com/caption_competition/4.jpg Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Amir_9 Posted October 28, 2011 Share Posted October 28, 2011 HAHAHAHA Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Chubby Jason Posted October 28, 2011 Share Posted October 28, 2011 I'm loving the Umbro top he's got on. Reppin' it even in his own kitchen, that's true dedication. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cajun Posted October 28, 2011 Share Posted October 28, 2011 Cause he's such a tight cunt he would rather wear free clothes than spend any of his millions on them. It's not even a nice top, that's how much of a cunt he is. I bet all his family get Umbro gear for xmas as well, the cunt. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Optimistic Nut Posted October 29, 2011 Share Posted October 29, 2011 Cause he's such a tight c*** he would rather wear free clothes than spend any of his millions on them. It's not even a nice top, that's how much of a c*** he is. I bet all his family get Umbro gear for xmas as well, the c***. Haha, this has made me think of Alan Partridge and the Chocolate Oranges...I bet he pays for his wifes though. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decky Posted November 1, 2011 Share Posted November 1, 2011 themichaelowen michael owen Do Lorries overtaking at 0.1mph faster than other Lorries taking 5 mins to get past annoy anybody else or is it just me? zzzzzzzzzzzzzz Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
toon25 Posted November 1, 2011 Share Posted November 1, 2011 themichaelowen michael owen Do Lorries overtaking at 0.1mph faster than other Lorries taking 5 mins to get past annoy anybody else or is it just me? zzzzzzzzzzzzzz It's hardly as though the twat has got a match to get to is it? Sit and wait your turn. Cunt. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ronaldo Posted November 1, 2011 Share Posted November 1, 2011 Word-for-word what I was going to offer. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
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