wormy Posted June 4, 2013 Share Posted June 4, 2013 I'm not a Simpson fan but I don't get why this stupid little girl is telling the press about their relationship and slagging him off, I mean grow the fuck up child and keep your private life private. She's the female boss. She does what she wants. 'Cause she's Hollywood. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Disco Posted June 4, 2013 Share Posted June 4, 2013 I'm not a Simpson fan but I don't get why this stupid little girl is telling the press about their relationship and slagging him off, I mean grow the fuck up child and keep your private life private. That doesn't keep her in the public eye though. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
joeyt Posted June 4, 2013 Share Posted June 4, 2013 Simpson should just respond with that video of her doing a blowy and laugh and laugh and laugh Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr Venkman Posted June 4, 2013 Share Posted June 4, 2013 doing a blowy Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest neesy111 Posted June 4, 2013 Share Posted June 4, 2013 I feel sorry for him. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ameritoon Posted June 4, 2013 Share Posted June 4, 2013 Search him on Google images and you won't feel sorry anymore. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
wormy Posted June 4, 2013 Share Posted June 4, 2013 I feel sorry for him. Can't say there's any pity. If he genuinely thought things were going to end happily with that skag then it's his own fault. He's gotten out of it looking better than her though, but that wouldn't have been hard. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Incognito Posted June 4, 2013 Share Posted June 4, 2013 He's been bumblesquat murked ya get me Isn't he from Manchester? Salford. Salford is a city too you know. See Salford and Manchester as Siamese twins. Only Manchester has the brains, the heart, the lungs, the kidneys, and the liver. And Salford has the thing Manchester is probably most famous for. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
SiLvOR Posted June 4, 2013 Share Posted June 4, 2013 End of the day Danny can just turn around and say yeah I did you up the arse you dirty bitch. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
MKSC Posted June 4, 2013 Share Posted June 4, 2013 The decent thing to do would be to release any video footage he may have. Not to the press though, just put on mydirtyexgf.com or some similar site. That way the professionals will get to see it first. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
LoveItIfWeBeatU Posted June 4, 2013 Share Posted June 4, 2013 What a terrible, shallow, pathetic oxygen thief Tulisa comes across as. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest chicken little Posted June 4, 2013 Share Posted June 4, 2013 And Salford has the thing Manchester is probably most famous for. i hope this isn't a reference to manchester united football club Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ketsbaia Posted June 4, 2013 Share Posted June 4, 2013 Comes as a blow to Danny. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
joeyt Posted June 4, 2013 Share Posted June 4, 2013 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
TaylorJ_01 Posted June 4, 2013 Share Posted June 4, 2013 End of the day Danny can just turn around and say yeah I did you up the arse you dirty bitch. Who said romance was dead Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ronaldo Posted June 4, 2013 Share Posted June 4, 2013 He's been bumblesquat murked ya get me Isn't he from Manchester? Salford. Salford is a city too you know. See Salford and Manchester as Siamese twins. Only Manchester has the brains, the heart, the lungs, the kidneys, and the liver. He's from Eccles you mincing fairy. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mick Posted June 4, 2013 Share Posted June 4, 2013 He's from Eccles you mincing fairy. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
biggs Posted June 4, 2013 Share Posted June 4, 2013 Must admit i got aroused when she got her tits out at one point Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
GuyP Posted June 4, 2013 Share Posted June 4, 2013 And Salford has the thing Manchester is probably most famous for. i hope this isn't a reference to manchester united football club Hopefully its a reference to... http://i12.photobucket.com/albums/a242/bucklberry/band%20pics/classic2smithsl.jpg Also, surely Salford is to Manchester what Gateshead is to Newcastle? Basing this on having only lived in Manchester for 4 months Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ronaldo Posted June 4, 2013 Share Posted June 4, 2013 Do you mean the town of Salford or City of Salford? Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chris_R Posted June 4, 2013 Share Posted June 4, 2013 Must admit i got aroused when she got her tits out at one point IIRC she didn't "get her tits out", she just half-heartedly flop one tit out, in a pretty poor attempt to rescue what was an already farcical blowjob. She's fit, and because of that she should be able to get a man off with minimum effort. But that redefined the concept of minimum effort and I'd have stopped her and gone and finished myself off. It really was a shameful performance. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stuy_O Posted June 5, 2013 Share Posted June 5, 2013 If he licks her out like he crosses a ball then they're made for each other. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest strongbow69 Posted June 5, 2013 Share Posted June 5, 2013 paris Hilton aint bad at it Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chris_R Posted June 5, 2013 Share Posted June 5, 2013 Thing is it's not even something that's especially easy to fuck up, either. Blow jobs, by their nature, are fucking brilliant. To give such a horrid one really takes some doing. It seemed like she thought she'd heard of some erogenous zone that the rest of humanity had somehow overlooked, so instead of doing the traditional "sucking of the cock" part of the blowjob she just spent the entire video licking away at his japs eye, then finally flopping one tit out when she realised it was going wrong as if that would miraculously rescue the situation. Baffling. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hanshithispantz Posted June 5, 2013 Share Posted June 5, 2013 :lol: Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
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