Guest reefatoon Posted May 3, 2015 Share Posted May 3, 2015 He turns up because he wants a few hours away from the wife. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
ExiledGeordie Posted May 3, 2015 Share Posted May 3, 2015 Really don't fully understand why he's here. If it's just for the advertising it still doesn't make sense. He turns up regularly. Just don't get it. This has been the thing that gets me too. He turns up to watch matches including some obscure away games........we're absolute dog shit. As Ian says below for a fraction of what comes in, we could be entertaining, crowd would be relatively happy and he'd still make buckets of cash, you could argue more than he makes now. And yet we stagger from one disaster to the next as if he's getting some kind of perverse pleasure out of it. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest TCD23 Posted May 3, 2015 Share Posted May 3, 2015 Really don't fully understand why he's here. If it's just for the advertising it still doesn't make sense. He turns up regularly. Just don't get it. That's the enigma for me too. Why turn up to watch the match? He must care on a level because that's the only thing that would make even a bit of sense. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
BlueStar Posted May 3, 2015 Share Posted May 3, 2015 Does he not just see it as networking, keeping his finger on his business and doing his job rather than watching the match for entertainment? Like I'm sure he goes to business functions, visits SD stores and the like that he considers business, not pleasure. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest antz1uk Posted May 3, 2015 Share Posted May 3, 2015 Did no-one notice on that Dispatches programme where they showed you a clip of the promotional video for staff training, how many ex-sports personalities were on it. no wonder no-one comes out and slates him. Darren Gough (Albeit a complete dick on radio now) was on there, plus a lot of others Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest chopey Posted May 3, 2015 Share Posted May 3, 2015 I wonder if Ashley is having is Sunday piss up today if so we might get some sort of announcement tonight before his naked twister competition Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decky Posted May 3, 2015 Share Posted May 3, 2015 Really don't fully understand why he's here. If it's just for the advertising it still doesn't make sense. He turns up regularly. Just don't get it. That's the enigma for me too. Why turn up to watch the match? He must care on a level because that's the only thing that would make even a bit of sense. The biggest mystery is that he turns up and see's us play absolutely terrible football and he's still happy enough. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
LRD Posted May 3, 2015 Share Posted May 3, 2015 Seeing all those SD signs all over the place must give him a massive hard on. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shearergol Posted May 3, 2015 Share Posted May 3, 2015 Really don't fully understand why he's here. If it's just for the advertising it still doesn't make sense. He turns up regularly. Just don't get it. That's the enigma for me too. Why turn up to watch the match? He must care on a level because that's the only thing that would make even a bit of sense. The biggest mystery is that he turns up and see's us play absolutely terrible football and he's still happy enough. Plenty of other wankers doing that. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
George Bailey Posted May 3, 2015 Share Posted May 3, 2015 He turns up because he wants a few hours away from the wife. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
LoveItIfWeBeatU Posted May 3, 2015 Share Posted May 3, 2015 Good article: - http://www.true-faith.co.uk/thru-black-white-eyes-you-dont-know-what-your-doing-3may15/ Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
mrmojorisin75 Posted May 3, 2015 Share Posted May 3, 2015 He turns up because he wants a few hours away from the wife. top notch Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest chopey Posted May 4, 2015 Share Posted May 4, 2015 I'm just thinking, I wonder if relegation is what Ashley really wants ? It would give him the perfect excuse to sell Sissoko, Krul, Cisse ect, he could slash the wage bill by half overnight, last time we went down he apparently had to put £30 million into to the club to keep it going, we now have £38 million sitting in the bank so he wont need to invest anything. With all the highly paid players gone he can build his team around captain Coldback and build a squad cheaply to take us back up into the premier league ready for him to sell in 2016 which was the plan anyway. I'm sure his creative accountants could lose millions with the added cost of relegation that could be funnelled to MASH directly just before said sale. Just a thought. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
healthyaddiction Posted May 4, 2015 Share Posted May 4, 2015 You do realise it would cost about £100m in tv money right? Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shush Posted May 4, 2015 Share Posted May 4, 2015 You do realise it would cost about £100m in tv money right? And on top we may not be so fortunate in what we have left to take us straight back up. More than a year down there will fuck him in the wallet alright even harder. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Taylor Swift Posted May 4, 2015 Share Posted May 4, 2015 I hope this costs him a fuckload because it certainly won't cost any of us. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
biggs Posted May 5, 2015 Share Posted May 5, 2015 When he brought a statement out a few years ago about getting threats against him or his family was there iny substance or just rajees on twitter/facebook etc as i was listening to Collymore yesterday on Talkshite and he said that is why he is running the club like he is to spite the fans and saying it is our fault Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
AyeDubbleYoo Posted May 5, 2015 Share Posted May 5, 2015 I hope this costs him a fuckload because it certainly won't cost any of us. Except emotionally. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
geordiesteve710 Posted May 5, 2015 Share Posted May 5, 2015 Really don't fully understand why he's here. If it's just for the advertising it still doesn't make sense. He turns up regularly. Just don't get it. That's the enigma for me too. Why turn up to watch the match? He must care on a level because that's the only thing that would make even a bit of sense. The biggest mystery is that he turns up and see's us play absolutely terrible football and he's still happy enough. Free buffet innit. Bet the rest are gutted when he turns up though, can't imagine any of them having the backbone to ask if there's any chance he'll share it with them. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
geordiesteve710 Posted May 5, 2015 Share Posted May 5, 2015 When he brought a statement out a few years ago about getting threats against him or his family was there iny substance or just rajees on twitter/facebook etc as i was listening to Collymore yesterday on Talkshite and he said that is why he is running the club like he is to spite the fans and saying it is our fault As far as I could see it was just a cheap trick to try to get public opinion on his side. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Heake Posted May 5, 2015 Share Posted May 5, 2015 Collymore talks loudly & says very little. He should stick to talking about things he`s an authority on: like chinning small women & knocking one off over the bonnet of a ford focus whilst some gimp smashes his mrs. probably the worst "pundit" on the airwaves ever. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Robster Posted May 5, 2015 Share Posted May 5, 2015 Except emotionally. The cost emotionally isn't so great these days I'm afraid. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
biggs Posted May 5, 2015 Share Posted May 5, 2015 When he brought a statement out a few years ago about getting threats against him or his family was there iny substance or just rajees on twitter/facebook etc as i was listening to Collymore yesterday on Talkshite and he said that is why he is running the club like he is to spite the fans and saying it is our fault As far as I could see it was just a cheap trick to try to get public opinion on his side. yeah thought that too ,despicable bastard Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
HawK Posted May 5, 2015 Share Posted May 5, 2015 Collymore talks loudly & says very little. He should stick to talking about things he`s an authority on: like chinning small women & knocking one off over the bonnet of a ford focus whilst some gimp smashes his mrs. probably the worst "pundit" on the airwaves ever. Collymore is like the Daily Mail of talk-show presenting. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Darth Crooks Posted May 5, 2015 Share Posted May 5, 2015 He's just Devils advocate man. He is loud though. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
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