alexf Posted June 1, 2014 Share Posted June 1, 2014 The King's gotta keep his followers around him. He's already lost his precious Shola. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cajun Posted June 1, 2014 Share Posted June 1, 2014 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Disco Posted June 1, 2014 Share Posted June 1, 2014 Still got 2 years left on his current deal n all Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pilko Posted June 1, 2014 Share Posted June 1, 2014 Wonder if the fat cunt has negotiated a meal allowance in the new deal? Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest bimpy474 Posted June 1, 2014 Share Posted June 1, 2014 Fat fucking useless lump of shite, just like his manager, a cunt. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
triggs Posted June 1, 2014 Share Posted June 1, 2014 Why don't we just put Alnwick as our sub keeper? If he is going to make it at any stage he would want to be at least as good as Blob by now Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cajun Posted June 1, 2014 Share Posted June 1, 2014 Why don't we just put Alnwick as our sub keeper? If he is going to make it at any stage he would want to be at least as good as Blob by now Get Alnwick out on loan getting games, Pearson/Woodman as 3rd choice and let Elliot sit on his arse or 36 games a season. IIRC second choice keepers don't get many reverse matches so there is no point letting a 20/21 year old keeper waste what little career he has sitting on the bench. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
sempuki Posted June 1, 2014 Share Posted June 1, 2014 Signing a new deal according the Sun on Sunday! Mediocrity is the key word with Ashley and the King. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Willow Posted June 1, 2014 Share Posted June 1, 2014 Still got 2 years left on his current deal n all http://i.imgur.com/FPlVYWf.gif Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wullie Posted June 1, 2014 Share Posted June 1, 2014 The way he dives/flops for shots from distance. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest palnese Posted June 1, 2014 Share Posted June 1, 2014 The way he dives/flops for shots from distance. Mata's free kick springs to mind. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kimbo Posted June 1, 2014 Share Posted June 1, 2014 Signing a new deal according the Sun on Sunday! Still got 2 years left on his current deal n all http://gifrific.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/12/Blackadder-Confused-Look.gif Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stifler Posted June 1, 2014 Share Posted June 1, 2014 He needs to be on the next few banners. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
LV Posted June 1, 2014 Share Posted June 1, 2014 Letting Ben Arfa go, signing up Elliot for a longer deal. LOL Trolling us tbh Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest bimpy474 Posted June 1, 2014 Share Posted June 1, 2014 Funny how Pardew's two biggest shit lickers are sticking with him, cunts just like him. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
LV Posted June 1, 2014 Share Posted June 1, 2014 Funny how Pardew's two biggest s*** lickers are sticking with him, c***s just like him. Bet it's like the Emperor's New Clothes at our club at the moment. "That's right boss, we do play attractive, attacking front-foot football and you are a tactical genius. Do I get a new 5 year deal?" Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
George Bailey Posted June 1, 2014 Share Posted June 1, 2014 Funny how Pardew's two biggest s*** lickers are sticking with him, c***s just like him. Bet it's like the Emperor's New Clothes at our club at the moment. "That's right boss, we do play attractive, attacking front-foot football and you are a tactical genius. Do I get a new 5 year deal?" they would need to take the slimy cunts cock out of there simpering, fawning, mealy mouths to speak first. Hard to to recall a set of players en masse at my club that I have ever despised as much as the current crop of absolute shit we have infesting SJP. with this fat, useless, cock sucker top of the list. Not even talented enough to be called average, the fucking smarmy piece of shit. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
LV Posted June 1, 2014 Share Posted June 1, 2014 Funny how Pardew's two biggest s*** lickers are sticking with him, c***s just like him. Bet it's like the Emperor's New Clothes at our club at the moment. "That's right boss, we do play attractive, attacking front-foot football and you are a tactical genius. Do I get a new 5 year deal?" they would need to take the slimy c***s cock out of there simpering, fawning, mealy mouths to speak first. Hard to to recall a set of players en masse at my club that I have ever despised as much as the current crop of absolute s*** we have infesting SJP. with this fat, useless, cock sucker top of the list. Not even talented enough to be called average, the f***ing smarmy piece of s***. Would love to know who the other yes-men are aside from Elliott. I'm guessing Stevie Fistpumps, Williamson and Gosling (when he was here) for sure. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest bimpy474 Posted June 1, 2014 Share Posted June 1, 2014 Funny how Pardew's two biggest s*** lickers are sticking with him, c***s just like him. Bet it's like the Emperor's New Clothes at our club at the moment. "That's right boss, we do play attractive, attacking front-foot football and you are a tactical genius. Do I get a new 5 year deal?" they would need to take the slimy c***s cock out of there simpering, fawning, mealy mouths to speak first. Hard to to recall a set of players en masse at my club that I have ever despised as much as the current crop of absolute s*** we have infesting SJP. with this fat, useless, cock sucker top of the list. Not even talented enough to be called average, the f***ing smarmy piece of s***. Would love to know who the other yes-men are aside from Elliott. I'm guessing Stevie Fistpumps, Williamson and Gosling (when he was here) for sure. Well basically all the players who are fucking crap, who any decent manager would get rid of tbh. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
