Raconteur Posted June 4, 2013 Share Posted June 4, 2013 All Tulisa has proven there is that she has the worst patter ever. Aye, when you walk away from a relationship looking a bigger twat than the footballer, you know you are shit at life. Some of the shite she spouted about being in a Hollywood film and such. Just... wow. Dunno what's worse: there's people who talk that shite, or that there's people that create a market for it Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
wormy Posted June 4, 2013 Share Posted June 4, 2013 All Tulisa has proven there is that she has the worst patter ever. Aye, when you walk away from a relationship looking a bigger twat than the footballer, you know you are shit at life. Some of the shite she spouted about being in a Hollywood film and such. Just... wow. Dunno what's worse: there's people who talk that shite, or that there's people that create a market for it We should all feel dirty for contributing to that page's hits tbh. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dokko Posted June 4, 2013 Share Posted June 4, 2013 she's been arrested on suspicion of supplying class A drugs. Oops, there goes your a-list career, best make friends with your cousin and get the band back together. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
AyeDubbleYoo Posted June 4, 2013 Share Posted June 4, 2013 We can't have pop stars involved in drugs, for the love of God! Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
James Posted June 4, 2013 Share Posted June 4, 2013 He's been bumblesquat murked ya get me Isn't he from Manchester? Salford. Salford is a city too you know. See Salford and Manchester as Siamese twins. Only Manchester has the brains, the heart, the lungs, the kidneys, and the liver. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kimbo Posted June 4, 2013 Share Posted June 4, 2013 I'm not a Simpson fan but I don't get why this stupid little girl is telling the press about their relationship and slagging him off, I mean grow the fuck up child and keep your private life private. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Super Duper Branko Strupar Posted June 4, 2013 Share Posted June 4, 2013 I'd love to snort coke off her thighs, like. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
wormy Posted June 4, 2013 Share Posted June 4, 2013 I'm not a Simpson fan but I don't get why this stupid little girl is telling the press about their relationship and slagging him off, I mean grow the fuck up child and keep your private life private. She's the female boss. She does what she wants. 'Cause she's Hollywood. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Disco Posted June 4, 2013 Share Posted June 4, 2013 I'm not a Simpson fan but I don't get why this stupid little girl is telling the press about their relationship and slagging him off, I mean grow the fuck up child and keep your private life private. That doesn't keep her in the public eye though. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
joeyt Posted June 4, 2013 Share Posted June 4, 2013 Simpson should just respond with that video of her doing a blowy and laugh and laugh and laugh Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr Venkman Posted June 4, 2013 Share Posted June 4, 2013 doing a blowy Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest neesy111 Posted June 4, 2013 Share Posted June 4, 2013 I feel sorry for him. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ameritoon Posted June 4, 2013 Share Posted June 4, 2013 Search him on Google images and you won't feel sorry anymore. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
wormy Posted June 4, 2013 Share Posted June 4, 2013 I feel sorry for him. Can't say there's any pity. If he genuinely thought things were going to end happily with that skag then it's his own fault. He's gotten out of it looking better than her though, but that wouldn't have been hard. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Incognito Posted June 4, 2013 Share Posted June 4, 2013 He's been bumblesquat murked ya get me Isn't he from Manchester? Salford. Salford is a city too you know. See Salford and Manchester as Siamese twins. Only Manchester has the brains, the heart, the lungs, the kidneys, and the liver. And Salford has the thing Manchester is probably most famous for. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
SiLvOR Posted June 4, 2013 Share Posted June 4, 2013 End of the day Danny can just turn around and say yeah I did you up the arse you dirty bitch. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
MKSC Posted June 4, 2013 Share Posted June 4, 2013 The decent thing to do would be to release any video footage he may have. Not to the press though, just put on mydirtyexgf.com or some similar site. That way the professionals will get to see it first. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
LoveItIfWeBeatU Posted June 4, 2013 Share Posted June 4, 2013 What a terrible, shallow, pathetic oxygen thief Tulisa comes across as. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest chicken little Posted June 4, 2013 Share Posted June 4, 2013 And Salford has the thing Manchester is probably most famous for. i hope this isn't a reference to manchester united football club Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ketsbaia Posted June 4, 2013 Share Posted June 4, 2013 Comes as a blow to Danny. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
joeyt Posted June 4, 2013 Share Posted June 4, 2013 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shays Given Tim Flowers Posted June 4, 2013 Share Posted June 4, 2013 All Tulisa has proven there is that she has the worst patter ever. Aye, when you walk away from a relationship looking a bigger t*** than the footballer, you know you are s*** at life. Some of the s**** she spouted about being in a Hollywood film and such. Just... wow. Dunno what's worse: there's people who talk that s****, or that there's people that create a market for it http://i297.photobucket.com/albums/mm209/jazzence/Cocaine-Is-Hell-Of-A-Drug.gif Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
TaylorJ_01 Posted June 4, 2013 Share Posted June 4, 2013 End of the day Danny can just turn around and say yeah I did you up the arse you dirty bitch. Who said romance was dead Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ronaldo Posted June 4, 2013 Share Posted June 4, 2013 He's been bumblesquat murked ya get me Isn't he from Manchester? Salford. Salford is a city too you know. See Salford and Manchester as Siamese twins. Only Manchester has the brains, the heart, the lungs, the kidneys, and the liver. He's from Eccles you mincing fairy. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mick Posted June 4, 2013 Share Posted June 4, 2013 He's from Eccles you mincing fairy. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
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