KDT Posted January 10, 2012 Share Posted January 10, 2012 I'd have him back, his lifestyle needs a major shake up though Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Anderson Posted January 10, 2012 Share Posted January 10, 2012 Fuck it, I'd have the horrible gypsy cunt back as long as it didn't mean selling Demba Tiote Cabaye Jonas Hatem Ba Carroll Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fenham Mag Posted January 10, 2012 Share Posted January 10, 2012 Ashley see's Carroll as the natural successor to Shola. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
ponsaelius Posted January 10, 2012 Share Posted January 10, 2012 If we do have £15 million to spend then let's not spend it on Andy Carroll, eh. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Prophet Posted January 10, 2012 Share Posted January 10, 2012 If Pardew is concerned about Ben Arfa's fitness he'd probably have a stroke working with Carroll. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fenham Mag Posted January 10, 2012 Share Posted January 10, 2012 If we do have £15 million to spend then let's not spend it on Andy Carroll, eh. Would be hella fun man. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
BeloEmre Posted January 10, 2012 Share Posted January 10, 2012 No way Liverpool would sell him for £15m. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ginola Posted January 10, 2012 Share Posted January 10, 2012 I wouldn't be disappointed as such if we signed Carroll, but I do think we should be looking elsewhere really. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest taps01 Posted January 10, 2012 Share Posted January 10, 2012 Can't see Liverpool wanting to lose out on 20mil on one player Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
WarrenBartonCentrePartin Posted January 10, 2012 Share Posted January 10, 2012 we won't bring him back. Would be funny as fuck if we got him on loan though, he scored 10 goals between now and May, we sent him back to the Racists, Murderers, Bindippers (call them what you want) and he was dogshit again. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ketsbaia Posted January 10, 2012 Share Posted January 10, 2012 He's not even worth £15m. Nowhere near. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dave Posted January 10, 2012 Share Posted January 10, 2012 Even if we were willing to spend £15m on a player (makes me laugh just typing it ), as if we'd risk putting all that on a player who has been ridiculously out of form for pretty much the entire last year. A player that our own MD has said off the record is 'worth fuck all'. A player on a reported £80,000 per week. Total non-story. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
indi Posted January 10, 2012 Share Posted January 10, 2012 No thanks. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Craig-NUFC Posted January 10, 2012 Share Posted January 10, 2012 Imagine the longball we would be able to play : Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
LucaAltieri Posted January 10, 2012 Share Posted January 10, 2012 I'd have him back, his lifestyle needs a major shake up though I don't know him personally, nor am I an expert on sport & nutrition. However, his form has tailed off since joining Liverpool. At Newcastle the team played to his strengths, there was little expectation placed on him, he was playing week-in-week-out, and the squad was full of confidence. At Liverpool none of those things were true. The question is: if he were to come back would they still be true? With our current style of play I'd say he'd slot in nicely as a target man and give us another option from set pieces. Following his performances at Liverpool I think expectations would be significantly lower, and the team does still seem to be playing with confidence. He also wouldn't be expected to be the main man (as he was first time round) when Ba is back. Also, he's a fan. He'd be playing for the shirt. He'd be worth a punt at the right price. That said, it's all moot. Confident there's nothing in it whatsoever. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
David Icke - Son of God Posted January 10, 2012 Share Posted January 10, 2012 It'll never happen, and I know the Andy Carroll we see now is no where near the quality of the player we had 12 months ago, but I'd be lying if I said I wouldn't get a bit of a semi on if we did get him back. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
jdckelly Posted January 10, 2012 Share Posted January 10, 2012 Even if we were willing to spend £15m on a player (makes me laugh just typing it ), as if we'd risk putting all that on a player who has been ridiculously out of form for pretty much the entire last year. A player that our own MD has said off the record is 'worth fuck all'. A player on a reported £80,000 per week. Total non-story. normally I'd agree but the Times is hardly bullshit central when it comes to stories Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
