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I was at The Vaccines gig at the Academy last night and headed for the toilets when the support act finished. There was a queue and once I'd emptied my bladder and turned to head for the door I heard a Mackem voice in the queue.

 

He loudly proclaimed, "There's people looking at people's penises in here"

 

Written down and spoken in anything other than a Mackem twang it wouldn't have raised much if an eyebrow other than people thinking who's this comedian.

 

Now say it in a Mackem accent and it turns into comedy gold! :lol:

 

 

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That is a true story though.

 

A very, very well known "Gremlin" will also back that story up.

 

Sorry if this upsets you.

 

Henry Rollins! Henry Rollins!

You're hard. You're hard.

Big Jimmy Nail! Big Jimmy Nail!

You're hard as well.

Sainsbury's security!

Like I'm dead scared

Oh what a frightening world it can be

 

Lenny Henry! Lenny Henry!

You're funny. You're funny.

Jenny Eclair! Jenny Eclair!

You're dead funny too.

Skinner, Baddiel, Anderson, Brand!

Oh, nurse, soothe my sides

Oh, what a funny old world it can be

Ok, let's pedestrianise the high street

 

Mariella Frostrup does loads of voiceovers but nothing much else yet she seems to get by

Is this New Labour, Mr. Blair?

Is this New Labour, Mr. Blair?

Is this New Labour, Mr. Blair?

If anyone wants me, I'll be over there

 

 

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