Guest firetotheworks Posted April 21, 2015 Share Posted April 21, 2015 Who laughed? Carver is a joke always has been. ALL of you. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
r0cafella Posted April 21, 2015 Share Posted April 21, 2015 Who laughed? Carver is a joke always has been. All of you. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
themanupstairs Posted April 21, 2015 Share Posted April 21, 2015 epic bantz Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
TaylorJ_01 Posted April 21, 2015 Share Posted April 21, 2015 Can only assume Carver intends to score the sweatiest goal known to man. One so sodden that it can only be attempted by Gouffran in a plastic wonga poncho and sportsdirect armbands. Then they'll all jump into Mike's Ark and float off into the sea. Everyone else will perish. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
KaKa Posted April 21, 2015 Share Posted April 21, 2015 The guy just says everything Pardew used to. Imagine Pardew being someone's role model man. Imagine being that pathetic. Hope he changes it i.e. keeps it exactly the same, and we get twatted 5 nil. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Collage Posted April 21, 2015 Share Posted April 21, 2015 Oh I see, so we could have been winning games but instead we chose to entertain Sadly there's no room in today's football for romantic, Keegan-esque figures like John Carver. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Collage Posted April 21, 2015 Share Posted April 21, 2015 More direct?!?!?!?!?!?!?! More Sports Direct, is what he means. The players will wear stickers all over their bodies. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
arnonel Posted April 21, 2015 Share Posted April 21, 2015 Bad news boys and girls, the football might be about to get less attractive. "We need to come up with a solution, a formula, to win the game. “If it means being a little bit more direct, then that’s what we’re going to have to do. “I have to find a method of trying to play now that might not be pretty on the eye, but I need to find a way of getting some results, getting some points. “People might not like what they see, but I’m going to have to do it.” I'm worried about this. More direct? Thats like trying to find a color darker than black Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted April 21, 2015 Share Posted April 21, 2015 Just had a text from one of my mates. The rumoured meeting at the end of last week did happen and all players + staff were informed who would be managing the club next season. No prizes for guessing who. Absolutely sickening. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Collage Posted April 21, 2015 Share Posted April 21, 2015 Just had a text from one of my mates. The rumoured meeting at the end of last week did happen and all players + staff were informed who would be managing the club next season. No prizes for guessing who. Absolutely sickening. And your mate knows this how? Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
NG32 Posted April 21, 2015 Share Posted April 21, 2015 Just had a text from one of my mates. The rumoured meeting at the end of last week did happen and all players + staff were informed who would be managing the club next season. No prizes for guessing who. Absolutely sickening. And your mate knows this how? His mate is Carver Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nattfare Posted April 21, 2015 Share Posted April 21, 2015 Just had a text from one of my mates. The rumoured meeting at the end of last week did happen and all players + staff were informed who would be managing the club next season. No prizes for guessing who. Absolutely sickening. And your mate knows this how? His mate is Carver I'd be surprised if even Carver's imaginary friends would want to stick around Carver for long. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
BottledDog Posted April 21, 2015 Share Posted April 21, 2015 Just had a text from one of my mates. The rumoured meeting at the end of last week did happen and all players + staff were informed who would be managing the club next season. No prizes for guessing who. Absolutely sickening. I too would be absolutely sickened if your mate happened to be Charnley. Otherwise I'm still choosing to believe that Carver reportedly saying he's getting the job is just bluster and bollocks. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted April 21, 2015 Share Posted April 21, 2015 Just had a text from one of my mates. The rumoured meeting at the end of last week did happen and all players + staff were informed who would be managing the club next season. No prizes for guessing who. Absolutely sickening. And your mate knows this how? Part time member of staff pal. Realise it sounds ITK'ish but he's really got no reason to make it up as he's a ST holder himself. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
TRon Posted April 21, 2015 Share Posted April 21, 2015 Centre halves won't know what hit them when they get clattered by Ayoze chasing down those long balls. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
AyeDubbleYoo Posted April 21, 2015 Share Posted April 21, 2015 Thing is, the decision is fairly simple now. I'm not invested in the outcome. If they give Carver the job it's over for me and we will be relegated. Nothing more to say other than that really, pointless stressing about it. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
