Report: Alan Smith to leave NUFC in January?

[Skeletor]

Luque's flick over Rio Ferdinand dwarfs anything that Smith has ever done for us.

 

Plus his goal against the Mackems.

[Beezeri]

 

We get lumbered with the possibly the worst value player I've ever seen wear the shirt and thats saying something.

 

http://www.cleansheetsallround.co.uk/wp-content/uploads/Luque-Newcastle1.jpg

 

Hmmmm...Luque was excellent piece of business compared to the one below...

 

http://t1.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcQgvRGcnJEpc0Vjo8CBve5aCZtxLPeuuUxor6_7ijMqIERldp1DGA

 

[morpeth mag]

you knew it was trouble when the owner had No 17 on his back - thank god his player appreciation seems to be improving

[Crumpy Gunt]

At least Allarshite is consistant. He's lumbered his present Club with as much a dead duck as he did NUFC.

[morpeth mag]

if he was that consistant he'd buy Smith now and go up in my estimation

[ikri]

you knew it was trouble when the owner had No 17 on his back - thank god his player appreciation seems to be improving

 

No. 17 was Ashley's "lucky" number long before he bought the club (& Smith).  That Smith ended up with the owner's lucky number on his shirt was just cruel luck.  Oddly enough, since Smith got Ashley's lucky number Ashley's luck has turned to shit, but I'm sure that's just a coincidence.

[mrmojorisin75]

Oddly enough, since Smith got Ashley's lucky number Ashley's luck has turned to shit, but I'm sure that's just a coincidence.

 

[RupertCommunicator]

We should defo look to pay the difference in his wages to get shot of him. At least we'd claw back 15k a week.

[McLoven11]

Every time this thread become on top, I hope Newcastle sold him...

[bigfella]

Every time this thread become on top, I hope Newcastle sold him...

 

Ha Ha!  me too 

[Ronaldo]

Lots of money was placed on him returning to Leeds on Monday. Let us pray.

[Nobody]

Lots of money was placed on him returning to Leeds on Monday. Let us pray.

Kum bay ya, my Lord, kum bay ya;

Kum bay ya, the Lord, kum bay ya;

Kum bay ya, my Lord, kum bay ya,

O Lord, kum bay ya.

[Pilko]

One of the Leeds directors has supposedly tweeted that Alan Smith going to them is a 'done deal'.

 

@realnortheast

 

Latest transfer rumours - Reports a deal to take #nufc midfielder Alan Smith to Leeds is almost done.

 

Yes, I know, it's for the Twitter thread. But this appears to be looking likelier by the minute. Please, let it be true.

[Guest neesy111]

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[ponsaelius]

Good lord please happen.

[Guest The_Optimistic]

When does his contract run out?

[LRD]

End of this season.

[Skirge]

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[Guest The_Optimistic]

No chance of getting rid of him then.

[themanupstairs]

Lots of money was placed on him returning to Leeds on Monday. Let us pray.

Kum bay Smudger, my Lord, kum bay Smudger;

Sumn  bay Smith, the Lord, sumn bay Smith;

Kum bay ya, my Lord, kum bay ya,

O Lord, kum bay  .

 

[AyeDubbleYoo]

Man, will this fire sale never end?

[Nobody]

There is a god!

EDIT: If this is true, that is 

[Ketsbaia]

selling club etc.

[SEMTEX]

What can I do to make this happen? I will do anything. I'll sacrifice my youngest child, or a goat or some shit like that. Anything. Please.

[Guest WashyGeordie]

What can I do to make this happen? I will do anything. I'll sacrifice my youngest child, or a goat or some s*** like that. Anything. Please.

 

Drink your own piss? Maybe.