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The Life and Times of 'Entertaining' Mario Balotelli


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I think its about time this lunatic had his own thread. Man City’s tantrum throwing, dart chucking, tramp helping, bully fighting, backheeling striker is just a little crazy. For example:

 

He's had his car impounded 27 times... http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/showbiz/bizarre/3544840/Manchester-City-star-Mario-Balotelli-car-in-pound-27-times.html

 

He's thrown darts at youth teamers... http://uk.eurosport.yahoo.com/27032011/58/premier-league-balotelli-threw-darts-window.html

 

He can't put bibs on properly...

 

He swears on live TV...

Balotelli Swearing

 

He gives money to tramps... http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/news/3536493/Mario-Balotelli-wins-25000-then-gives-1000-to-a-tramp.html

 

He saves children from bullying... http://www.metro.co.uk/sport/oddballs/862875-mario-balotelli-takes-truant-boy-back-to-school-and-gives-bullies-ticking-off

 

He provoked Man United players after an FA Cup Semi Final...

http://t3.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcS6qleNN_V1aA4N8_ky-7Vi3Ln7PYAaAKHZ2XdOnNszOL_r0reR7w

 

He mocked Jack Wilshere... http://www.guardian.co.uk/football/2010/dec/21/mario-balotelli-wilshere-fabregas-rooney

 

He dumped his girlfriend on live TV, by text...

It said "I’m back (visiting Italy) to make you change, but never mind, you’re sunk. Everything is against you tomorrow, bye! You‘re a stupid girl, the real problem is not a child, but stupid! Say hello to the (presenter), which is good for you! Um, OK.”

 

He wears AC Milan kits whilst playing for Inter... http://www.totalfootballmadness.com/2010/03/23/mario-balotelli-wears-ac-milan-jersey-on-tv-show/

 

 

 

....are just some of his bizarre moments. He's also allergic to grass and backheeled a one-on-one chance the other week. Controversy follows him everywhere and he's only 20. I love the guy, but he splits opinion – do you love him or hate him?

 

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You've missed this: http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/news/3490497/Prem-ace-star-is-a-little-bit-baloony.html

 

Plus wrecking his Audi R8 and when asked why £5,000 was hanging out his back pocket replying, "Because I am rich." :lol:

 

And my favourite, trying to sneak into a woman's prison because the door was open. http://www.thespoiler.co.uk/index.php/2010/10/04/mario-balotelli-caught-trying-to-sneak-into-womens-prison :lol:

 

This photo's brilliant too, just before he went in for a knee op.

http://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2010/09/09/article-0-0B1C1D5E000005DC-496_468x432.jpg

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I'd like to see him really produce on the field for a prolonged length of time.  At the moment he's basically just an amusing nutter, although the ability's obviously there.

 

I honestly don't think he really gives a shit about football. He's talented, I've seen it with my own eyes.

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