Skeletor Posted February 10, 2012 Share Posted February 10, 2012 trending world wide. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
timeEd32 Posted February 10, 2012 Share Posted February 10, 2012 The latest from TheBig_Sam (apologies if this was posted): TheBig_Sam notBigSam There's something so sexy about watching a confident woman walk into a public toilet. TheBig_Sam notBigSam She has the eyes of the world watching her but she doesn't care. She needs a piss or a shit & she's fucking well going for one. Such grace. TheBig_Sam notBigSam It's the sheer mystery of it. As soon as she walks into that room, a thousand scenarios enter my head. Each more erotic than the last. TheBig_Sam notBigSam Urine and faeces rarely turn me on - lets get that fucking straight right now. But where that stuff comes out of does. TheBig_Sam notBigSam I had a thing with Sheena Easton in the 80's, however, and she was horrendous in the bathroom. She sounded like a bull being slaughtered. TheBig_Sam notBigSam And the smells. The fucking smells. Dear God almighty, the smells. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
madras Posted February 10, 2012 Share Posted February 10, 2012 the sheena easton one is brilliant. looking forward to going out so i can use that particular euphemism. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hanshithispantz Posted February 10, 2012 Share Posted February 10, 2012 She has the eyes of the world watching her but she doesn't care. She needs a piss or a shit & she's fucking well going for one. Such grace. :lol: Is it just me who thinks of Mike (not gay) when they read The Big Sam? Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
wormy Posted February 10, 2012 Share Posted February 10, 2012 She has the eyes of the world watching her but she doesn't care. She needs a piss or a shit & she's fucking well going for one. Such grace. :lol: Is it just me who thinks of Mike (not gay) when they read The Big Sam? :lol: Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pixelphish Posted February 10, 2012 Share Posted February 10, 2012 TheBig_Sam notBigSam I had a thing with Sheena Easton in the 80's, however, and she was horrendous in the bathroom. She sounded like a bull being slaughtered. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest BlacknWhiteArmy Posted February 10, 2012 Share Posted February 10, 2012 She has the eyes of the world watching her but she doesn't care. She needs a piss or a shit & she's fucking well going for one. Such grace. :lol: Is it just me who thinks of Mike (not gay) when they read The Big Sam? Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ryan Posted February 10, 2012 Share Posted February 10, 2012 TheBig_Sam is too funny Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Super Duper Branko Strupar Posted February 10, 2012 Share Posted February 10, 2012 TheBig_Sam #toofunny fyp Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ryan Posted February 10, 2012 Share Posted February 10, 2012 TheBig_Sam #toofunny fyp #Touché Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
GuyP Posted February 10, 2012 Share Posted February 10, 2012 i like Raylor using the "overthewall" hashtag...its like Demba using #sinceramadan...that is the only way it could be better tbh... btw, looking at the Alan Sugar tweets, gotta be a fake? i could have sworn on the apprentice they said it was his real one but it looks like an obvious fake like... Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sifu Posted February 10, 2012 Share Posted February 10, 2012 i like Raylor using the "overthewall" hashtag...its like Demba using #sinceramadan...that is the only way it could be better tbh... btw, looking at the Alan Sugar tweets, gotta be a fake? i could have sworn on the apprentice they said it was his real one but it looks like an obvious fake like... It's definitely real (verified account and all that). It's just that he's an absolute dickhead when it comes to football - he really does talk shite. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
GuyP Posted February 11, 2012 Share Posted February 11, 2012 i like Raylor using the "overthewall" hashtag...its like Demba using #sinceramadan...that is the only way it could be better tbh... btw, looking at the Alan Sugar tweets, gotta be a fake? i could have sworn on the apprentice they said it was his real one but it looks like an obvious fake like... It's definitely real (verified account and all that). It's just that he's an absolute dickhead when it comes to football - he really does talk s****. he puts himself across as a none-bullshitting businessman (selling shit computers and shit phones) but he decides to tweet in txt-speak? he is scum like...he doesnt even tweet about business, but he has one hand tweeting about Redknapp, whilst his other one is actually cupping Redknapps sack? utter gobshite... Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
BeloEmre Posted February 12, 2012 Share Posted February 12, 2012 https://twitter.com/sollyfeni What a cunt. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
matta Posted February 12, 2012 Share Posted February 12, 2012 https://twitter.com/sollyfeni What a cunt. Thats some offensive shit. Not worth looking at. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
JH Posted February 12, 2012 Share Posted February 12, 2012 Ryan Taylor @TaylorR1984 Reply Retweet Favorite · Open Good Luck to Mr T later in the Afrian Cup Of Nations Final. I do fancy them big time to win. Mr T Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cajun Posted February 12, 2012 Share Posted February 12, 2012 Kicking off between the journos? George Caulkin @GeorgeCaulkin Reply Retweet Favorite · Open @Scottwilsonecho I didn't look at twitter, so your pathetic attempt at a spoiler was lost on me. You are, however, a tit. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sifu Posted February 12, 2012 Share Posted February 12, 2012 Kicking off between the journos? George Caulkin @GeorgeCaulkin Reply Retweet Favorite · Open @Scottwilsonecho I didn't look at twitter, so your pathetic attempt at a spoiler was lost on me. You are, however, a tit. Looks like banter to me. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cajun Posted February 12, 2012 Share Posted February 12, 2012 Yeah read some more since Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest BlacknWhiteArmy Posted February 12, 2012 Share Posted February 12, 2012 Cajun FFS Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ash Posted February 12, 2012 Share Posted February 12, 2012 Bet Rooney's tweet will go down well. What an idiot. “@WayneRooney: @tomclevz23 @rioferdy5 zzzzzzzzzzz pga golf is on. Come on boys. Funny that 2 toures was there all the way and lost. Haha.” Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Anderson Posted February 14, 2012 Share Posted February 14, 2012 David Gold @DavidGoldWHU Clubs have built up debts of billions of £ were has the £ gone, improving inferstuture NO. Reducing ticket prices NO. Increased wages YES Is he taking the piss? This the same bloke who gave Nolan the stupid contract he was looking for in the summer. :lol: Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jimburst Posted February 14, 2012 Share Posted February 14, 2012 Is that real? Can't even spell ffs Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
adam1 Posted February 14, 2012 Share Posted February 14, 2012 Bet Rooney's tweet will go down well. What an idiot. “@WayneRooney: @tomclevz23 @rioferdy5 zzzzzzzzzzz pga golf is on. Come on boys. Funny that 2 toures was there all the way and lost. Haha.” I dont get it? Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
MW Posted February 14, 2012 Share Posted February 14, 2012 Bet Rooney's tweet will go down well. What an idiot. “@WayneRooney: @tomclevz23 @rioferdy5 zzzzzzzzzzz pga golf is on. Come on boys. Funny that 2 toures was there all the way and lost. Haha.” I dont get it? he finds it funny that kolo and yaya toure were in africa the whole time and didnt even win it Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
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