Guest firetotheworks Posted May 7, 2015 Share Posted May 7, 2015 http://i.imgur.com/iIuuNgQ.jpg Why does the kitty have a vortex in its stomach? Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
TaylorJ_01 Posted May 7, 2015 Share Posted May 7, 2015 http://i.imgur.com/iIuuNgQ.jpg Why does the kitty have a vortex in its stomach? to put pennies in it Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Village Idiot Posted May 7, 2015 Share Posted May 7, 2015 Lee Ryder retweeted John Burridge @TheBudgieTweets · 8m 8 minutes ago Is my point proven. MANAGERS DONT WIN GAMES. Great players do. They said PEP would know every thing about Barca.He Could do nothing about it Lee still believes this isn't Carvers fault f***ing hell He could manage Messi and he'd have Piqué booting it up to his head and play Adriano and Alba in midfield. This underrating of managers pisses me off btw. Yes, at the end of the day players are the ones that do the work on the pitch, but managers do have a massive influence. Did Atlético have a better squad than us last season? Yet they did better in all major competitions. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Darth Crooks Posted May 7, 2015 Share Posted May 7, 2015 @lee_ryder Carver shows copy of letter from Coloccini from earlier in the week #nufc :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: http://i.imgur.com/FxSZqTDl.jpg Pretty sure its a to do list which just says - breathe in - breathe out - lick. X500 He's like Neville Chamberlain with a punched lasagne for a face Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
sempuki Posted May 7, 2015 Share Posted May 7, 2015 Absolute nutter. How can he possibly justify/rationalise that statement? He is probably the worst. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Klaus Posted May 7, 2015 Share Posted May 7, 2015 http://i.imgur.com/iIuuNgQ.jpg Body to tail proportion all wrong imo 3/10, could do better. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Darth Crooks Posted May 7, 2015 Share Posted May 7, 2015 Seriously, this is just bizarre. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Si Posted May 7, 2015 Share Posted May 7, 2015 Seriously, this is just bizarre. This is NUFC Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
SEMTEX Posted May 7, 2015 Share Posted May 7, 2015 Beginning to wonder whether we're a satirical football club and I just didn't realise up until now. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Geordiesned Posted May 7, 2015 Share Posted May 7, 2015 http://www.chroniclelive.co.uk/sport/football/football-news/newcastle-chief-john-carver-claims-9202678 http://i.imgur.com/WD60NAM.png :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: Looks the Mackems are already trying to hijack it. 15% yes FFS! Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
NG32 Posted May 7, 2015 Share Posted May 7, 2015 Lee Ryder retweeted John Burridge @TheBudgieTweets · 8m 8 minutes ago Is my point proven. MANAGERS DONT WIN GAMES. Great players do. They said PEP would know every thing about Barca.He Could do nothing about it Lee still believes this isn't Carvers fault By that logic, whats the point in Chelsea having a top manager in Morinho, when they could make a massive saving by sacking him and appointing Paul Ince... Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
maybe_next_year Posted May 7, 2015 Share Posted May 7, 2015 life imitates art, its like a David Squires comic. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Andy84 Posted May 7, 2015 Share Posted May 7, 2015 When will all this s*** just end man Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Darth Crooks Posted May 7, 2015 Share Posted May 7, 2015 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Interpolic Posted May 7, 2015 Share Posted May 7, 2015 :lol: He blows goats, I have proof. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
steve_69 Posted May 7, 2015 Share Posted May 7, 2015 The guy's a fucking crackhead Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Gino14 Posted May 7, 2015 Share Posted May 7, 2015 Lee Ryder obviously didn't watch the game last night. Barcelona were superior because they had Messi of course and Bayern didn't have Robben and Ribery. However they still played like a functional team, had a plan and were competitive for most of the game. They didn't fall to pieces in the first minute and hang their heads. I just don't see how someone with a functioning brain could compare Newcastle to Bayern, or Carver to Pep right now. It's just so idiotic I don't know where to start. Pep lost to a great team, Carver loses to any team and makes less of the team than the sum of its parts. Anyone who can't see that shouldn't be allowed out in public. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest firetotheworks Posted May 7, 2015 Share Posted May 7, 2015 Lee Ryder obviously didn't watch the game last night. Barcelona were superior because they had Messi of course and Bayern didn't have Robben and Ribery. However they still played like a functional team, had a plan and were competitive for most of the game. They didn't fall to pieces in the first minute and hang their heads. I just don't see how someone with a functioning brain could compare Newcastle to Bayern, or Carver to Pep right now. It's just so idiotic I don't know where to start. Pep lost to a great team, Carver loses to any team and makes less of the team than the sum of its parts. Anyone who can't see that shouldn't be allowed out in public. It's moronic and ignores the point that Bayern Munich were up against Barca because they're good enough to play in the fucking Champions League. Why am I justifying it with a response ffs. The man has severe special needs. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Noodles Posted May 7, 2015 Share Posted May 7, 2015 Absolutely bizarre from the man. I'm half expecting his last presser to be conducted shirtless whilst he makes a last ditch attempt at camaraderie with the fans by proclaiming his love for "deep house" and a "cheeky nandos". What a sausage. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
LRD Posted May 7, 2015 Share Posted May 7, 2015 :lol: He blows goats, I have proof. Nee wrong, when he's the GOAT. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pilko Posted May 7, 2015 Share Posted May 7, 2015 http://i57.tinypic.com/2v2fh1g.jpg Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
nufcjb Posted May 7, 2015 Share Posted May 7, 2015 Where are all those ex-players and pundits who were praising Carver before this? Come on, show some balls and back him as the best coach in the league now! Shearer, Rob Lee and all you fucking dimwits, this is the guy you backed! Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
toon25 Posted May 7, 2015 Share Posted May 7, 2015 I just find the guy funny now, tbh. The football management equivalent of David Brent. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shak Posted May 7, 2015 Share Posted May 7, 2015 He'll be living in a home for special people within 12 months. Time to tone down the abuse tbh, he needs help. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wallace Posted May 7, 2015 Share Posted May 7, 2015 He is just being mocked by all the media now. The club really need to stop him talking. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
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