Ketsbaia Posted May 10, 2011 Share Posted May 10, 2011 We should have a Giggs smiley methinks. Definitely. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
midds Posted May 10, 2011 Share Posted May 10, 2011 The only line-up I want to see Smith in is blindfolded against a whitewashed wall, facing a dozen loaded rifles. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
wormy Posted May 10, 2011 Share Posted May 10, 2011 Fucking vice-captain. Still kills me reading that Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dave Posted May 10, 2011 Share Posted May 10, 2011 We should have a Giggs smiley methinks. Definitely. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ketsbaia Posted May 10, 2011 Share Posted May 10, 2011 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sifu Posted May 10, 2011 Share Posted May 10, 2011 We should have a Giggs smiley methinks. Definitely. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest BlacknWhiteArmy Posted May 10, 2011 Share Posted May 10, 2011 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
binnsy Posted May 10, 2011 Share Posted May 10, 2011 Good hopefully it'll mean we can save Tiote from a suspension and Pardew will see for his own eyes that Smith is nowhere near good enough to be kept on for next season.... Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dave Posted May 10, 2011 Share Posted May 10, 2011 Alternate example of usage: http://img641.imageshack.us/img641/9861/imogenthomas.jpg Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Teasy Posted May 10, 2011 Share Posted May 10, 2011 So Ben Arfa will now not be back but Alan fucking Smith has made a shock recovery! Why does god hate us?? Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Darth Crooks Posted May 10, 2011 Share Posted May 10, 2011 Shit version of wolverine isn't he? Just with crap blonde streaks and the extra power obliterating of turning any midfield he plays in. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ronaldo Posted May 13, 2011 Share Posted May 13, 2011 Great news today. This is easily his best run of form since signing. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hanshithispantz Posted May 13, 2011 Share Posted May 13, 2011 Watch him play 2 MOTM performances and earn a 5 year contract Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ronaldo Posted May 13, 2011 Share Posted May 13, 2011 Eh? Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
TRon Posted May 22, 2011 Share Posted May 22, 2011 Was only given 20 mins or so but still managed to fuck us up royally. Well done lad. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
RupertCommunicator Posted May 22, 2011 Share Posted May 22, 2011 Cancel his fucking contract. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Colocho Posted May 22, 2011 Share Posted May 22, 2011 Joke of a footballer. Best thing for both parties is to terminate his contract. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest elbee909 Posted May 22, 2011 Share Posted May 22, 2011 Can we please ditch this waste of space ex-player? Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
oldtype Posted May 22, 2011 Share Posted May 22, 2011 Should offer to cancel his contract and retire. He can replace the tea lady if he wants to stay with the club. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dokko Posted May 22, 2011 Share Posted May 22, 2011 This utter cunt just keeps costing the club in different ways, just when you think it's safe not to think about the little shit...bam! Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
thomas Posted May 22, 2011 Share Posted May 22, 2011 have a good look, Leeds. All that could be yours again. Just pick up the phone. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dave Posted May 22, 2011 Share Posted May 22, 2011 Alan Smith hiding like a bastard during that whole spell of possession. 3-2 at that point. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ritchie Posted May 22, 2011 Share Posted May 22, 2011 What did he do this time? Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
TRon Posted May 22, 2011 Share Posted May 22, 2011 Alan Smith hiding like a bastard during that whole spell of possession. 3-2 at that point. Let's be honest...what was he going to do to stop West Brom? He can't tackle these days. He can't pass, and he can't hold the ball or run with it. We might as well have put Ole Sodeberg on the pitch, at least he can fucking run. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rich Posted May 22, 2011 Share Posted May 22, 2011 Alan Smith hiding like a bastard during that whole spell of possession. 3-2 at that point. Aye, that wasn't the first time either unfortunately. Barton was yelling "keep the ball" at Enrique and Lua Lua, who were doing a very decent job of it penned up against the touchline towards their corner, while also dropping in and out to keep it going. Meanwhile, Smith, who was less than ten yards away seemed content to sit right on the back of one of their players, totally unavailable to contribute, instead of doing the same when all of the angles got closed out and they needed another option. Maybe he was protecting things if it broke down by covering the potential runner, but surely we're better off just keeping the ball in that situation anyway? He's just got no confidence in his own ability, and hasn't since he arrived here really. He never wants the ball in the first place and when he does reluctantly receive it, he's naturally not going to look to do much with it aside from pass it sideways or backwards (often inviting more pressure onto a team-mate, when it would've been easier to simply keep it, play a different pass). He's not the best footballer anyway, but he's not even playing anywhere near that limited potential because of this and is just an absolute liability, fully-fit or half-fit. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
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