Sima Posted July 27, 2015 Share Posted July 27, 2015 He's mentally ill. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
jong24 Posted July 27, 2015 Share Posted July 27, 2015 Let's face it, he was never up to it. The really sad thing is, most of us knew that, yet the people running the club obviously thought otherwise. Quite frankly an outstandingly stupid decision to give him the job. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
bigfella Posted July 27, 2015 Share Posted July 27, 2015 On 27/07/2015 at 20:27, Willow said: Quote Why can’t, in the future, I go away, be successful and return to Newcastle as manager under different circumstances? I’ve been back to the football club a few times and it would be a great story to do so again.” http://i.imgur.com/zaHnR0d.gif Outstanding giffage there Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tiresias Posted July 27, 2015 Share Posted July 27, 2015 To be fair the maddest thing he said was that Williamson played well at any point Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
WarrenBartonCentrePartin Posted July 27, 2015 Share Posted July 27, 2015 His best mate is in on the act anarl, copying the quotes. However, in traditional style he's still providing moments of mirth. Quote Former head coach of Newcastle John Carver opens up on his Newcastle United exit two months after leaving my mutual consent Whose mutual consent? Quote The Geordie head coach opted to use the Daily Telegraph as his platform to get his message out as he looks to return to the game. Still keen to point out he's a Geordie, and unwilling to state that he's our ex/former head coach... Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
LRD Posted July 27, 2015 Share Posted July 27, 2015 On 27/07/2015 at 20:00, Ash said: Successful spell at Toronto? The media spin. Wished it was an actual horse putting its hoof through that idiot's head in the first pic. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Scotty66 Posted July 27, 2015 Share Posted July 27, 2015 On 27/07/2015 at 20:27, Willow said: Quote Why can’t, in the future, I go away, be successful and return to Newcastle as manager under different circumstances? I’ve been back to the football club a few times and it would be a great story to do so again.” http://i.imgur.com/zaHnR0d.gif Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Si Posted July 27, 2015 Share Posted July 27, 2015 On 27/07/2015 at 21:05, Scotty66 said: Quote Quote Why can’t, in the future, I go away, be successful and return to Newcastle as manager under different circumstances? I’ve been back to the football club a few times and it would be a great story to do so again.” http://i.imgur.com/zaHnR0d.gif :lol: Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
U2 Posted July 27, 2015 Share Posted July 27, 2015 On 27/07/2015 at 20:12, Carver said: Why can’t, in the future, I go away, be successful and return to Newcastle as manager under different circumstances? I’ve been back to the football club a few times and it would be a great story to do so again.” http://darkman007.untergrund.net/photos/gif/true_lies_face_punch.gif (no sequel for you) Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr Colossus Posted July 27, 2015 Share Posted July 27, 2015 On 27/07/2015 at 21:09, Si said: Quote Quote Quote Why can’t, in the future, I go away, be successful and return to Newcastle as manager under different circumstances? I’ve been back to the football club a few times and it would be a great story to do so again.” http://i.imgur.com/zaHnR0d.gif :lol: fucking hell the more I look at that the funnier it gets Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Si Posted July 27, 2015 Share Posted July 27, 2015 On 27/07/2015 at 21:19, Dr Colossus said: Quote Quote Quote Quote Why can’t, in the future, I go away, be successful and return to Newcastle as manager under different circumstances? I’ve been back to the football club a few times and it would be a great story to do so again.” http://i.imgur.com/zaHnR0d.gif :lol: f***ing hell the more I look at that the funnier it gets It's so perfect Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Scoot Posted July 27, 2015 Share Posted July 27, 2015 On 27/07/2015 at 19:35, sempuki said: http://www.telegraph.co.uk/sport/football/teams/newcastle-united/11766550/Ex-Newcastle-head-coach-John-Carver-I-took-a-battering-for-being-honest.html My god!!! Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
ads Posted July 27, 2015 Share Posted July 27, 2015 On 27/07/2015 at 20:27, Willow said: Quote Why can’t, in the future, I go away, be successful and return to Newcastle as manager under different circumstances? I’ve been back to the football club a few times and it would be a great story to do so again.” http://i.imgur.com/zaHnR0d.gif That's stunning Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vinny Green Balls Posted July 27, 2015 Share Posted July 27, 2015 Successful period with Toronto?!!! Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
mrmojorisin75 Posted July 27, 2015 Share Posted July 27, 2015 He must have paid to have that interview done and printed like Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ikon Posted July 28, 2015 Share Posted July 28, 2015 I'd have him back tbh. Deserves another chance, as a coach at least. He's a geordie and shows passion. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
themanupstairs Posted July 28, 2015 Share Posted July 28, 2015 On 28/07/2015 at 05:02, Ikon said: I'd have him back tbh. Deserves another chance, as a coach at least. He's a geordie and shows passion. I would as well tbh. Not too sure about this Cathrobe character. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
sempuki Posted July 28, 2015 Share Posted July 28, 2015 On 28/07/2015 at 05:02, Ikon said: I'd have him back tbh. Deserves another chance, as a coach at least. He's a geordie and shows passion. Worryingly this is precisely what Lee Ryder thinks. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nattfare Posted July 28, 2015 Share Posted July 28, 2015 http://www.nufcblog.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/07/steve-stone-and-john-carver.jpg Reveal hidden contents That picture... I just... just... Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dan Gleebals Posted July 28, 2015 Share Posted July 28, 2015 Size of that head, you would think he had a little more about him than he does. Deluded beyond belief. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dinho lad Posted July 28, 2015 Share Posted July 28, 2015 Quote If I’m asking the players to believe in themselves, then I had to show I believed in myself. Fair play to him for being willing to make himself look like a total idiot, then. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
ads Posted July 28, 2015 Share Posted July 28, 2015 On 28/07/2015 at 10:01, Nattfare said: http://www.nufcblog.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/07/steve-stone-and-john-carver.jpg Cunts. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Si Posted July 28, 2015 Share Posted July 28, 2015 On 28/07/2015 at 10:01, Nattfare said: http://www.nufcblog.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/07/steve-stone-and-john-carver.jpg Reveal hidden contents That picture... I just... just... No Mr Bond I expect you to....lick....die. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Consortium of one Posted July 28, 2015 Share Posted July 28, 2015 On 28/07/2015 at 10:01, Nattfare said: http://www.nufcblog.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/07/steve-stone-and-john-carver.jpg Reveal hidden contents That picture... I just... just... needs lobotomy Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
BlueStar Posted July 28, 2015 Share Posted July 28, 2015 A selection of comments on the Chronicle article http://i.imgur.com/zLDfPXb.png Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
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