Unbelievable Posted April 26, 2015 Share Posted April 26, 2015 This week was all about impressing those 20 sponsor representatives on the training ground. Well done JC Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Gino14 Posted April 26, 2015 Share Posted April 26, 2015 People have been predicting this since he got the job. The saving grace of Carver is that he can never have the job for long. He hasn't got the slime ability that Pardew has to kiss people's arses. He is already blowing his top and give him enough time and he'll probably punch a fan or something. The man is an accident waiting to happen and we all need to be thankful for that. If he was this bad, but had Pardew's spin ability he'd be another knacker in the job for years. At least this way he guarantees the best he'll get is to the end of this season, but let's hope he goes mad before that and we can appoint somebody better, somebody like the person who serves the tea. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Superior Acuña Posted April 26, 2015 Share Posted April 26, 2015 “They expect me to put the ball in the net, stop the headers going in, stop the opposition from scoring. “I can’t affect that. I can’t get on the end of the corner and head the ball clear which would have kept us one up at half time. I can’t do that. That is f***ing scary. The bloke thinks his job is just to pick the lineup and sit back, and whatever happens is nothing to do with him. Those quotes can't be real. 'They expect me to have an effect on the match' Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stifler Posted April 27, 2015 Share Posted April 27, 2015 Correct me if I'm wrong but hasn't he now offers his own fan outside to fight him the same amount of times as he's won a game this season? The shocking fact is that the number isn't 0. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
sempuki Posted April 27, 2015 Share Posted April 27, 2015 He's losing it if he hasn't lost it already. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Andy84 Posted April 27, 2015 Share Posted April 27, 2015 http://www.chroniclelive.co.uk/sport/football/football-news/john-carver-calls-protection-after-9123673 The comment about the stewards What does he want like a ring of steel? shameful coward just like his predosessor Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Geordie Deb Posted April 27, 2015 Share Posted April 27, 2015 It's all about me, what a spineless knacker. Howay fans near the dugout ramp it up a bit more and he will blow, hilarious, Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Minhosa Posted April 27, 2015 Share Posted April 27, 2015 Kind of ironic that the 'big man' that marched over to the away end at St Mary's is now calling for protection from the same people he abused. Deserves everything he gets tbh. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
morla84 Posted April 27, 2015 Share Posted April 27, 2015 Hire people on minimum wage zero hour contracts, give them very little training whatsoever and expect them to put themselves at risk dealing with people you have incited. Then proceed to rip them to shreds in the national media because you failed to control yourself. If I was a steward around the dugout, I would be paying extra close attention between now and the end of the season. The next time he swears, escort him out right away Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Big Geordie Posted April 27, 2015 Share Posted April 27, 2015 He's cracking. Won't be long now. If he had any dignity, he'd have never taken the job in the first place, nevermind resigning. One of us? My arse. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
BlueStar Posted April 27, 2015 Share Posted April 27, 2015 What happens if he decides he's had enough, Steve Stone till the end of the season? Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
NUFC_Chris Posted April 27, 2015 Share Posted April 27, 2015 Can't believe this guy. Lashing out and trying to divert attention away from himself. Trying to blame the fans now for his problems. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mattoon Posted April 27, 2015 Share Posted April 27, 2015 If this guy loved the club as much as he and everyone in the media likes to say, then he would have resigned on the spot after the Sunderland game. It's like someone with no medical qualifications insisting on doing his wife's heart transplant because he loves her so much, while he slowly manages to butcher most of her internal organs. Give it up for f***s sake. I ripped the heart out and shoved a new one in, what else am I supposed to do? I can't stitch it up for her, I can't make it heal, I can't make it beat? Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
samptime29 Posted April 27, 2015 Share Posted April 27, 2015 “They expect me to put the ball in the net, stop the headers going in, stop the opposition from scoring. “I can’t affect that. I can’t get on the end of the corner and head the ball clear which would have kept us one up at half time. I can’t do that. That is f***ing scary. The bloke thinks his job is just to pick the lineup and sit back, and whatever happens is nothing to do with him. Oh my God! Carver is completely off his head. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
KaKa Posted April 27, 2015 Share Posted April 27, 2015 Carver is an absolute catastrophe. Startling example of a man with absolutely no integrity. Disgusting to witness. Makes my skin crawl. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
morla84 Posted April 27, 2015 Share Posted April 27, 2015 Carver is an absolute catastrophe. Startling example of a man with absolutely no integrity. Disgusting to witness. Makes my skin crawl. It's making his own skin try to crawl off his face too from the looks of things Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
EthiGeordie Posted April 27, 2015 Share Posted April 27, 2015 It's too hot in the kitchen, get out! I can't believe he is making a big fuss over this. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Consortium of one Posted April 27, 2015 Share Posted April 27, 2015 Turns on the supporters, turns on the players. Fucking chump. He needs a hole to crawl into. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest chopey Posted April 27, 2015 Share Posted April 27, 2015 If Ashley is serious about investment and pushing us on next season then Carver has to go today, it was mentioned on here about Rednapp for four games to get us the win we need. If Ashley is just going to continue with minimum investment and happy to survive then Carver will stay and things will turn nasty. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kasper Posted April 27, 2015 Share Posted April 27, 2015 If Ashley is serious about investment and pushing us on next season..... http://i.imgur.com/x7YPL5w.gif Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
TRon Posted April 27, 2015 Share Posted April 27, 2015 Protection from the supporters. He needs a baseball bat in the face, that's the reality of it. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Heake Posted April 27, 2015 Share Posted April 27, 2015 Probably already been mentioned, but if the club were serious about throwing money around this summer then they should be already lining up / lined up heads ready to go. assuming that's the case, then they are recruiting without a manager in place (Assuming they really aren't that thick to keep charver on) & seem prepared to carry on with the - already proven to fail - method currently being employed. We really do seem destined for abject failure for the foreseeable future. On this evidence, I would imagine Charnley would struggle to spell his fucking name lately. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Darth Crooks Posted April 27, 2015 Share Posted April 27, 2015 Protection from the supporters. He needs a baseball bat in the face, that's the reality of it. Might straighten a crease or two Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
themanupstairs Posted April 27, 2015 Share Posted April 27, 2015 Protection from the supporters. He needs a baseball bat in the face, that's the reality of it. Might straighten a crease or two Mushy lasagne isn't ideal, but i'll take it. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest chopey Posted April 27, 2015 Share Posted April 27, 2015 I don't think Carver is saying "the tea bags are in the cupboard, I'll bring the bourbons" Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
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