George Bailey Posted June 1, 2014 Share Posted June 1, 2014 Very few of the current crop 'do it' for me tbh. Such a largely unlikeable and 'meh' kinda squad we have............. Undoubtedly the corelation between being half way decent on the pitch is part of it. But this lot seem to reflect the clubs current plight perfectly. For me there are very few are players I give a toss about...and those I do, I would bear no ill will or animosity if they decided to seek a move away to a club that actually wants to act like a football club. Never felt so detached from NUFC in all my years supporting us. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Disco Posted June 1, 2014 Share Posted June 1, 2014 Very few of the current crop 'do it' for me tbh. Such a largely unlikeable and 'meh' kinda squad we have............. Undoubtedly the corelation between being half way decent on the pitch is part of it. But this lot seem to reflect the clubs current plight perfectly. For me there are very few are players I give a toss about...and those I do, I would bear no ill will or animosity if they decided to seek a move away to a club that actually wants to act like a football club. Never felt so detached from NUFC in all my years supporting us. Very much this RE: the players. Was funny watching this fat mess play for Ireland t'other day, so far out of his depth it was untrue. Let in both the attempts he faced too. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Rent-A-Quote Posted June 11, 2014 Share Posted June 11, 2014 Elliot spent three years watching Kiely do his work for Charlton at the Valley when the club was a Premier League fixture and during that time and beyond, grass has been his enemy. injury “It’s the lamest injury excuse ever,” said Elliot laughing. “I’m pretty much allergic to everything. I get it at home a lot. It’s bad when you’re a goalkeeping diving on the grass the whole time. “When I was a scholar for Charlton for two or three years Dean was a massive influence. He was one of the best goalkeepers in the Premier League in the five or six years he was there so it was great to have that to look up to. “He has a great work ethic, he’s the same as a coach from what I’ve been told, he’s such a good professional and was always good to me. “He is a normal guy and, when you’re young, it’s good to have someone like that around. It makes you realise you shouldn’t have your head in the clouds and things like that. He was really good to me and the fact that he played for Ireland made me look up to him all the more.” With Tim Krul the subject of much transfer speculation, Elliot is happy to bide his time and wait for a chance to step into the Newcastle No. 1 spot. He has no thoughts of leaving. “No, I think it was being at Newcastle which helped me get the recognition and be part of the set-up. Obviously I want to play more games than I have done but sometimes as a goalkeeper you have to accept that you have to bide your time and when you do get your chance you’ve got to try to do well,” he said. “That’s what I have been working towards. I have had some opportunities and I think I have done well and I would like to think that if Tim (Krul) did go and there was an opportunity to claim that number one jersey, that I would be first in line. “Tim has always been linked to big clubs and the fact that he is in the Holland World Cup squad is probably going to enhance his credibility even more. “He is a top-class keeper, he has shown that in the way he has performed but whether or not he will actually go somewhere else, I don’t know.” Elliot’s debut against Turkey could have gone better but for him, it’s all part of the learning curve. levels “I think there is a lot more football played, it’s a more technical game. Your concentration levels have to be good because every player is a top player,” claimed Elliot. “I have tried to take it in my stride. All of the lads have been brilliant. I think all of these games at the end of the season have been good for us. It’s not like we’re playing lower-ranked sides but we’ve given a good account of ourselves,” concluded the Newcastle United goalkeeper. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dave Posted June 11, 2014 Share Posted June 11, 2014 Allergic to footballing talent as well evidently. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest bimpy474 Posted June 11, 2014 Share Posted June 11, 2014 Certainly isn't allergic to any food. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest neesy111 Posted June 11, 2014 Share Posted June 11, 2014 Fat cunt. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
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