Guest firetotheworks Posted May 1, 2015 Share Posted May 1, 2015 Fair play to that illiterate lad for sticking to his guns. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
morla84 Posted May 1, 2015 Share Posted May 1, 2015 Haha bless him Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mattoon Posted May 1, 2015 Share Posted May 1, 2015 The only way for him to be in pole position is if there are no other contestants. Unless he's talking about pole dancing. The pole would most likely get stuck in a wrinkle, causing a spin to have a devastating effect and then the pole would break from his weight. Even in this scenario I would put him second to having no manager! I suspect a monkey randomly flinging poo at a tactics board would achieve a higher win % tbf. I don't get this, so you're saying Carver would be better than Carver? I'm lost. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ryan Posted May 1, 2015 Share Posted May 1, 2015 http://snpy.tv/1KAL5Cn 'Listen' Snippet of his BTSport interview tomorrow. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Slim Posted May 1, 2015 Share Posted May 1, 2015 Why wont people listen Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
AyeDubbleYoo Posted May 1, 2015 Share Posted May 1, 2015 Listen, I can lose every game, get Newcastle relegated, walk away and say "it wasn't good enough". No worries then John. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mike Posted May 1, 2015 Share Posted May 1, 2015 Ryder: John Carver has endured a rough ride after run of defeats but has managed to hold his head up high and stay true to his beliefs. Would somebody mind telling me what the fuck this is about? Stuck to his beliefs has he? WHAT BELIEFS? Belief that he can win games? What the hell is he even on about? I'm going to have to stay away from this thread I think. Muslim I think. Shi'ite. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mike Posted May 1, 2015 Share Posted May 1, 2015 The idea that he'd fucking walk if there was no investment. Get the fuck outta here with that shit. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
AyeDubbleYoo Posted May 1, 2015 Share Posted May 1, 2015 The idea that he'd fucking walk if there was no investment. Get the fuck outta here with that shit. I didn't even lol because it didn't register as a concept from this plane of reality. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mike Posted May 1, 2015 Share Posted May 1, 2015 The idea that he'd fucking walk if there was no investment. Get the fuck outta here with that shit. I didn't even lol because it didn't register as a concept from this plane of reality. He just says whatever. 40 losses ago in January he was all on some " We don't need players!" shit. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
AyeDubbleYoo Posted May 1, 2015 Share Posted May 1, 2015 And this interview is after losing all the games. After. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mike Posted May 1, 2015 Share Posted May 1, 2015 And this interview is after losing all the games. After. Right?! This fucking guy. "If you don't give me millions to spend, you're not going to have me around!" Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
sempuki Posted May 1, 2015 Share Posted May 1, 2015 He has a cracking imagination: http://www.mirror.co.uk/sport/football/news/john-carver-reveals-newcastle-supporting-white-5619292? Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
midds Posted May 1, 2015 Share Posted May 1, 2015 And this interview is after losing all the games. After. Right?! This fucking guy. "If you don't give me millions to spend, you're not going to have me around!" Ripe for a "if you can't handle me at my worst..." facebook type shitquote thing. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ryan Posted May 1, 2015 Share Posted May 1, 2015 f***ing hell, he has no shame That's now the maintenance man, sponsors and white van men he's mentioned supporting him. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Numbers Posted May 1, 2015 Share Posted May 1, 2015 He has a cracking imagination: http://www.mirror.co.uk/sport/football/news/john-carver-reveals-newcastle-supporting-white-5619292? If it isn't made up they were clearly Mackems in the van. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mike Posted May 1, 2015 Share Posted May 1, 2015 He has a cracking imagination: http://www.mirror.co.uk/sport/football/news/john-carver-reveals-newcastle-supporting-white-5619292? "I was driving in on Monday morning, on my own, feeling sorry for myself as you do in the car, not listening to the sport but the pop music." Holy shit that bums me out. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Unbelievable Posted May 1, 2015 Share Posted May 1, 2015 And this interview is after losing all the games. After. Right?! This f***ing guy. "If you don't give me millions to spend, you're not going to have me around!" Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
morla84 Posted May 1, 2015 Share Posted May 1, 2015 He's lost it like. Thought I had heard it all. Astonishing Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
morla84 Posted May 1, 2015 Share Posted May 1, 2015 It's like he thinks he's just down the pub with his mates instead of being in a press conference Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Unbelievable Posted May 1, 2015 Share Posted May 1, 2015 That last article is amazing. Two white van men cheered him up at a traffic light. Seriously? Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dokko Posted May 1, 2015 Share Posted May 1, 2015 “I looked and suddenly he just indicated to me to keep my chin up and behind him, his mate did exactly the same. "I got quite emotional in the car - but then I had a bit of a giggle to myself because those two had actually picked me up with their actions. “They are one of us and I am one of them, what they did meant so much to me. So I drove on to the training ground and you would think someone had just given me a pot of gold. Seriously, that is how I felt." :lol: :lol: This actually ran through his head while he sat at the lights with some irate newcastle fan on his bonnet tearing off his wipers with his teeth. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
morla84 Posted May 1, 2015 Share Posted May 1, 2015 Can only imagine what his team talks are like Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Newcastle Fan Posted May 1, 2015 Share Posted May 1, 2015 Jesus fucking christ those statements, laughing hysterically at them Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Big Geordie Posted May 1, 2015 Share Posted May 1, 2015 PR guff probably, courtesy of Keith Bishop! Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
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