WarrenBartonCentrePartin Posted January 10, 2012 Share Posted January 10, 2012 to be fair, I've seen a canny few slappas knocking around town looking for someone to ride, and I'd imagine the glasses in Blu Bambu are growing impatient at being used only to hold alcoholic liquids, not smashed over the head of an unsuspecting reveller. His departure has also fucked the local arsonist trade far more than Thatcher fucked the miners too. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
ponsaelius Posted January 10, 2012 Share Posted January 10, 2012 The bloke's been lumbering around like an absolute mess for the last year and has become one of the biggest football flops of all time, English football's great comedy figure. Apparently unfit and unmotivated, or atleast completely and utterly out of form. He basically looks like a shit, gutless version of the player we watched in the Championship. Paying £35 million for him looks like the biggest joke in footballing history, going back in and paying big money (even more so relative to what we have) for the shit version of Andy Carroll is even more ridiculous. I'm not at all convinced he'd come back and start playing well again, in fact, I'm almost convinced he wouldn't. Could buy a fucking excellent couple of players for £15 million. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
KDT Posted January 10, 2012 Share Posted January 10, 2012 to be fair, I've seen a canny few slappas knocking around town looking for someone to ride, and I'd imagine the glasses in Blu Bambu are growing impatient at being used only to hold alcoholic liquids, not smashed over the head of an unsuspecting reveller. His departure has also f***ed the local arsonist trade far more than Thatcher f***ed the miners too. He was in Aspers on Saturday apparently so he's still contributing to the north east nightlife economy Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
TherealnorthernTOON Posted January 10, 2012 Share Posted January 10, 2012 if he took his old wage back on a 7 year contract, maybe. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fenham Mag Posted January 10, 2012 Share Posted January 10, 2012 Even if we were willing to spend £15m on a player (makes me laugh just typing it ), as if we'd risk putting all that on a player who has been ridiculously out of form for pretty much the entire last year. A player that our own MD has said off the record is 'worth f*** all'. A player on a reported £80,000 per week. Total non-story. Maybe he's got the virgin money up front (sure we've been down this road before) Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Neil Posted January 10, 2012 Share Posted January 10, 2012 The bloke's been lumbering around like an absolute mess for the last year and has become one of the biggest football flops of all time, English football's great comedy figure. Apparently unfit and unmotivated, or atleast completely and utterly out of form. He basically looks like a shit, gutless version of the player we watched in the Championship. Paying £35 million for him looks like the biggest joke in footballing history, going back in and paying big money (even more so relative to what we have) for the shit version of Andy Carroll is even more ridiculous. I'm not at all convinced he'd come back and start playing well again, in fact, I'm almost convinced he wouldn't. Could buy a fucking excellent couple of players for £15 million. For example, just look at some of your recent signings: Tiote, Cabaye and Ben Arfa with change for plenty of pies. (I realise the market is consistently inflating, but still) Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dave Posted January 10, 2012 Share Posted January 10, 2012 Even if we were willing to spend £15m on a player (makes me laugh just typing it ), as if we'd risk putting all that on a player who has been ridiculously out of form for pretty much the entire last year. A player that our own MD has said off the record is 'worth f*** all'. A player on a reported £80,000 per week. Total non-story. Maybe he's got the virgin money up front (sure we've been down this road before) Using sponsorship money in that way is something the current regime have slagged the fuck out of the old for doing. Can't see them doing a u-turn on that. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
BONTEMPI Posted January 10, 2012 Share Posted January 10, 2012 The bloke's been lumbering around like an absolute mess for the last year and has become one of the biggest football flops of all time, English football's great comedy figure. Apparently unfit and unmotivated, or atleast completely and utterly out of form. He basically looks like a shit, gutless version of the player we watched in the Championship. Paying £35 million for him looks like the biggest joke in footballing history, going back in and paying big money (even more so relative to what we have) for the shit version of Andy Carroll is even more ridiculous. I'm not at all convinced he'd come back and start playing well again, in fact, I'm almost convinced he wouldn't. Could buy a fucking excellent couple of players for £15 million. I'm with you on that one! Never go back Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
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