jdckelly Posted May 7, 2015 Share Posted May 7, 2015 he's either doing everything in his power to get himself sacked for the payoff or just gone mad, maybe both Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
number9shirt Posted May 7, 2015 Share Posted May 7, 2015 http://www.chroniclelive.co.uk/sport/football/football-news/newcastle-chief-john-carver-claims-9202678 http://i.imgur.com/WD60NAM.png :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: Looks the Mackems are already trying to hijack it. 15% yes FFS! We should hijack it back and vote yes. After all we are deluded geordies Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ikon Posted May 7, 2015 Share Posted May 7, 2015 John Carver doesn't call the wrong number. It's people who answer the wrong phone. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ketsbaia Posted May 7, 2015 Share Posted May 7, 2015 John Carver doesn't call the wrong number. It's people who answer the wrong phone. Time to bring out the Chuck Norris jokes.... Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
AyeDubbleYoo Posted May 7, 2015 Share Posted May 7, 2015 On reflection I'd say he's quite low. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
BlueStar Posted May 7, 2015 Share Posted May 7, 2015 If managers can't make a difference to how well a team plays can we just get someone who the players like and respect then? Doesn't even have to be a football guy, there's that lad who cuts a lot of their hair they all crack on with. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest NUFCPDX Posted May 7, 2015 Share Posted May 7, 2015 http://i57.tinypic.com/2v2fh1g.jpg Sweet mother, I nearly wet myself upon seeing this! Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Village Idiot Posted May 7, 2015 Share Posted May 7, 2015 If managers can't make a difference to how well a team plays can we just get someone who the players like and respect then? Doesn't even have to be a football guy, there's that lad who cuts a lot of their hair they all crack on with. Or you could appoint somebody from here. I vote womblemaster. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
magpie1892 Posted May 7, 2015 Share Posted May 7, 2015 Time to tone down the abuse tbh, he needs help. Totally this. He's not well at all. No joke. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
morla84 Posted May 7, 2015 Share Posted May 7, 2015 Afraid I don't agree with you on this one John Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
TRon Posted May 7, 2015 Share Posted May 7, 2015 http://i57.tinypic.com/2v2fh1g.jpg Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nattfare Posted May 7, 2015 Share Posted May 7, 2015 Time to tone down the abuse tbh, he needs help. Totally this. He's not well at all. No joke. Definitely is mentally ill. Can't tell fiction from reality anymore. Since he's not going to quit the club should relieve him from duty... which they're not going to do, the cruel bastards. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
ED209 Posted May 7, 2015 Share Posted May 7, 2015 I think he needs to be detained under the mental health act, either that or he is the worlds greatest comedian. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ketsbaia Posted May 7, 2015 Share Posted May 7, 2015 http://s18.postimg.org/61z93c42x/carver.jpg Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Disco Posted May 7, 2015 Share Posted May 7, 2015 This guy is our fucking manager. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Willow Posted May 7, 2015 Share Posted May 7, 2015 the pic on .com http://i.imgur.com/eF1msnW.png Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
ianovthetoon Posted May 7, 2015 Share Posted May 7, 2015 To put it quite simply. Preserving the value of a 300 million pound asset is in the hands of this knob. He shouldn't even be near the youth teams never mind the first team. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Memphis Posted May 7, 2015 Share Posted May 7, 2015 http://s4.postimg.org/e4tc7uv71/CEZ_de_FWMAErd_Mu.jpg Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
mrmojorisin75 Posted May 7, 2015 Share Posted May 7, 2015 Just noticed the last line of his quote there, the backing of Mike and Lee is enough. Good stuff from the lad bleeding black and white that he doesn't give a fuck that +90% of fans think he's shite Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest chopey Posted May 7, 2015 Share Posted May 7, 2015 http://i.imgur.com/iIuuNgQ.jpg this forum man, I can't stop laughing at that picture, my anger has just melted away looking at that beautiful cat Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
TRon Posted May 7, 2015 Share Posted May 7, 2015 http://i.imgur.com/iIuuNgQ.jpg this forum man, I can't stop laughing at that picture, my anger has just melted away looking at that beautiful cat Why does the cat look more intelligent and thoughtful than Carver? Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
AyeDubbleYoo Posted May 7, 2015 Share Posted May 7, 2015 Because it is. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tiresias Posted May 7, 2015 Share Posted May 7, 2015 He's winning the telegraph's poll on whose the best coach http://www.telegraph.co.uk/sport/football/teams/newcastle-united/11589357/John-Carver-claims-he-is-the-best-coach-in-the-Premier-League.html :lol: Liked the comment "wasn't even the best coach in toronto" Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
LV Posted May 7, 2015 Share Posted May 7, 2015 Lee Ryder obviously didn't watch the game last night. Barcelona were superior because they had Messi of course and Bayern didn't have Robben and Ribery. However they still played like a functional team, had a plan and were competitive for most of the game. They didn't fall to pieces in the first minute and hang their heads. I just don't see how someone with a functioning brain could compare Newcastle to Bayern, or Carver to Pep right now. It's just so idiotic I don't know where to start. Pep lost to a great team, Carver loses to any team and makes less of the team than the sum of its parts. Anyone who can't see that shouldn't be allowed out in public. It's moronic and ignores the point that Bayern Munich were up against Barca because they're good enough to play in the f***ing Champions League. Why am I justifying it with a response ffs. The man has severe special needs. We're just an absolute joke man from top to bottom. Even our local journalists are a laughing stock ffs. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Elbel1 Posted May 7, 2015 Share Posted May 7, 2015 He's winning the telegraph's poll on whose the best coach http://www.telegraph.co.uk/sport/football/teams/newcastle-united/11589357/John-Carver-claims-he-is-the-best-coach-in-the-Premier-League.html :lol: Liked the comment "wasn't even the best coach in toronto" Let's be honest He probably wasn't the best coach in that press conference Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
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