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He's been bumblesquat murked ya get me

 

Isn't he from Manchester?

 

Salford.  Salford is a city too you know.  See Salford and Manchester as Siamese twins. Only Manchester has the brains, the heart, the lungs, the kidneys, and the liver.

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I'm not a Simpson fan but I don't get why this stupid little girl is telling the press about their relationship and slagging him off, I mean grow the fuck up child and keep your private life private.

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I'm not a Simpson fan but I don't get why this stupid little girl is telling the press about their relationship and slagging him off, I mean grow the fuck up child and keep your private life private.

 

She's the female boss. She does what she wants. 'Cause she's Hollywood.

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I'm not a Simpson fan but I don't get why this stupid little girl is telling the press about their relationship and slagging him off, I mean grow the fuck up child and keep your private life private.

 

That doesn't keep her in the public eye though.

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I feel sorry for him. :undecided:

 

Can't say there's any pity. If he genuinely thought things were going to end happily with that skag then it's his own fault.

 

He's gotten out of it looking better than her though, but that wouldn't have been hard.

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He's been bumblesquat murked ya get me

 

Isn't he from Manchester?

 

Salford.  Salford is a city too you know.  See Salford and Manchester as Siamese twins. Only Manchester has the brains, the heart, the lungs, the kidneys, and the liver.

 

And Salford has the thing Manchester is probably most famous for.

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The decent thing to do would be to release any video footage he may have. Not to the press though, just put on mydirtyexgf.com or some similar site. That way the professionals will get to see it first.

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And Salford has the thing Manchester is probably most famous for.

i hope this isn't a reference to manchester united football club

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He's been bumblesquat murked ya get me

 

Isn't he from Manchester?

 

Salford.  Salford is a city too you know.  See Salford and Manchester as Siamese twins. Only Manchester has the brains, the heart, the lungs, the kidneys, and the liver.

 

He's from Eccles you mincing fairy.

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And Salford has the thing Manchester is probably most famous for.

i hope this isn't a reference to manchester united football club

 

Hopefully its a reference to...

 

http://i12.photobucket.com/albums/a242/bucklberry/band%20pics/classic2smithsl.jpg

 

Also, surely Salford is to Manchester what Gateshead is to Newcastle? Basing this on having only lived in Manchester for 4 months :)

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Must admit i got aroused when she got her tits out at one point  :cheesy:

 

IIRC she didn't "get her tits out", she just half-heartedly flop one tit out, in a pretty poor attempt to rescue what was an already farcical blowjob.

 

She's fit, and because of that she should be able to get a man off with minimum effort. But that redefined the concept of minimum effort and I'd have stopped her and gone and finished myself off. It really was a shameful performance.

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