healthyaddiction Posted April 21, 2015 Share Posted April 21, 2015 Just had a text from one of my mates. The rumoured meeting at the end of last week did happen and all players + staff were informed who would be managing the club next season. No prizes for guessing who. Absolutely sickening. And your mate knows this how? Part time member of staff pal. Realise it sounds ITK'ish but he's really got no reason to make it up as he's a ST holder himself. This was on skunkers last week. If it had been said it would have been out with all the papers already. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
TRon Posted April 21, 2015 Share Posted April 21, 2015 I'm sorry but I always take these ITK rumours with a pinch of salt. I'm pretty sure Carver won't be getting the job full time. They could have given it to him after Pardew left if they had already made their minds up. What's changed since then other than we've sunk like a stone? Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Roger Kint Posted April 21, 2015 Share Posted April 21, 2015 I'm sorry but I always take these ITK rumours with a pinch of salt. I'm pretty sure Carver won't be getting the job full time. They could have given it to him after Pardew left if they had already made their minds up. What's changed since then other than we've sunk like a stone? You mean why will they wait until fans had paid about half of next years season tickets before announcing it at the end of the season rather than risk wholesale cancellations in January? Cant imagine why tbh...... Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest reefatoon Posted April 21, 2015 Share Posted April 21, 2015 They won't even announce it, they will just carry on the way they are. It's the way the cunts always work. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
afar Posted April 21, 2015 Share Posted April 21, 2015 At some point Ashley may get twitchy, there is a definite possibility that we could be sucked in to the relegation battle. That's huge for him. The last time we got close to it, he went out and spent money, which as we know is crazy stuff for him. Lose the next two games and I think he might have to act, and the only thing he can do is replace Carver, would not surprise me at all if he "augmented" the coaching staff with an experienced (ie. too long in the tooth ala JFK) appointment on a temp basis until the end of the season, if we lose the next two. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest chopey Posted April 21, 2015 Share Posted April 21, 2015 At some point Ashley may get twitchy, there is a definite possibility that we could be sucked in to the relegation battle. That's huge for him. The last time we got close to it, he went out and spent money, which as we know is crazy stuff for him. Lose the next two games and I think he might have to act, and the only thing he can do is replace Carver, would not surprise me at all if he "augmented" the coaching staff with an experienced (ie. too long in the tooth ala JFK) appointment on a temp basis until the end of the season, if we lose the next two. I agree with Ashley bringing in a trouble shooter to give the inexperienced, whipper snapper, 50 year old John Carver a hand Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
ScottishMagpie Posted April 21, 2015 Share Posted April 21, 2015 Fucking ridiculous if this meeting/decision is true!!! Surely Ashley must realise he could douse the flames of discontent by changing the 'head coach'. Even if he appointed someone marginally better than the current fanny he would be himself some breathing space with some fans and press alike. The kunt could maybe string us along until January and then worry about us again then. Keeping the 'local lad' in charge just means more shite results which will mean more shit is gonna be flying his way (fans & press) which means he'll have to actually get his hands dirty with us again which he obviously doesn't like doing. Though must add that personally I think Ashely and NUFC is ultimately a doomed relationship whatever he does and the sooner he does one the better. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Darth Crooks Posted April 21, 2015 Share Posted April 21, 2015 http://t1.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcS-NsU0Ytff4muEo9-eVkjIa6BUtMLevsWUTKp2DSwDzATT622Yag:e2.365dm.com/15/01/16-9/20/newcastle-john-carver_3247567.jpg%3F20150103190821 ARE YOU NOT NOT ENTERTAINED?! Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
triggs Posted April 21, 2015 Share Posted April 21, 2015 At some point Ashley may get twitchy, there is a definite possibility that we could be sucked in to the relegation battle. That's huge for him. The last time we got close to it, he went out and spent money, which as we know is crazy stuff for him. Lose the next two games and I think he might have to act, and the only thing he can do is replace Carver, would not surprise me at all if he "augmented" the coaching staff with an experienced (ie. too long in the tooth ala JFK) appointment on a temp basis until the end of the season, if we lose the next two. Big Ron Manager part 2. Carver would be even more mentally unstable than that Bleasdale guy was Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
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