MrRaspberryJam Posted February 15, 2022 Share Posted February 15, 2022 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Biggsbond14 Posted February 15, 2022 Share Posted February 15, 2022 On 10/02/2022 at 07:45, Ste said: I know the dentist is the master of waiting for a story to break or confirmation from the club before he tells everyone that he knew about it a week before. They’re a funny group. A lot of shadow accounts targeting abuse at people, and they seem to come out with questionable comments which turn out to be a mysterious hacker. That dentist blokes voice is like a air conditioning machine drones on until I fucked the lot of them off wraith and all his dick licking chums Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
HaydnNUFC Posted February 16, 2022 Share Posted February 16, 2022 On 09/02/2022 at 14:59, deejeck said: Didn't want to bump the Bruce thread so sticking this in here. That pump clip is the stuff of nightmares. It's £8 a pint as well. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Darth Crooks Posted February 16, 2022 Share Posted February 16, 2022 Kudos to the font from his shit books Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
NE27 Posted February 16, 2022 Share Posted February 16, 2022 10 hours ago, Darth Crooks said: Kudos to the font from his shit books Is that him in the Jag in the background too? Weird obsession with the car. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sima Posted February 18, 2022 Share Posted February 18, 2022 Fuck is going on with NUFC Twitter and some comments Pardew has made? Bloke is an absolute cunt but loads are fawning over him this morning. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
wormy Posted February 18, 2022 Share Posted February 18, 2022 6 minutes ago, Sima said: Fuck is going on with NUFC Twitter and some comments Pardew has made? Bloke is an absolute cunt but loads are fawning over him this morning. I've not looked but I'm guessing he's dared to come out with some cliché 'sleeping giant' stuff that completely contradicts the way he'd talk the club down when he actually had a role in it? If football fans are anything it's certainly fickle. He can say as much nice stuff about the club as he wants. He can still fuck off. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
gbandit Posted February 18, 2022 Share Posted February 18, 2022 18 minutes ago, Sima said: Fuck is going on with NUFC Twitter and some comments Pardew has made? Bloke is an absolute cunt but loads are fawning over him this morning. Some wanker going on about how we played good football under him. He was an absolute fucking snake from day one, will do anything to ingratiate himself for some cash or recognition Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Prophet Posted February 18, 2022 Share Posted February 18, 2022 It's just another day on Twitter. Shout down anyone who doesn't tell you what you want to hear and kiss the arse of anyone who does. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Likelylad Posted February 18, 2022 Share Posted February 18, 2022 I turned on him after that Reading game. Couldn't abide the twat. Still dislike him but not as vehemently now he's got sod all to do with the club. I think he's getting some credence because he's not bitter and slagging us off in the media at every chance like your fat Sam's and Souness etc. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
kingxlnc Posted February 18, 2022 Share Posted February 18, 2022 1 hour ago, Likelylad said: I turned on him after that Reading game. Couldn't abide the twat. Still dislike him but not as vehemently now he's got sod all to do with the club. I think he's getting some credence because he's not bitter and slagging us off in the media at every chance like your fat Sam's and Souness etc. Weirdly, Bruce despite being 'a local' may have even replaced him in the hatred ranks. It's helped his cause that he was first replaced by Carver, who was worse, then McClaren who got us relegated (even though not as hated and smarmy), and Bruce who is the worst of the lot. I don't know why but I created a matrix and the data fully supports it. Carver and Bruce are the worst we've had - and ironically they were both Geordies - so that myth of only wanting one of our own is nonsense. The main things to judge: Type of football played? (score out of 3, 0 terrible, 3 great) Did they have good players to work with? (0 - great players, 3 terrible) Mike Ashley compliance (3 = non compliant, 0 = extremely) Did they talk us up or down? (0 - talk down, 3 talk up) Did they get good results? (0 - terrible, 3 great) Bonus: Will also include where are they from (Geordie 1, Non-Geordie 0) Pardew - 1.5, 0, 1, 0, 2, 0 = 4.5/16 Carver - 0, 2, 0, 1, 0, 1 - 4/16 McClaren - 2, 1, 1, 1.5, 0, 0 = 5.5 Benitez - 1.5, 3, 3, 3, 1.5, 0 = 12/16 Bruce - 0, 2, 0, 0, 1, 1 = 4/16 Howe - 2, 2, n/a, 3, 2.5, 0 = 9.5/13 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
gbandit Posted February 18, 2022 Share Posted February 18, 2022 Eh? Pardew talked us down incessantly Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
kingxlnc Posted February 18, 2022 Share Posted February 18, 2022 8 minutes ago, gbandit said: Eh? Pardew talked us down incessantly Sorry the last 0 is the geordie or non geordie one - he got a 0 for talking us down constantly Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
gbandit Posted February 18, 2022 Share Posted February 18, 2022 Ah apologies, fair play Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bimpy474 Posted February 18, 2022 Share Posted February 18, 2022 Personally I'd rather judge them on the nice to cunt scale, and Pardew makes it to full cunt. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Thiago Posted February 18, 2022 Share Posted February 18, 2022 Pardew is a funny one. At the time he was awful and embodied every stereotype of the Ashley era. That said, with a bit of space and time, he does talk us up when it would be easy to do the opposite. Offer me a pint with him or Souness and I'm going for Pards all day long. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kid Icarus Posted February 18, 2022 Share Posted February 18, 2022 Agreed, but only so I could glass him. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
wormy Posted February 18, 2022 Share Posted February 18, 2022 I'd ask to be left to drink alone in peace. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
gbandit Posted February 18, 2022 Share Posted February 18, 2022 Souness is a bitter, twisted angry man but at least he’s not fake as fuck Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest HTT II Posted February 18, 2022 Share Posted February 18, 2022 (edited) 13 minutes ago, Thiago said: Pardew is a funny one. At the time he was awful and embodied every stereotype of the Ashley era. That said, with a bit of space and time, he does talk us up when it would be easy to do the opposite. Offer me a pint with him or Souness and I'm going for Pards all day long. I’m going glassing them both in the face, after I drink my pint first of course! Edited February 18, 2022 by HTT II Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Prophet Posted February 18, 2022 Share Posted February 18, 2022 It's been discussed at length, Pardew is a cunt. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Exiled in Texas Posted February 18, 2022 Share Posted February 18, 2022 (edited) I always misread this treat title and wonder what Wraith has been doing now Edited February 18, 2022 by Exiled in Texas Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Prophet Posted February 18, 2022 Share Posted February 18, 2022 Great to see some of our lot leaping to the defence of the Saudis again Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dancing Brave Posted February 18, 2022 Share Posted February 18, 2022 5 hours ago, The Prophet said: It's been discussed at length, Pardew is a cunt. ^ smarmy cockney Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rafalove Posted February 18, 2022 Share Posted February 18, 2022 If I absolutely had to choose on my life I’d go Souness all day long who is actually supposed to be a canny bloke. He just becomes a prick when NUFC or Pogba come up in discussion. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
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