Guest ObiChrisKenobi Posted January 16, 2011 Share Posted January 16, 2011 http://images.cheezburger.com/completestore/2011/1/16/5c61c08c-7d91-48c5-ab29-c8a4aca777a4.jpg Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dave Posted January 16, 2011 Share Posted January 16, 2011 A BIRD!!! ON THE PITCH!!! http://www.peacockshock.com/archives/bird%20goal%20england%20algeria%20world%20cup%202010-thumb.jpg A Newcastle fan gave that bird bad AIDS I heard. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
David Icke - Son of God Posted January 16, 2011 Share Posted January 16, 2011 Clearly most of their own fans don't watch them considering they are calling us a long ball team. It was something they levelled at us after the 5-1. They seem to genuinely believe that they're Brazil '70 and we're the antithesis of everything a football team should be. I'll just let them get on with it. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mick Posted January 16, 2011 Share Posted January 16, 2011 Think they have problems navigating in daylight. I thought they navigated by using ultrasound? Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Haris Vuckic Posted January 16, 2011 Share Posted January 16, 2011 None of our goals in the 5-1 were scored as a direct result of a long ball. The goal today was from a set piece Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
David Icke - Son of God Posted January 16, 2011 Share Posted January 16, 2011 Think they have problems navigating in daylight. I thought they navigated by using ultrasound? So not only can they make their way down to the shops with their eyes closed but they can tell you if your lass is up the duff too? The flashy flying fuckers. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
indi Posted January 16, 2011 Share Posted January 16, 2011 Think they have problems navigating in daylight. I thought they navigated by using ultrasound? Yeah they do. I don't know why I think that, but it's what I think. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Karjala Posted January 16, 2011 Share Posted January 16, 2011 sad cunts, 6-2. fuck u sad mackem twats. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest neesy111 Posted January 16, 2011 Share Posted January 16, 2011 Can we rename the forum 'Bird Watch Online' now? Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
biggs Posted January 16, 2011 Share Posted January 16, 2011 If a toon fan had put a magpie on the pitch he would have added another as 1 for sorry 2 for joy so fuck off Taylor get your facts right you lesbo Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr. Snrub Posted January 16, 2011 Share Posted January 16, 2011 http://triton.imageshack.us/Himg268/scaled.php?server=268&filename=steveharper854505i.jpg&xsize=640&ysize=480 Sunderland should be fined for that. Bloody hell he's like 8. That's his age and sexuality on the back of his shirt. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mick Posted January 16, 2011 Share Posted January 16, 2011 That's his age and sexuality on the back of his shirt. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Elliottman Posted January 16, 2011 Share Posted January 16, 2011 http://triton.imageshack.us/Himg268/scaled.php?server=268&filename=steveharper854505i.jpg&xsize=640&ysize=480 Sunderland should be fined for that. Bloody hell he's like 8. fucking criminal that. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
RupertCommunicator Posted January 16, 2011 Share Posted January 16, 2011 S*nderland should be docked 11 points for that. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Foluwashola Posted January 16, 2011 Share Posted January 16, 2011 If a toon fan had put a magpie on the pitch he would have added another as 1 for sorry 2 for joy so fuck off Taylor get your facts right you lesbo The other one probably died in his pocket. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Mantis Posted January 16, 2011 Share Posted January 16, 2011 BTW what was Howard Webb playing at in the first half? Nobber Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
David Icke - Son of God Posted January 16, 2011 Share Posted January 16, 2011 The more I think about it the more I hope one of our lot did bring the Magpie in. The mental image of some utter nutter standing in the away end for 45 minutes with a live bird in his pocket is too funny for words. The half time interval would've been a treat too. "Here mate! Will yee hold my bird while a gan for a piss!?" Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ameritoon Posted January 16, 2011 Share Posted January 16, 2011 S*nderland should be docked 11 points for that. That's a bent opinion, man. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
TooonDoom Posted January 16, 2011 Share Posted January 16, 2011 Mackum planning revenge for the st james game next season: http://img1.eyefetch.com/p/nl/215780-62c337ea-c383-4dc7-80d1-645be1e9f57f.jpg Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cajun Posted January 16, 2011 Share Posted January 16, 2011 The more I think about it the more I hope one of our lot did bring the Magpie in. The mental image of some utter nutter standing in the away end for 45 minutes with a live bird in his pocket is too funny for words. The half time interval would've been a treat too. "Here mate! Will yee hold my bird while a gan for a piss!?" "Can you look after the bird, while I go for a piss?" "Erm, yes mate, definitely" "WTF!!". Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest johnson293 Posted January 16, 2011 Share Posted January 16, 2011 http://triton.imageshack.us/Himg268/scaled.php?server=268&filename=steveharper854505i.jpg&xsize=640&ysize=480 Sunderland should be fined for that. Bloody hell he's like 8. fucking criminal that. Can't wait for MOTD2 tonight (well, i can really). Be interesting to see how they laugh this incident off, while refusing to show Joey Barton giving an 'obscene' 5-1 gesture to, and inciting the home fans. No doubt they'll discuss that and roundly condemn him (JB) for it. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Haris Vuckic Posted January 16, 2011 Share Posted January 16, 2011 They wont show Harper getting pushed. Will they fook. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
N.A.G.A.S Posted January 16, 2011 Share Posted January 16, 2011 So... 1. One of them took a kitchen knife to the match 2. One of them clipped a magpies wings and put it on the pitch (allegedly) 3. One of them punched Harper 4. Hundreds outside the ground for their equaliser. Mint fans... says it all really. also whoever rang the radio and said "better than a win" - it might be better than your average win but it's no where near as good as beating your rivals 5-1. Trust us. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
jdckelly Posted January 16, 2011 Share Posted January 16, 2011 They wont show Harper getting pushed. Will they fook. nope too busy sermonizing over bartons latest moral outrage by him daring to walk onto the pitch, it offended lee dixons sensibilities Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
AlanSkÃrare Posted January 16, 2011 Share Posted January 16, 2011 I want to see Barton flashing the 5-1. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
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